Monday, April 29, 2019
My Husband Is Married To Amway
“My husband is married to Amway!” Those could be my words but instead someone found their way to this blog by Googling my husband is married to Amway.
Been there done that. The resulting baby is a blog called Married to an Ambot!
Its a horrible helpless feeling when your husband is married to Amway which also means he’s married to the fucking assholes in his upline. There was a time when your husband vowed to love honor and cherish his wife. Unfortunately when he signed up with the Amway cult he stopped loving honoring and cherishing his wife and he now loves honors and cherishes Amway and the Amway assholes in his upline.
The Amway cult group we were part of WWDB is better referred to as World Wide Destructive Bastards because all the assholes in this cult want to do is destroy other people’s lives.
The first thing the fucking assholes in your husband’s Amway upline want to do is drag the wife into the cult. If the wife is also brainwashed then its easier to convince both of them to spend hundreds of dollars each month buying shitty overpriced Amway products, buy CD’s and books, and attend every Amway meeting and function.
If the wife is like me they probably attend some so they’ve got some idea of the creepy brainwashing worshipping shit that goes on at Amway cult meetings.
If the wife is like me and can’t stand the fucking asshole that sponsored them into Amway she’s not too likely to show up anywhere - whether it be an Amway meeting or a Rolling Stones concert - if that fucking asshole is planning to be there.
If the wife is like me and can’t stand the sack of shit Platinum Amway cult leader then she’s also going to avoid being anywhere that fucker is.
If the wife is like me and doesn’t want overpriced shitty useless substandard Amway products in the house she is going to go out and buy reasonably priced products that she actually needs and wants that taste good or get the cleaning job done and face the wrath of the Amway cult for not supporting their business.
If the wife is like me she’s going to say if the only customers your business has is yourself then you’re a fucking moron!!!!
The wife is not going to be at all impressed by the amount of money that is being sucked out of them thanks to her husband being married to Amway.
The wife is not going to be too happy at all the time her husband is forced to spend with the assholes in his Amway upline thanks to her husband being married to Amway.
The wife is going to hate the personality change that comes over her husband thanks to being brainwashed by the Amway cult and being married to Amway. The nice man she married has now become a condescending sneering Amway asshole who has the attitude that he is better than everyone else simply because he is in Amway and they’re not.
The husband also becomes paranoid of all things that he deems to be “negative”. This would be everyone and anything that has a different opinion than his sack of shit Platinum cult leader. Yup, the wife can thank her husband being married to Amway for the brainwashed demon ambot he has become.
The Amway assholes in her husband’s upline are now brainwashing the ambot that his wife is an unsupportive, negative, unchristian dream stealer and that he would be better off without her. That’s all part of the ulterior motive of WWDB World Wide Destructive Bastards to separate their cult followers from anything that has the potential to cut off the money supply flowing upwards to them. The only thing that brings Amway assholes happiness is destroying other people’s lives. Yet another joy that comes to the wife thanks to her husband being married to Amway.
The husband has now become a bigamist because he is also married to Amway. Cult brainwashing complete: Amway is the only thing that all ambots must truly love over and above everything else.
In this day and age most women will not tolerate a husband who has a love interest relationship outside their marriage. Some women might try to hold their marriage together and give the husband an ultimatim - your mistress or me - forgive him, go for counselling, and rebuild their marriage. Other women will kick the bastard to the curb and file for divorce. And I’m talking about Amway here not a real live woman girlfriend. Hard to tell the difference isn’t it?
Most women who say “my husband is married to Amway” - one way or another won’t be saying it for a whole lot longer.
On behalf of all women whose husbands are married to Amway I want to send a big old fuck you to the Amway assholes in the upline!
FUCK YOU Amway!
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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
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In any marriage, part of the job of each spouse is to help keep the other spouse sane. This means being honest with them about anything stupid or destructive or useless. If you see your spouse heading into something absurd or crazy, you have to speak up strongly against it.
