My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Thursday, September 5, 2019
More On The Amway Marriage Book And Ambots Earning The Privilege
We just reposted about the Amway marriage book and Ambots who haven’t earned the privilege yet.
Check out some comments left the last time it appeared here:
Anonymous said: This "You don't have the privilege yet!" line is always spouted by Amway assholes. Consider these examples:
"You don't have the privilege yet of owning a private home! Sell it!"
"You don't have the privilege yet of having investments and a savings account! Liquidate them!"
"You don't have the privilege yet running your own personal business! Give it up!"
"You don't have the privilege yet of driving a stylish automobile! Buy something cheaper!"
"You don't have the privilege yet of taking a leisurely vacation! Stay home and work on Amway!"
In addition to this sort of thing, you NEVER have the privilege of missing an Amway business meeting, or a function, or declining a tools pitch.
What self-respecting IBOs should do is tell these Amway assholes that free-born Americans have the right and privilege to do whatever the bloody fuck they choose to do.
Anna Banana responds: Hey Anoymous - were you in the room listening to our sack of shit Platinum bitch at us. All of those you haven't earned the privilege lines were used on us. You forgot the one about how we haven't earned the privilege yet to drive a nice recent model car that doesn't break down all the time so sell it and buy an Ambot shitmobiles for $200 and use the rest of the proceeds from selling the car to buy shitty overpriced Amway products.
Too bad for that son of a bitch I wasn't drinking the Kool Aid. You work hard to get to a point in your life and all Amway losers want to do is destroy your life.
Ray said: (on the Anna Banana Version of the Marriage Book) Anna, maybe your readers could contribute some helpful suggestions for your book. For starters, Ambot wife should learn how to cook rice and beans because that will be much of their staple as long as her husband is in the Amway cult. Before long she will probably not feel like having sex with her angry frustrated Ambot husband who just can't seem to figure out why he's not getting rich by spending their money buying useless Amway junk from their "store" and his time desperately searching for some poor sucker he can lure to his next cult meeting. But if she does have sex with him then by all means as long as he is in the cult she should avoid pregnancy for obvious reasons. Of course anger management classes will be helpful for her once she gets to know her hubby's Ambot upline sponsor who will be always there to "help" Ambot devote more of his (and her's) money, time and effort to the cult. Wouldn't hurt to learn a little basic mechanics to learn how to keep running the cheap rusty old Ambotmobile (or immobile since Ambot won't be able to do both Amway and afford to pay a professional mechanic). Won't have much money for parts either so she'll have to learn to be handy with bubble gum, baling wire and a roll of duct tape from the 99 cent store. And if you really love the guy just hope and pray he wakes up.
Anna Banana responds: I doubt Amway Ambots can afford rice and beans! No money left after they're done tithing the Great Amway God.
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Anna, I'm not absolutely positive that post was me but I'm pretty sure it was. Anyway, another suggestion for Wife of Ambot is to buy from the Goodwill a bunch of junk to preemptively fill the garage, closets and basement with junk so that Ambot won't have enough room to buy and endlessly store all the unsellable Amway crap it will take to keep his asshole upline happy. That way they could have a yard sale after he is hopefully freed from the cult and at least get some of their money back. And she could also hide his sleeping bag so when he goes to Amway cult conventions he will have to sleep on the bare floor of whatever fleabag hotel room he shares with the dozen other fellow cult members. Then just cross her fingers and pray to the Patron Saint of Ambot Wives.
ReplyDeleteRay - I'm sure the Ambot would rent a storage locker or something?
DeleteDid you see the last episode On Becoming A God In Central Florida the widow of the IBO is trying to figure out why some woman isn't picking up her order and then the upline says her husband always delivered it. So she heads over to that house. It's an older lady who was not buying the Fam shit just storing it for her husband. Everywhere even out in the backyard barely covered with tarps. Her husband created this woman as a customer but he was buying all the shit and she very nicely allowed him to store the shit there. I mean who wants MLM scam littering their house? That's what you're taught to do in Amway. Create fake customers when it's really the Ambot buying the shit.
