Wednesday, December 11, 2019
Who Will You Meet At Barnes & Noble? Hopefully Not Amway Losers!
Who’s seen the Christmas commercial for Barnes & Noble? The one with Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga singing a duet and ending with “you never know who you’ll meet at Barnes & Noble”. Is it even running again this year? I haven’t seen it yet but that doesn’t mean its not running somewhere.
And what’s with banning the fucking song on all these radio stations? I’ve heard rappers lyrics that are more suggestive and offensive.
Anyway. Enter Amway creepy factor.
Who else is watching this commercial and right away thinking of the horrors of it all and getting pestered by Amway Ambots at Barnes & Noble?
There’s been lots of comments left on this blog by people who were shopping at Barnes & Noble and got sniped by some Amway asshole trying to prospect them.
Its a big NO for IBO’s to harrass customers shopping at Barnes & Noble.
The memo to Amway’s cult leaders from head office used to be on the Amquix info website but it appears to have closed down. So sad. It was a great information source about Scamway.
The problem is information control from Amway’s upline cult leaders. Memos are not sent out to individual IBO’s but rather to the Amway cult leaders. It is their responsibility to notify their downline but not everyone gets notified.
Especially IBO’s who signed up after this memo was sent out from head office. Undoubtedly complaints were coming in Barnes & Noble management for years. In its typical tradition of Amway employees working at head office not giving a shit what Amway IBO’s are doing likely nothing was done for the longest time and probably nothing is done today either no matter how much that letter threatens IBO discipline. I’m not sure what threats it took from Barnes & Noble to the big shots at Scamway before the letter was sent out to the Amway cult leaders to deal with the annoying ambots.
People don’t like to be harrassed when they’re shopping. Even more so if they’re flipping through a book and reading passages trying to make a decision on whether or not to buy. They don’t need some fucking Amway ambot sniping them and saying hey I’m a business owner and I sell books too. Yup B&N will want the throw that fucker out of their store for trying to take their business away from them. Competition!
Bottom line is Amway’s head office doesn’t give a flying fuck what the IBOs are doing. I’ve complained about lies I heard from our upline and head office bastards response is to claim they are not responsible for anything said at Amway meetings and if we have a problem to take it up with the upline who lied to us.
So really what happens if a manager from Barnes & Noble calls Amway’s I-don’t-give-a-fuck customer service desk to complain about ambots sniping customers shopping in their stores. The response they’ll get is - find someone who gives a shit and tell them! Its not like anything will happen to the ambot. What are they going to say? You’re fired. And Amway’s just lost another income stream. Ha ha. Not likely.
You never know who you’ll meet at Barnes & Noble but just hope to hell it isn’t an Amway asshole.
So if you’re an Amway asshole - stay out of Barnes & Noble!
If you are an Amway asshole and you see me in Barnes & Noble - don't fuck with me!
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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. There's over 1000 spam comments left here each month. We don't check them. We just delete them. If your comment landed in spam - sucks to be you!
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If only Starbucks would follow the lead and ban these scammers. Drinking a coffee is relaxing and should not be interrupted by a snakeoil selling shyster.
ReplyDeleteUnknown - if you watch the Amway Ambots at Starbucks they're not actually drinking coffee cause they can't afford it. If there's a group of Ambots maybe one is drinking a coffee and the rest are standing around cause it's too expensive. But Ambots think that people who can afford to go to Starbucks can afford to buy Amway's shitty overpriced products so they try to scam people there.
DeleteI was thinking of e-mailing Starbucks and Barnes and Noble in letting them know these Amway assholes use their place as a hunting ground. I'm not sure how far my ONE e-mail would go but maybe it can move them to put a sign of "NO MLM" or something like that?
ReplyDeleteHi Red Rose. Yeah I'm thinking one email complaint might not make a difference unless you have the email address of some bigwig in charge of operations. A no soliciting sign might help. But ... Amway Ambots are a bunch of arrogant pricks who think the rules don't apply to them because they're better than everyone else in the world.
DeleteRose: tag these companies on Twitter and leave a brief note on their social media. Growing numbers of people on social media are asking them to do something about financial predators in their stores. Target, Walmart, bookstores, and other coffee places too. MLM grifters love these places because employees are too busy or apathetic to police the store. On the plus side, I'm hearing about more and more places adopting a "No Goddamn MLM Prospecting Allowed" policy. The resistance is starting to come together. Add your voice to it however you can, whenever you can.
DeleteStore owners would rather have us there than MLM predators anyway. We actually buy stuff and we don't bother anyone while we're there. MLM predators can't say either of those things.
Cas
All good advice Cas. I haven't been bugged by an MLM predator in a shop in ages, but I can spot them. I mean who wears a suit to McDonalds?
DeleteYeah I like a sign that says "No Goddamn MLM Prospecting Allowed" but Amway losers have overinflated opinions of themselves and would think that doesn't apply to them because they believe members of the Amway cult are better than everyone else and they're above rules that apply to the rest of the world.
Anna, it's truly ironic that Amway freaks will tell you that "brick-and-mortar" stores will soon disappear, but in their desperation they still haunt these brick-and-mortar stores in order to find recruits for their stupid Plan.
DeleteLOL Anonymous! It is ironic. Amway Ambots are hypocrites in so many ways.
DeleteIf Amway assholes are hanging around Starbucks or Barnes & Noble in the forlorn hope that they will be able to recruit new IBOs there, it only shows how goddamned desperate they've become.
ReplyDeletePeople in a bookstore or a coffee shop aren't there to hear about some half-assed MLM racket. They are there to relax, or to browse through books. Why would an Amway freak think that such places are good hunting spots? You might as well try to recruit soldiers at a Quaker Meeting House, or vegetarians at a Texas barbecue.
The real truth is this: it is now next to impossible to recruit any sane person into the Amway pyramid scheme. The word is out about Amway, and its endless fakery and bullshit. You can't depend on anyone not having heard all the nightmarish stories and exposes that are now common knowledge in North America. Hell, even foreigners are getting to know that Amway is a fraudulent rip-off.
So when an Amway asshole can't generate leads from his long list of relatives, friends, and acquaintances, what's he to do? His up-line is on his back constantly, demanding recruitment. Higher-ups like Platinums and other big pins are lecturing him endlessly about how he must be a "mover and a shaker." So he goes out to Starbucks and Barnes & Noble, or hangs out in shopping malls, or haunts hotel lobbies, trying desperately to get anybody -- ANYBODY! -- to listen to the Amway shpiel.
It won't work. In fact, Amway's growth in North America has pretty much ground to a halt.
Anonymous - Ambots have been annoying people in malls, grocery stores, coffee shops, fast food dives and gas stations forever. People don't want to be bugged by a cult follower trying to recruit them into their scam.
DeleteWith Barnes & Noble Amway set them up as an affiliate. So a link to their website through Amway's website. That way when someone clicks on the B&N link and buys something, Amway will earn a commission on the sale. Then they give a few pennies back to the Ambot on commission for the sale. Just about every website out there has affiliate links so people can earn commission. No big deal right. Except that Amway Ambots are self entitled bastards and think just because their boss has an affiliate agreement lined up for website clicks that means they can go into the actual B&N store and bug the shit our of their customers.
As you pointed out what's an Amway asshole to do when they can't recruit anyone or sucker someone into coming to an Amway cult meeting. They get desparate cause they know they're in for a shit kicking from the fucking assholes in the Amway upline and pester the shit out of everyone they can find.
Nobody wants to listen to an Amway loser!