ReplyDeleteThe problem with business cults like Amway is that they have a devilish ability to possess someone's mind, and to shut off the person's rational capacities. All of a sudden somebody who was sensible and perceptive becomes a zombie, a freak, an Ambot. You can't talk or reason with them. They are seized by some kind of mental frenzy.
If you truly love your spouse, you fight hard to get him or her back to sanity. It's difficult to do, but the first step is to convince your spouse that he's involved IN A DANGEROUS CULT, no different from Jim Jones's Jonestown or L. Ron Hubbard's Scientology.
Anonymous- a brainwashed cult follower doesn’t want help from their family and friends. We’are all wrong because our opinion differs from the cult leader. A brainwashed cult follower has lost the ability to think for themselves and their logic and judgement abilities go right out the window. It’s so frustrating when we can’t help them see the hell they’ve got themselves and us into.
DeleteAs you pointed out Amway is not the only dangerous cult out there.
Maybe a trip to the Court of Justice will work out or maybe an attorney staff might knock some fear into them if the Ambots are willing to break laws once they become daring enough like somewhere in 2010 India case.
DeleteDo you know any recent cases that some Ambots just got into trouble with the law?
Hi Anonymous. Nope I don’t keep track of that stuff. I do know that Amway losers spread lies and do stupid shit all in the name of showing their love and devotion to the Great Amway God. And when they’re facing a lawsuit think Amway will come to the rescue with a high priced attorney to get them off. LOL! Look around online for the Ambots who accused Proctor and Gamble of satanism and made it seem like they were spreading that bullshit on behalf of Amway. That didn’t work out too well for those Amway losers. They had to spend money on their own attorneys. Just goes to show that Amway losers lie about anything.
DeleteThere's another story where there is a satanist statue for those who like something like that next to another death cult statue cuz of their religion believe in human sacrifice. The group hated the satanist statue and want it remove since it's close to their place of "holy" worship. If by any chance the "holy" believers are from Amway then yea I'll be laughing to see if what they believe in will work in the US due to our Constitution. If all of that are not true then I don't really care since I'm not a satanist.
DeleteAnna, did you read the recent news articles about amway planning layoffs? When I was in amway, upline jackasses would say that people with jobs have no security and that amway is their only hope of earning bread and butter. And now, amway is laying off its own employees. Lol the hypocrisy continues!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous- last year I heard Amway was shutting down 2 warehouses. Assuming they plan to sell the buildings if they owned them rather than leasing them. So that would lead to people losing jobs. Beyond that I haven’t been paying attention if more of the same is going on. When a business is losing money or not as profitable as planned, real business owners have to make decisions to cut losses and sell out and get out. And yeah at every Amway meeting the cult leader will have scare the flock about people losing their jobs. There’s always going to be another job. People don’t need to get involved with MLM scams cause they’re between jobs. Yup Amway is full of.2 faced lying hypocrites.
DeleteLike some Ambots on this blog at times or on other social websites like Facebook. Some or most of them work for pedophiles from other cults like last year so... That and Ambots said "You shouldn't go on to the internet or listen to any type of media, because they are wrong." Yea so does Amway websites that are happen to be on the internet. Does that mean people shouldn't go to their website too?
DeleteAnonymous- there are more hypocrites in Amway than anywhere else.
DeleteI also want to add when things are going well with a company they don’t lay off staff and it sounds like this is going to be a massive layoff. Downsizing due to income decrease is a move a lot of companies must make when things aren’t going so good.
If Amway’s owners have less people on their payroll then that’s more money in their bank account when sales are down.
Oh you dumb fuck! This s what happens when an Amway Ambot starts up their own business. Like we need any more proof that men are egotistical bastards as taught by Amway cult leaders.
ReplyDeleteHey His Secret Obsession - why don't you come up with a potion that will make men put the toilet seats down! Why are men secretly obsessed with leaving them up?