Anna, I can only sadly imagine some codependent IBO submissively spending his (and wife's) money and wagging his tail for his upline sponsor hoping to hear the words "good boy". It's good clean fun to laugh at Scamway but some of the human stories about that cult aren't funny at all.
DeleteRay - it was really disgusting on Communikate and recordings when the sack of shit Platinum would say shit like Ambot is a mover and shaker and will go Platinum in 6 months and Diamond a few months later. The type of bullshit to stroke IBO ego and get everyone "fired up".
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ReplyDeleteThe whole "You don't have the privilege yet..." baloney is nothing but a manifestation of envy and malice. Your up-line in Amway is a ruthless, greed-driven creep who wants to have power over you. He wants to be your master, your commander, and your drill sergeant.
If he sees you with something that he himself would like, and that he can't have, he is driven crazy with rage and resentment. A nice new car? A private home? An investment portfolio? A fat savings account? A profitable business of your own? Money for vacations? Things like this set him off like a bomb, and he will rant and rave that you don't have the right to enjoy such benefits.
It's not, I think, a question of him wanting you to have more money available for spending on Amway crap. That might be partially true. But the real motivation for his "You don't have the privilege..." bullshit is that he is enraged over the fact that you have attained a level of comfort and security in life that he doesn't have. And also he is afraid that your comfort and security will prevent you from becoming the desperate, scared, and fanatical Amway rabbit that he wants in his down-line. Frightened and desperate people are easy to control. It's not so easy to control people who have savings, investments, property, and security. You can't tell them what to do. You can't tyrannize over them. Such people have the ability to tell you to Fuck Off.
Consider your own case. You and your husband Ambot had plenty going for you apart from the Amway business. You weren't frightened and desperate. When you decided to quit Amway, you weren't going to be poverty-stricken. This meant that you weren't compelled to listen to the bullshit that your asshole up-line and that fat-assed Platinum were throwing at you all the time. You were secure.
That kind of personal security is what Amway up-line HATES in any down-line. They want down-line to be weak and dependent and cowed. This is the real reason behind the "You don't have the privilege yet..." bullshit.
Hi Anonymous. That's really well put. The assholes in the Amway upline and the whole "you haven't earned the privilege yet" bullshit is driven by their own jealousy that someone in their downline has attained things or reached a stage in their life that the asshole upline hasn't got. They're enraged about it and try to destroy what the downline has. Cult cult cult!
DeleteI can tell you I was never frightened of any fucking asshole in our Amway upline. I was however frightened at the control they had after brainwashing my husband.
There's nothing more upsetting and soul-wrenching than trying to deal with a loved one who has been brainwashed. You are deeply attached to a person, and you watch helplessly as he or she is hypnotized by some evil, mind-controlling idea that is leading both of you on to destruction. Scientology, Jim Jones's Temple, Amway, Synanon, the Moonies, Heaven's Gate -- all of these vicious cults need to be WIPED OUT.
DeleteI am not a bloodthirsty man. But I swear -- if some cultist organization tried to do this evil thing to some person whom I loved, I would personally strike a match and set it to the stake and watch these cultists be burned alive. And I would cheer.
You're right Anonymous. Amway is no different than any other cult when family members watch what is happening to their loved ones with the brainwashing and the personality changes for the worst.
DeleteHi, I'm a journalist from Melbourne Australia and I was interested in talking to you further on this topic. Please email me if you are interested, and I'll provide further details. Thanks
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or does anyone else notice something missing here LOL!
DeleteThe guy doesn't give his name, or his e-mail, or a postal address.
DeleteI have the gut feeling that this is some Amway freak trying to cause trouble.
Ignore him, Anna. If he's sincere, he'll come back with some contact information.
Anonymous - who knows? It's not like I have any secret information about the rumored Amway marriage book LOL! Though I'm pretty sure something does exist.
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