Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
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3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
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Ah yes -- the Amway Shitmobile. It's the normal mode of transportation for low-level IBOs. You know -- the ones who aren't making a dime in their Amway "business."
ReplyDeleteTypical characteristics are worn-out, bald tires; fenders held in place by baling wire; cracked windshields, fading or peeling paint; useless shocks; and ripped upholstery.
That's the Amway Shitmobile.
Anonymous - if the Ambot didn't have a shitmobile before joining the Amway cult - say he had a nicer car - the upline would force him to sell it and buy a shitmobile. Then with the extra money they'd tell him to buy a bunch of shitty overpriced Amway products.
DeleteI've never seen such a heap of junkers as when in Amway. They just drive them till they break down and then look for another car that costs $200.
You can see there's a kind of conflict here. In Amway, you're supposed to "fake it till you make it." And that means making a good impression on potential recruits.
ReplyDeleteBut you're never going to make a good impression if you show up to a potential new IBO's house in one of those stinking Amway Shitmobiles. He'll see immediately that you're a loser!
Nevertheless, your up-line or your fat-assed, lying Platinum urges you to get sell your nice car and get one of the cheap Shitmobiles. This proves that they don't really expect you to recruit anyone, but they do expect you to pay your monthly dues and function fees regularly. It's in your up-line's interest that you drive around in a crappy car, since the money from selling your nice car will be immediately available for tools and all the other pointless Amway garbage.
Amway knows that getting new recruits is difficult and chancy for an IBO. But they also know that as long as you are stupid enough to stay in Amway, you'll be sending them money. So it's better that you drive around in a Shitmobile, rather than having a nice car that could be sold for cash.
This is also why they urge you to sell your house, and move into a rented apartment.
You're so right Anonymous. The whole conflict thing. Fake it till you make it. Sell your nice car and use the profits to buy Amway shit.
DeleteIt would have been a whole lot cheaper and a lot easier emotionally if we'd just handed over $100/month to that fucking piece of shit Platinum and said leave us the fuck alone and you'll get your extortion payment next month.