Amway River House Still For Sale?

After many years there doesn't seem to be any movement on the mansion the Puryears built from their income scamming poor little ambots into buying overpriced Amway shit and useless books and tapes and CDs and other products that make up the Amway tool scam.

The original price was $20 million back when this blog first started. Then the cult leaders dropped it down I think by 2 million and then dropped the price again and its sat priced at $15,995,000 for years.

Has it sold? I don’t know for sure. Maybe and the new owners are trying to unload this elephant at a loss. Now that the kingpin Amway cult leader bit the dust and when you’re the name of the game business is going to hit the shitter so the widow must be getting worried about unloading this monster and dropped the price. The last link from the last time we updated this house doesn’t work, so figuring they’re using the same realtors I did a search for properties over $5,000,000 and came up with --- NOTHING! Did the fucker sell? And then we discovered they changed to Century 21 and this link http://idx.diversesolutions.com/search/147138/986#PropertyID=1026164430  The last price was $10,995,000 in 2015 and today’s price is $8,995,000 so I’m not sure when in the past year or 2 it dropped in price whether it was one big chunk or it dropped in increments over 2 years or if the lower price came when they switched realtors. Pictures look the same. Looks like the same cul-de-sac- those 2 guys on the minibike were riding on while yelling “Go Diamond”! Looks like the same stairway to the river. Looks like the same boathouse. What are the odds that more than one dumb fuck built similar looking mansions in an area undesirable for these monster houses. (edited to add - we found that dumb fuck! LOL!) They might as well built it in Detroit! The place hasn’t sold. Has dropped to less than half the original asking price. And it still won’t sell. Come on you Amway Ambots who brag about paying for everything in cash. Just buy it and put your cult leaders out of their misery!

Obviously it’s a huge beautiful house. You’d think ambots would be lining up to buy this place. I mean they’re always showing up here bragging about how much money they’re making in Amway. They should be able to afford it no problem – right? Unless they’re lying little bastards about how much money they’re really making in Amway – right? Yeah I must be right. I figure the mortgage has to be around 40-50,000/month, maybe less now that the price dropped. Ambots are always showing up here bragging they make way more money than that so that measly little payment should be no problem. Ambots claims Diamonds make gazillions of dollars a year and they pay for everything in cash so you wouldn’t think this house would be sitting on the market all these years when Amway ambots must be beating the shit out of each other for the privilege of buying this house. And if not ambots you’d think there’s got to be other millionaires out there who’d want to have a beautiful house like this that’s built for entertaining.

Location location people. You first need to find a qualified buyer and then find one who's interested on living on a mosquito infested river in Idaho.

Like we always do whenever we run this post, we feature better properties in the same or lower price range in more desirable parts of the country as comparison. And Damn! The ones we last listed for cheaper in Florida, Arizona and Hawaii have all sold. But then those are more desirable locations to live in.

But not to despair. I have found a gorgeous house in Hawaii for a lower price than the river house is being sold for to use for comparison’s sake. http://www.luxuryportfolio.com/Property/lahaina-properties-extraordinary-five-acre-gated-puunoa-estate/SQCT

And here’s another water view home in Oregon at the bargain basement price for a few mil lower than the Puryear white elephant. http://www.luxuryportfolio.com/Property/gearhart-properties-ocean-front-home/HTUB

If you’d rather keep up with the Kardashians instead of Amway cult leaders, this little gem is going for lower at $5.5 mil http://www.realtor.com/news/celebrity-real-estate/kim-kardashians-former-beverly-hills-home/?cid=psc_news_mylikes&pid=myl:_2i1ll&content_id=886281

Back to the no sale on the Puryear house. Its kind of like buying Amway products isn’t it. You can find similar items for better quality and better prices just about everywhere. Amway real estate follows the same pattern.

How come the Puryears haven't approached that little British heiress who bought Aaron Spelling's mansion for $150 million. Now there's someone with a few extra bucks to spend.

Of course there's a huge difference between living in the glamor of Beverly Hills compared to the Spokane River. Let's see Beverly Hills has movie stars, rock stars, millionaires, mansions, nightlife, and warm climates year round. Spokane River has potatoes, mosquitoes, and probably very cold winters.

Or maybe its just the whole Amway creepy factor keeping buyers away.

Its like they're always saying at Amway meetings: dream......