One of the bullshit things I remember hearing from the assholes in my Amway upline is that people in Amway have a low divorce rate. Like it’s a 1% divorce rate. Or 5% divorce rate or whatever number the liar throws out compared to the rest of the world’s divorce rate.
I know this bullshit lie is still being taught years after I heard it because some brainwashed ambot left a comment that the divorce rate in Amway is 1%.
These brainwashed ambots have to give this some more thought than just parroting the lies they hear from the assholes in their Amway upline.Who keeps these kinds of statistics? More importantly who’d want to?!!! Everyone in Amway line up on one side of the country. All normal people line up on the other side of the country. Who’s divorced? Then someone from the statistics dept. who keeps track of marriages write down the number and figures out the percentage.
There’s just no way no one keeps track of divorce statistics in Amway or probably any other organization either.
If an official was actually keeping divorce rate statistics of people in the world belonging to different organizations and if there really was 1% divorce rate in Amway then Amway’s head office would be bragging about this all over their web page and in magazine and TV ads with some kind of a slogan that Amway saves marriages and there’s a 1% divorce rate in Amway compared to the divorce rate in the rest of the world. So sign up now before its too late for your marriage!!!!
Any of you ambots find that information on Amway’s web page? No? There’s a reason for that. Nobody keeps track of that kind of shit and nobody officially on behalf of Amway is going to make an outrageous claim like that. The only liars who say things like that are the upline assholes like the Platinum, Emerald, or Diamond that stand on the stage and lie to their cult followers and expect them to duplicate their lies.
Belonging to any cult is stressful on a marriage, more so if only one half of a couple belongs to the cult and the other half wants their partner OUT. The demands Amway makes on a marriage cause a lot of stress: financial, emotional, no time together. Any marriage where there is money problems, emotional and verbal abuse, and no time to spend together as a couple is going to have trouble. These are all reasons why people get divorced. People in Amway probably face a higher possibility of getting divorced than everyone else because on top of there is no time together and the financial and emotional stress there is the added stress of a cult.
Any time someone gets married there is a 50% chance they’ll get divorced. Add the Amway factor with all the stress it brings to a marriage and maybe there’s an even higher chance of divorce.
Any ambot who can show official statistics that Amway has a 1% divorce rate is welcome to post a link to the US Census Bureau. Any ambot who says “because my beloved Amway leader says so” will be laughed out of town.
Even if both marriage partners believe in the Amway cult the fact remains that the marriage will have less money and fewer friends. Simple math here, they send away their money up, up, up through the cult layers to the ultimate great God of Amway and drive away their friends by trying to recruit them into the big scam and sell them shitty overpriced Amway product they want nothing to do with. How the hell is that going to strengthen any marriage? And having only one Ambot in the marriage is sheer hell borne out by any data outside of the Amway scriptures.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - Amway destroys everything it can. There's nothing that bring more happiness to Amway assholes than destroying other people's lives - causing divorce, bankruptcy, eviction, foreclosure. The Amway cult is sick! Even if both marriage partners join up to ScAmway they'll be living a lower life standard than what they previously had. All their money and credit cards will be spent on Amway shit. The fucking assholes in the Amway upline will "counsel" with them to skip paying the rent or the mortgage to afford to go to Amway cult meetings and buy more Amway shit. They'll be told to sell their house, their car, and other possessions so they can buy more Amway shit. They got to keep the money flowing up the pyramid to the top Amway cult leaders. Amway is a life of hell.
DeleteNo one has any idea what the actual divorce rate is among Amway IBOs. I dare any Amway asshole to come here and present real statistically verifiable proof about this absurd claim that it's only 1%.
ReplyDeleteShow us the figures, and give us the sources. And don't tell us it's from your fucking Platinum.
That's right Anonymous. When you question an Ambot about where they're getting their "facts" from they'll say its from some scumsucking fucking asshole in their Amway upline like their sack of shit Platinum. If the information doesn't come from an Amway cult leader an Ambot discounts it as fake news.
DeleteI remember when Diamonds would suddenly disappear from the Florence speaker circuit, and when I nosed around I learned they were divorced. Kenny and Donna Stewart was a case in point. Also learned that Casey Combden had a affair and his wife divorced him. After hearing all his low-divorce-rate schleck from stage I thought he should be drawn and quartered on stage at a major event.
ReplyDeleteAnd the evangelical crap spewed from stage! Claim onstage to be a Christian and then spend an hour telling lies to the audience. The "Plan" is one big lie. Amway's own rules prohibit religion and politics from the stage, yet I can't count how many times I was hit up for political donations and had to sit through listening to Sue Myrick (NC member of Congress) and her looney tunes husband speak from stage. And I'm guessing you know that the disastrous Secretary of Education we just got rid of, Betsy DeVos, is married to the son of Amway founder Rich DeVos.
Anonymous - there are a lot of divorced Amway Diamonds. Kid Puryear is a high profile one. The bullshit about Amway saving marriages when the reality is half of marriages end up in divorce and being in Amway doesn't put a magical shield around you to stop that from happening.
DeleteSo true it just plain awful to lose who you love to Amway. They usually make the decision and drop you because you're not supporting their amway dream. I guess it's best but it still hurts.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - you will never be more important to an Amway Ambot than a box of Amway soap or their Amway cult leader or other fucking assholes in the Amway upline. Most women (or men if their spouse is an Ambot) won't put up with that bullshit too long. Or the pressure on the Ambot from the assholes in the Amway upline to drop the "unsupportive unchristian dreamstealer". It might hurt but you deserve better than to hitch your star to an Amway loser where you won't even be in the top 5 list of the Ambot's most important things.
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