Sunday, March 31, 2019
How Many Amway Ambots Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb
Who is seeking an answer to that burning question?
How many ambots does it take to change a lightbulb?
The entire “team”!
A lowly newly recruited IBO who still has enough room on his credit card to buy an overpriced piece of shit Amway lightbulb.
Another lowly newly recruited IBO who will be sent up the ladder first to wash down the area. Free IBO slave labor!
Another lowly newly recruited IBO who has been assigned to provide refreshments - XS cat piss water and shitty Amway food bars.
5 IBOs who have been assigned to be a committee to figure out what to do with the old lightbulb.
Another 5 IBO’s who have been assigned to pray that the spirit of darkness has not descended upon this home to spread negativity.
The Eagle who asks permission from the Platinum if they are allowed to change the lightbulb.
Someone from crossline who is a specialist in changing lightbulbs but first permission must be granted from the Emerald for him to fraternize with the crossline enemy team.
The crossline’s Platinum who is only showing up to ensure no MLM espionage is going on here.
The ambot’s Platinum who shows up to whine and bitch that he could be spending time with his family and instead he is here to “help” his downline and “bless” the lightbulb once its installed.
The Emerald who shows up to tell all of them he doesn’t believe in change.
The Diamond shows up to sell motivational books on how to get it done.
One negative dream stealer who claims its a mathematical probability that it can’t be done.
You know all they had to do was find one woman who could do the work of 20 men. Who would then point out the blatantly obvious that the light isn’t even burned out it just needed to be screwed into its socket a little tighter! And then point out the even more blatantly obvious that there were already extra lightbulbs in the cupboard that were stocked up the last time there was a sale at Lowe’s so they didn’t even need to go out and buy those expensive shitty bulbs from Amway!
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Amway sells LIGHTBULBS??? Good grief.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Short shelf life. They burn out fast so you have to keep buying more and more of their shitty overpriced lights! LOL. I have no idea if lights are still in the catalog but we like to post this one every year for April 1!
DeleteHi, I work at a nonprofit and I'm looking into Amway--might you be willing to chat confidentially about your experience? I'm a lawyer, btw. Ben
DeleteHi Ben. Well I’ve talked about my Amway experiences for years on this blog. I don’t know what else I can say that hasn’t already been said. There’s a lot of readers here. Anyone want to chat with a lawyer?
DeleteAnna how'd it go with your chat in general to a lawyer? All went well?
DeleteHi Anonymous. Last time I chatted with a lawyer was a client who owed us money and yes it went well. He sent a final demand letter and got the money.
DeleteI suggest that everybody in Amway drop their pants, bend over, and screw an Amway lightbulb in their assholes. Then when they fart, the gas will produce a natural flow of electrical current, and that in turn will light up the bulbs.
ReplyDeleteAt Amway functions, these people can make a line-up on stage, like the Rockettes at Radio City. If they fart in rhythmic unison, it will be a tremendous show.
And who knows? Maybe all the illumination so generated will help some dopey Ambots to "see the light," and quit the whole damned money-sucking racket.
LOL Anonymous! Maybe those Amway assholes can put that show on at the upcoming Spring Leadership!
DeleteIt’ll take more than that for a brainwashed Amway Ambot to see the light.
And ghosts coming out from their asses in their character forms. You'll be seeing a lot of colors too probably till then. I don't know if it's the shits as colors or not. Anybody who is involved with an Ambot is somebody I will be suspicious about or not interact with.
DeleteAnonymous- Ambots aren’t that talented LOL!
DeleteAnd I’m with you. Be suspicious of anything an Amway asshole is involved with.
If a ghost is coming out from the Ambot's ass head first, it'll be something called a "Shit Head".
DeleteMy god… Amway bulbs… are they even useable???
ReplyDeleteWell Anonymous I think the only use for an Amway lightbulb was described above LOL! Just another way for Amway to screw Ambots out of their money.
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