My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Monday, October 1, 2018
Who Wants To Haul Ass to Amway WWDB Free Enterprise Days FED 2018?
Who remembers wasting money to go to an Amway cult meeting called Free Enterprise Days? Or because Amway Ambots are too fucking lazy to say it, call it FED. I really don’t remember much about the event itself. The journey and events leading up to FED (yeah! I can be just as lazy as any fucking Amway asshole out there!!!!) was more memorable. The upline were riding our asses to go to FED. The huge event of the year. Yeah, weren’t they all! I could have sworn those Amway fuckers said the same thing about Dream Night, Spring Leadership and Family Reunion. It didn’t take much to convince Ambot because the brainwashing was well ingrained.
All “serious business builders” must attend WWDB Free Enterprise Days. This is how the upline knows if you’re a serious business builder or not. If you don’t attend they won’t work with you. We could have stayed at home, saved our money, and those bastards would not have worked with us. Hmm, I’m pretty sure that’s a violation of Amway policy. Somewhere in Amway’s procedures it says purchasing tools and attending functions is voluntary and if you don’t purchase them your upline is still obligated to work with you. Our upline were a bunch of fucking assholes and very comfortable breaking Amway’s rules.
Ambot was all fired up about FED coming up in October and blabbed about it to everyone. Like who gives a shit about a fucking Scamway brainwashing convention.
This blog is getting inundated with desperate Amway ambots who want to find out what WWDB FED Free Enterprise Days is all about. That’s because the assholes in their upline taunt them with you have to go and see it for yourself. Going to FED will put you 6 months ahead in Amway compared to all the losers who didn’t go according to the lying scammers in your Amway upline – I disagree with those fuckers no surprise there. The assholes in the Amway upline will also say its a once in a lifetime opportunity and not to be missed event.
BULLSHIT!!!!!! You fuckers said that about Family Reunion a few months ago too. Fucking duplicating yourselves! But lying scamming Amway assholes say that for every Amway conference.
Amway World Wide Dream Builders Free Enterprise Days is a fucking waste of time and money. Unless you’re a Diamond and get to speak at this Amway function and make money off the ticket sales profits.
Not everyone wants to go to fucking WWDB Amway FED and listen to a bunch of fucking assholes brag about how rich they are and show slide shows of their riches and taunt the audience with “if we can do it then so can you.” And then they finish up with buy more tools and wave around whatever book it is they’re flogging so the ambots will go out and spend more money on the Amway tool scam.
Time for more keywords and because ambots are so fucked up they don’t know what year it is I’ll hit past and future.
Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2018
Amway World Wide DreamBuilders Family Reunion 2018
Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2017
Amway World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2017
WWDB Amway Family Reunion 2019
Family Reunion 2019
World Wide Dream Builders Amway Family Reunion 2019
Remember whenever you can escape an Amway function that means you’re not wasting your money, your time or your brain cells and you’re not making those sitting on top the Amway pyramid richer with the money they get from selling you a ticket.
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Ah, another waste of time and money. Sounds like you were pretty FED up with the lies and insanity from the upline.
ReplyDeleteI have read your blog for several months and have made my own conclusion that any Amway function is essentially a clone of each other. How does showing off rented or secondhand luxury items motivate the brainwashed masses or provide sound business advice?
With my academic pedigree, I would leave one of these cult gatherings in minutes. In my opinion, amway can stand for "A Massive Waste, Anna Yelled." The dumbass diamonds want the crowds to believe "All Millionaires Within A Year."
Hopefully more Ambots will keep seeing the light and realize they are FED up as well.
LOL Anonymous. Usually we repost the FED up posts around this time every year! LOL!
DeleteEvery Amway function is pretty much the same as the others. The Amway Diamonds come on stage with their dumpster to mansion stories and taunt the crowd that if they can do it then so can you. There's no training or business advice at any Amway function. They just change the names every 4 months and sell tickets so the Diamonds can make money entertaining the crowd. They don't call it the Amway tool scam for nothing. That's how the Amway cult leaders make the bulk of their income. Ticket sales.
When Ambots truly get FED up then they start looking online. That's a huge no no warned by the Amway cult leaders. But when you're FED up you start looking and see all the stories online and realized you got scammed too by Amway.
Asinine
ReplyDeleteMorons
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LOL Anonymous! Good one!
DeleteOh that word....Asinine...I love it...Matt Dillahunty's favorite word...and mine too! Especially to my relative that I known of.
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DeleteI clearly remember my first(and last) FED, where many first time attendees were leaving the auditorium half way through.They seemed bored as fuck. I mean, who wants to sit through 6 hours of "Are you excited?", "If we can do it,you can do it too!" and "We love you and want to see you at diamond club" bullshit.
ReplyDeleteAmbots rushing to the stage to high five the speakers, and the constant cheering and wooing was really fucking lame.
Man, everytime I remember the wooing and cheering, it makes me wanna puke. The whole energy inside the auditorium was repulsive and phony. Yuck!