Wednesday, November 28, 2018

Amway Quacks


When an IBO signs up to be a commissioned sales rep with Amway that also means they now become a professional expert on everything.

Yes everything. Fuck those college degrees. You can become an expert by paying a couple of hundred a year to become a card carrying Amway asshole. That’s only the membership fee. Doesn’t include the thousands of dollars you have to spend to keep the Amway upline happy.

What’s really scary are Amway ambots dispensing medical advice. Their “patients” suffer from various illnesses and because the ambot is in Amway that means they are now a medical professional and can treat and cure these diseases.

Its really scary the comments that have been left here and questions asked. Amway ambots are telling people with terminal illnesses that Amway products will cure what ails them and patients are searching the Internet to check out the claims made by these Amway quacks.

25 years ago Ambot and I took one of those weekend first aid courses so that meant we were the most medically trained professionals in our line of sponsorship. That plus the fact we’ve watched on TV just about every medical drama out there. Every ambot in our group would phone for medical advice. For christsake! – see a real doctor. And sometimes they did but they would still come to us for a second opinion because we were better qualified than highly trained doctors because we were in Amway.

My long ago first aid training consists of learning to do the Heimlich maneuver, CPR, and put on bandages. Don’t come to me for medical advice. If you got a splinter in your finger I can probably help you. If you’re dying of cancer I’m not going to suggest you take Amway snake oil for your miracle cure. But that’s because I’ve got morals and I’m no liar and I’m not trying to fuck a buck out of you by scamming you. An Amway quack standing at the gateway to hell will lie just to get your money for the phony medical advice they give.

Amway ambots have no morals. They’re only out to make a buck so these Amway quacks have no problem dispensing bad medical advice while pretending they have a medical degree from Amway university.

Amway ambots are quick to insult doctors who actually went to medical school and got degrees. What a waste of money when its so much cheaper to become an Amway quack.

Amway quacks also use some bullshit line about would you ask your friend for advice on surgery instead of a real surgeon. Ambots don’t even see surgeons and instead they do ask their Amway quack friends for surgery and medical advice. Ambots seek medical advice from Amway quacks instead of qualified doctors who graduated from medical school with a degree.

Amway ambots are know it alls. Today they might be an Amway quack dispensing medical advice and tomorrow they might be an ambulance chaser giving legal advice.

“Paging Dr. Quack. Paging Dr. Quack. Amway is calling.”




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12 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 28, 2018 at 8:06 PM

    Dr. Ambot would be a horrifying concept. His solution for everything: 50 CC of Perfect Water. Stat! Take a dangerous dose of Nutrilite vitamins and call me in the morning if you survive the night.

    It's amazing that more Ambots aren't in prison for impersonating a doctor. I suppose impersonating a businessman isn't enough.

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    1. Anna BananaNovember 29, 2018 at 9:14 AM

      Anonymous- it’s scary when you think of how many people are looking for products to ease their suffering and cure diseases and Ambots are lying about how Amway products cure everything. It’s one thing to pretend to be a business owner and a whole new ball game to pretend to be a doctor.

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  2. AnonymousNovember 29, 2018 at 9:47 AM

    Being a pretend business owner is perfectly legal. However, practicing medicine or law without the proper training and certification is absolutely illegal (unless you are representing yourself in court).

    Amway is more than the cult of greed. It embodies a sense of being all-knowing, when it's actually the Ambot who is all-losing in their pursuit of an impossible dream. The Ambots who impersonate doctors have as much diagnostic knowledge as a Wikipedia or WebMD page. They can legally give vague suggestions but not a proper diagnosis.

    Ambots would say at the funeral: I guess you didn't take the vitamins and Perfect Water the right way, and I hope the funeral home used Artistry cosmetics.

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    1. Anna BananaNovember 29, 2018 at 11:59 AM

      Anonymous - the more time you spend around Amway Ambots the more you realize they have no qualms about breaking the law. For some reason they all seem to think that Amway's head office will send out a team of lawyers to defend them from whatever they fucked up doing all under the name of Amway.

      And yes I can see Ambots doing that a funeral. Amway is a blame the victim scam whether or not they're dead or alive.

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  3. AnonymousNovember 30, 2018 at 10:10 AM

    Thinking that you and your fellow Amway freaks are all-knowing on every subject, while everyone else is evil and stupid, is a telltale sign of a CULT.

    Cults have a strong "us vs. them" mentality. They refuse to grant any credit whatsoever to anyone outside of the cult, even if that person is a legitimate doctor, lawyer, or other kind of trained professional.

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    1. Anna BananaNovember 30, 2018 at 11:51 AM

      Anonymous - the us versus them mentality is very obvious in the Amway cult. If you're not an Amway "business owner" then you're automatically labelled as having a J.O.B because there's no other possibility of business owners outside of Amway. If you're not in the Amway cult then you're labelled a loser. If someone showed you the Amway "business plan" and you didn't want to join the Amway cult then you're labelled too stupid to get it. And the list goes on and on insulting everyone else in the world who's not inside the Amway cult.

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  4. AnonymousDecember 1, 2018 at 1:30 PM

    Hey Anna! Remember early in the year I was talking about my cousin's seminar and his friend that happens to be a quack? I recalled it's in Married to an Ambot:666 page on the comment sections. Good times reading this experience on how people still believe they're an entrepreneur and a doctor within Amway (a quack)...It's already the last month of this year...and so does my cousin's last chance to get rich quick scheme around his 4th year of trying if he's still in connection in Amway at all. Once it hits 2019...it's over for him. That magic number. Nothing in him is professional. If he still refuses then it don't matter really....He's a freak. Why he doesn't go to college instead? Or was it something else that stopped him? So much for those AP classes I bet? He's fortunate to live in the US but he believe our country's constitution is outdated...for what reason? None...He's a narcissist and will die as a narcissist. He lied to me, tried to humiliate in front of my other cousin yet he failed to impress him ofc because he doesn't know about my other cousin as much as I do. I don't need his apology...somebody like him won't. He screech too much like a monkey already that's enough to call him a freak. Man that shit mentally ill lol.

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    1. Anna BananaDecember 3, 2018 at 11:57 AM

      Hi Anonymous. Don't underestimate the Amway cult leaders and the strength of brainwashing. They'll be telling your cousin "you can't quit now not when success is right around the corner" and "you're about to go really big - I can feel it".

      If someone is happy destroying their life and losing their money because they're determined to be a broke Amway loser there's not much you can do to stop that train wreck.

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    2. AnonymousDecember 4, 2018 at 9:19 AM

      Success is "right around the corner"? That's a laugh.

      For Amway freaks, the only thing that is "right around the corner" is a syphilitic hooker.

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    3. Anna BananaDecember 4, 2018 at 11:32 AM

      And then it will be a case of Ambot heal thyself. With Double X and Perfect Water of course!

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  5. KMBDecember 5, 2018 at 3:20 PM

    I found a perfect clinic for any Ambot!

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q1ogT6NXO0

    K

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
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