Monday, November 10, 2025

The Amway Nutrilite Dissolving Test

One day I heard Ambot throwing things into the toilet. Lots of little splashes. Nothing good can ever come of that so I went over to investigate. He was cleaning out his medicine cabinet because we’re going to paint the bathroom and need the fixtures off the walls.

The medicines and first aid supplies are kept in another cabinet so I’m wondering just how much aspirin does he have stockpiled in there and if it has all expired. Closer inspection shows he is turfing out Nutrilite vitamins. I’m sure they have expired a long time ago. Its not like we consume vitamins but he had to buy them whether we needed them or not to get the PV up there. That’s part of being in Amway. Buying overpriced shit that you don’t need and will never use.

One of those bottles was concentrated fruits and vegetables. I mean what the fuck is he buying that for? I stock up weekly on fresh fruits and veggies. Half the time he’s with me when I’m shopping and can choose what he wants. I buy berries in the summer and freeze them and we buy frozen fruits and vegetables as needed when not available at the produce store.

The reason he bought those concentrated fruits and vegetables is because of what we heard from the stage. Those Diamonds telling the IBO’s what do they need fresh fruit and vegetables for when they can get what they need from buying a bottle of the Nutrilite shit. Yeah those bastards all have degrees as nutritionists.

But the Nutrilite vitamins don’t all flush. Some of them are sitting there on the bottom of the tank despite several flushes to get them down. That would be me doing the flushing. Ambot had left the area. But an hour later he came back and said “hey what’s that in the toilet?”

I mean really! What the fuck do you think it is? Who was flushing Nutrilite vitamins I remind him. And then I point out they’ve been in there for quite some time and they’re not dissolving. Does that give you any clue what’s happening inside your body once you swallow them?

So he grabs the plunger and is determined to get those hold out vitamins down the drain.

Brings back visions of using the plunger to deal with the dogshit from Amway dog food!

He has decent success with the plunger. Only one Nutrilite vitamin is left in the toilet bowl.

I tell him to leave it in there because I’m curious how long it will take to dissolve. I came back a couple of hours later to check on it and now it is starting to dissolve a little. I would have left it longer but now I had a baggie of dog shit to flush. Don’t want to leave that ripening in the house! This time when I flushed the toilet the Nutrilite vitamin disappeared. Perhaps the dog shit dragged it through the hole. Kind of a fitting end.

I’m sure glad we’re on city sewer and don’t have a septic tank! Who knows what Nutrilite would do to bugger up the septic system!

 

 

 

2 comments:

  1. Anna, this is really important information. A great deal of the products that are purchased by Amway IBOs are never consumed, and never sold! They are just discarded like so much garbage.

    Does the Amway Corporation care? NO. Does your greedy and lying up-line care? NO. Do the stupid Diamonds who give phony, rah-rah speeches at the "functions" care? NO.

    Nobody in the damned Amway racket cares at all about the fate of the products, which are nothing but cover for Amway's Pyramid-and-Ponzi scheme.

    To all you stupid and brainwashed Amway IBOs out there: are your toilets and sewer-lines clogged with the Nutrilite vitamins that you have to flush every month? If so, are you still convinced that you are in a genuine business?

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    1. Anonymous- people in Amway tend to be very environmentally unfriendly. Those cans of XS were never recycled - just tossed in the garbage can. And occasionally an ambot would get hold of a garbage bag and pick them up. Yes, to recycle. And not because they were doing their part to keep items out of the landfill but they needed the cash refunds to put towards buying a ticket to the next Amway function. And all that leftover Amway shit taking up room in the closets and the garage? As you said - eventually ends up in a landfill. I would love to see Amway get taxed heavily because they’re not doing their part for the environment.

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