Who is seeking an answer to that burning
question?
How many ambots does it take to change a
lightbulb?
The entire “team”!
A lowly newly recruited IBO who still has enough room on his credit card to buy
an overpriced piece of shit Amway lightbulb.
Another lowly newly recruited IBO who will be sent up the ladder first to wash
down the area. Free IBO slave labor!
Another lowly newly recruited IBO who has been assigned to provide refreshments
- XS cat piss water and shitty Amway food bars.
5 IBOs who have been assigned to be a committee to figure out what to do with
the old lightbulb.
Another 5 IBO’s who have been assigned to pray that the spirit of darkness has
not descended upon this home to spread negativity.
The Eagle who asks permission from the Platinum if they are allowed to change
the lightbulb.
Someone from crossline who is a specialist in changing lightbulbs but first
permission must be granted from the Emerald for him to fraternize with the
crossline enemy team.
The crossline’s Platinum who is only showing up to ensure no MLM espionage is
going on here.
The ambot’s Platinum who shows up to whine and bitch that he could be spending
time with his family and instead he is here to “help” his downline and “bless”
the lightbulb once its installed.
The Emerald who shows up to tell all of them he doesn’t believe in change.
The Diamond shows up to sell motivational books on how to get it done.
One negative dream stealer who claims its a mathematical probability that it
can’t be done.
You know all they had to do was find one woman who could do the work of 20 men.
Who would then point out the blatantly obvious that the light isn’t even burned
out it just needed to be screwed into its socket a little tighter! And then
point out the even more blatantly obvious that there were already extra
lightbulbs in the cupboard that were stocked up the last time there was a sale
at Lowe’s so they didn’t even need to go out and buy those expensive shitty
bulbs from Amway!
My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Wednesday, March 31, 2021
How Many Amway Ambots Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb
4 comments:
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I read this thinking I was going to find something to add to it but came up blank. Says it all, too funny!
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DeleteOne bigshot from Amway's main office in Ada, Michigan, to get the lightbulb shoved up his ass.
ReplyDeleteLOL Anonymous! And then that Amway bigshot will go around bragging that every time he farts the light shining out of his asshole blinds everyone to his lies and bullshit! LOL!
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