Monday, July 1, 2019
Junk In The Trunk. Amway Is Junk All Right!
In the Amway cult Ambots are taught to bring Amway products to the Amway meetings for show and tell or to provide refreshments. They refer to carrying Amway products around in the car as “junk in the trunk”.
I pointed out that phrase is very true and those shitty tasting Amway products are indeed junk. Then the Ambot would retort not to speak negative about Amway junk.
Very contradictory. Its the upline cult leaders who teach the phrase “junk in the trunk”, thereby saying its OK to call Amway products junk.
As I’ve said before the upline are the most negative people around. Especially when they refer to their beloved overpriced shitty Amway products as junk. Yeah! Speak negative you dumb fuck Ambots!
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A lot of Amway assholes store the Amway stuff they can't sell in their garages. I suggest that a phrase for this (with a faked French accent) should be:
ReplyDeleteGar-BAHGE in your gar-AHGE.
Anonymous - that would be good LOL! There used to be a video on Youtube of someone who had their garage full of Amway shit though they weren't in the Amway cult anymore. Just showing their stockpile but too bad they took it down. And if the Ambot doesn't have a garage then everywhere inside their apartment is full of Amway shit like their hoarders.
DeleteWhen an IBO gets handed his lousy ten-buck commission check from Amway every month, that should be called "Shit in your Mitt."
ReplyDeleteLOL Anonymous! Good thing I wasn't drinking anything or I'd have spit all over my computer from laughing!
DeleteMy ex rented a storage unit supposedly for his tools and other stuff he didn't have room for at his apartment. The reality was the storage unit was half full of Amway crap. Cases and cases of XS. The storage unit wasn't climate controlled so either the cans would burst in the cold or get nasty after sitting in the heat.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - that sounds about right for an Ambot to rent a storage unit if they don't have a garage or other place to store the Amway shit the assholes in their upline pressure them to stockpile. Sure sign of a pyramid scheme by the way is stockpiling products, buying them to get to a higher level in the scam. Most storage units don't allow food stuffs to be stored there because of rats getting into it. Rats might not even want to bother with Amway products cause they're so gross. Most Ambots who stockpile Amway products end up throwing them away when they quit the cult and spoilage and expired items is one of the reasons. Can you imagine this scenario. Broke Amway losers can't afford to pay for their storage units so the owner seizes them and they get auctioned off. Can you imagine that episode on Storage Wars when someone spends $20 for an abandoned storage unit, goes in and sees boxes and boxes of Amway products and says hey I got fucking ripped off on buying this one. LOL!
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