Thursday, June 22, 2017
Amway Condoms? Say What!
A dumb ass finds their way to Married to an Ambot by Googling “Amway condoms” – I know I know LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!! - and ended up on one of the blog posts about Amway sex where we pretty much make fun of horny Amway bastards who can’t get laid because being in Amway is a huge turn off for their partner.
Amway birth control is something we’ve discussed in the comments section of various posts but there doesn’t seem to be a post devoted to it so here we go.
The consensus among the women who’ve left comments here is they would not trust any Amway birth control products. Amway has a reputation for selling overpriced substandard shitty products. If a woman does not want to get pregnant no way would she trust anything made by a company with a bad reputation for flogging shit.
To the best of my knowledge Amway does not sell condoms – thank god! In keeping in line with Amway’s substandard products there’d be lot of mini ambots running around out there.
The bigger problem is the snake oil that Amway’s snake oil salespeople flog on unwitting customers. They’d talk women out of using birth control pills and instead take Double X or some other Amway snake oil product. Amway assholes are just out to make a buck using any lie they can. So if a woman gets knocked up they’re like oops too bad for you. Yeah well the lying Amway ambot doesn’t have to fork out the bucks for an abortion or living expenses for the next 20 years.
What about the Ambots who’d talk a man into believing if they take Amway’s snake oil that renders the little sperm useless.
Again lets go back to the women. Who would trust a man who says he’s taking a birth control product? And we sure as hell would not trust an Amway ambot who claims to be taking Amway birth control snake oil.
Amway condoms? Probably showing up in the Scamway catalogue one day but I recommend you better find a better back up plan if you use them. Or start shopping for cribs.
2 comments:
Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
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The reason this guy did a Google search for "Amway condoms" is simply because he knew that the Amway Corporation is composed of scumbags.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Anonymous - here's the other thing. If you're thinking you want to get laid tonight and you need condoms are you really going to order them online or will you hit the drugstore now and buy them. Can you imagine telling your horny date she's going to have to wait a few days for sex until the Amway order arrives in the mail. LOL! Amway loser!
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