- Absolute dictatorship. This was mostly clear to me from our sack of shit Platinum who we heard speak more than we heard any other speaker, Emerald or Diamond. He demanded everyone in his downline to “ask permission” before doing anything. Constantly telling us to “submit to upline” and never question upline.
- No accountability. Its OK to brag about your accomplishments, bank account, material possessions, business profits, etc but never show proof to anyone who asks. If anyone in your downline asks for proof fall back on “never question upline”.
- Intolerance for questions. “Never question upline! Who do you think you are asking me something like that! Everything I say is the truth!”
- Refusal to disclose financial information regarding budget, expenses such as an independently audited financial statement. Our sack of shit Platinum never showed us none of his financial information though he wanted to see all of ours.
- Incite unreasonable fear about the world outside of Amway. Our Platinum was always preaching about impending catastrophe, evil conspiracies and all things negative. All the time! What else is out there except Amway? The answer to everyone’s prayers. Financial security for the rest of your life. Everyone else is doomed to have a J.O.B. and work for someone else.
- Must be able to lecture long sermons about negativity. Negativity is the main topic at Amway meetings - doom and gloom, businesses shutting down, social security won’t be there when you retire, etc.
- Must be good at insults, particularly mocking people who leave Amway. There is no legitimate reason to leave, not when success is right around the corner. Amway cult followers are always wrong in leaving and besides that they are also negative and evil. A good Platinum cult leader must ensure his cult followers understand that the people who leave Amway are quitters, losers, broke losers, negative, dream stealers, etc.
- Promote ostracism. Ensure that IBO’s understand they are not allowed to associate with former friends who have quit the Amway cult.
- Must be good at abusing cult followers. Hurling insults and then telling the ambot you are doing this for their own good and you still love them.
- Must be good at destroying relationships. Platinums in the Amway cult must learn to separate the ambot from their friends and family.
- Must be comfortable destroying other people’s finances, including but not limited to encouraging cult followers to run up credit card debt, take out line of credit or bank loans, telling them to skip mortgage payments so they can buy more Amway products or attend the next function, etc.
- Good at inflicting emotional distress. This can be a combination of destroying marriages, causing bankruptcy, foreclosure, alienating cult followers from their friends and family, and anything else they can think of to cause unhappiness and stress in the lives of the cult followers.
- Good at doling out punishment to cult followers who refuse to leave their wives or otherwise disobey the cult leader’s instructions.
- Must always be RIGHT. No one is allowed to win an argument with the cult leader who is all knowing and always right. The news media and Internet are always wrong especially if they have different information than the Amway cult leader. The only one who knows the truth is the Amway cult leader. Everything and everyone else is wrong.
- Able to control information as a means of brainwashing. Must be able to brainwash all cult followers to believe that the Amway cult leader is always telling the truth and the information must never be questioned. Do not believe any information from sources outside of Amway cult leaders. The cult leader must master the ability to control information in order to remove the cult follower’s ability to think for themselves.
- Good at deception. Very important for promoting the Amway scam.
- Ability to discredit an information source instead of debating the truth. Must excel at diversion techniques and character assassination techniques to distract cult followers from the truth.
- Must have a huge ego and the ability to find many cult followers to stroke it.
- Ability to use sleep deprivation as a means of brainwashing. This is done by keeping ambots at Amway cult meetings up to 1 or 2 or 3 in the morning until they are so tired that they’re willing to agree everything they hear at that hour is the truth.
- Ability to argue for hours that Amway is not a pyramid scheme.
- Good at love bombing - arranging instant friends for new cult members, lots of hugging, smiles, nicey nice behavior, etc.
- Good salesmanship - must particularly be good at bullying people into buying overpriced products that they don’t want or need.
- Knowledge of bible and biblical terms. All cult leaders must convince their followers that they are doing the Amway business all in the name of Jesus or God and Jesus wants you to do the Amway business. Must be good at twisting biblical references to suit Amway’s purposes. Love thyself first. Love thy money second.
- No conscience. Very important not to have a conscience when you are in Amway and if you want to be an Amway cult leader because you are scamming people out of their money, lying to them, being negative, destroying families, and causing emotional and financial distress to others.
- Must be greedy. All good Amway cult leaders must be obsessed with money and material possessions.
- Must have a screwy, unbalanced, and evil mindset. Normal, well balanced, compassionate human beings need not apply to be cult leaders in Amway..
- Ability to paint a dream land fantasy in the eyes of the cult followers of the lives full of riches they’ll have in 2 to 5 years with millions of dollars in residual income flowing in each month to easily afford their new luxurious lifestyles all thanks to Amway. In other words, the ability to sell the hope not the soap.
- Must strictly follow Amway’s cult leader slogan: “Lie and deny.” That is the secret to success in Amway.
- Must be good at bullshitting. This includes lying about your own (imaginary) accomplishments, pumping people up by whipping the crowd into a frenzy of excitement about belonging to the Amway cult.
- Ability not to care about who you step on as long as you make a buck.
- Most important. Must be able to lie and deny that Amway is a cult. The truth about the secret Amway cult must not be revealed until new recruits have been signed up and the brainwashing begins.
My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Thursday, January 9, 2020
How To Be Good Amway Cult Leader
8 comments:
Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
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3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
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Anna, this is a great list! It's hard to think of anything else to add, since you have presented a really comprehensive picture of what an Amway Platinum has to be in order to be a success.
ReplyDeleteAmway in Michigan won't do anything to police the behavior of Platinums, since all of those Platinums are connected to some AMO subsystem (BWW, Network 21, Leadership Team Development, WWDB), and those subsystems have made it very clear to Amway that they will take no orders about how they run their operations. In effect they have said this to Amway: "Just shut up and make the products. We'll be the sellers."
Anonymous - thanks. That list is also for others to understand how nasty Amway Platinums are in their quest for power over their cult followers.
DeleteSometimes Amway fires Platinums though not for abusing their downline or violating Amway policy. Not sure why our former Platinum got axed because the liar says he moved on to a better MLM scam that eventually sunk. My guess is that Amway finally figured out the bastard was ripping them off.
Amway is being sued. I thought you'd like to see it.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-01-10/amway-welcome-to-the-gig-economy-you-re-being-sued-over-pay
Thanks for the link Anonymous. When Governor Newsom signed this bill a few months ago that went in effect January 1 there was all kinds of news stories that lawsuits will be kicking up everywhere. Just because someone signs a contract saying they're a contractor or independent business owner like in Amway they can still sue their employer and win. This lawsuit against Amway brings up some interesting points that I hope they win. Amway should pay all their commissioned reps minimum wage at the very least. If Amway is ordered to do so let's hope that means they'll shut down in California which would be the easier and cheaper option.
DeleteGranny Weatherwax once said that evil is defined as treating people like things. That about covers Amway.
ReplyDeleteCas
Cas - Amway treats people worse than that!
DeleteGood point! If I treated my stuff like your sack of shit platinum treated you and your husband both, I wouldn't have any stuff left!
DeleteThere's just nothing we can compare Amway to that isn't, at its base, an insult to whatever the comparison is!
Cas
Thanks Cas. There are things we can compare Amway too. Jim Jones and the People's Temple is an excellent comparison. Hitler another. Amway cult leaders follow their handbooks for mind control and total obedience and stealing.
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