If you're looking for
something pointless to do, try this exercise that Amway losers love to do
called sniping prospects at the mall.
One night the Platinum sack of shit called a “special meeting” for a select
small group of IBO’s. Unfortunately we were on the summons list and met up with
other ambots at a mall. The Platinum gave instructions. We had to approach
people and ask for directions on how to get somewhere. For example if we saw
someone drinking coffee we had to ask them where that coffee shop was located.
Or we had to approach random people and ask them if they had a cell phone and
if there was there a store in the mall that sold cell phones. That type of
thing. There was a thirty minute time limit and we had to get back to the
meeting place and have our responses either written down enroute or we could
write them down once we got back to show to the fucking Amway Platinum as proof
we’d approached people.
The exercise was to randomly start a conversation asking directions because
most people are open to assisting others to get them where they need to go. It
was kind of funny the man we asked about a cell phone pulled his out and showed
us all the features and spent some time telling us about it and where he’d
bought it. For all that time spent chatting with him about a phone Ambot never
got his phone number!
I suppose this little exercise was to teach us how to approach strangers and
strike up a conversation. None of the conversations we had asking for
directions expanded to an Amway pitch or asking for a phone number. That wasn’t
part of the strike up a conversation exercise.
I think the real point of this exercise was to see who’d be the first ass
kisser to bring a coffee back to the sack of shit Platinum.
Just another way to waste an hour on Amway. Got to fill those 10 to 15 hours a
week somehow!
Wednesday, March 2, 2022
Amway Ambots Sniping Prospects At The Mall
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Good grief -- that exercise was totally off the wall. Going up to a stranger and trying to strike up a conversation is idiotic, because most persons are wary of strangers, and they are especially wary of strangers who are trying to chat them up. The very first idea that goes through someone's head is "Scam!" or "Mugging!" or "Panhandling beggar!"
ReplyDeleteThis entire story tells you what is really wrong with Amway: it depends on proselytizing and preaching and fake friendship. Who in their right mind wants to approach a total stranger and try to sign him up in a business plan?
Anonymous - this is just part of the bullshit Ambots have to do when they're inside the Amway cult. It's one thing to ask quick directions and then everyone goes on their way, but most people don't want to be bothered and are suspicious of a stranger striking up a conversation.
DeleteAmway freaks also like to accost persons in fast-food joints, bookstores, hotel lobbies, and parking lots.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine being that desperate? One Amway IBO got arrested in a hotel in a major city, because he approached so many men in the lobby that the house detective thought he was a homosexual hooker. His Platinum had to come down to the police station and vouch for him.
LOL Anonymous!
DeleteAmway Ambots believe that being inside the Amway cult is that the laws that apply to everyone else don’t apply to them and they count on the big bosses at corporate to bail them out and pay their legal fees because whatever they were doing was Amway business. What a shock when Amway Corp says you’re on your own. No one at corporate told you to pester or solicit so too bad Ambot!
OMG. Former single female ambot here. Yup, I was simple minded and suckered in because I had social anxiety and autism. Obviously never sponsored a soul, because I was too honest to lie. But being good at my J.O.B. (The top one on the Forbes list for women, which my former upline), I had enough money to keep up the 300/50 PV (I’m an overachiever). STP (showing the plan) scared the shit out of me, and if Amway and WWDB taught me one thing, it was how to socialize on a superficial level with others. And to use the deeper conversations elicited from approaching prospects to get them to meetings. It never seemed to click (there was always a lot of dissonance).
ReplyDeleteOnce I quit, I spent a month at home. I was sick of going out everyday to “make a contact” to STP (Start the Process). But WTH (what the hell), what better way to get a socially challenged individual to start socializing than promising income. It was only when I discovered how uncomfortable it made me to be inauthentic, I stopped.
Now I only talk to strangers if I want to. And I feel the freedom of being to approach people now without that underlying motivation. I never thought I would enjoy socializing, but now I do, because I’m not pushing for anything more than an interaction.
Hi Anonymous. You were probably too blindsided by Amway cult leaders to realize this - but there are no single women who reach any level of significance in the Amway cult. And there never will be because chauvinism runs very high in ScAmway. Oh sure they will encourage you to get out and show the plan and meet people and they can feel that success is right around the corner for you. And whatever bullshit to blind you to that Amway is a good old boys club except they're not so good LOL!
DeleteFor your social anxiety you could have signed up for an all womens travel group. There's a ton of them with single women traveling all over the world. You would bond with other women hiking to Everest or kayaking in the Caribbean or whatever. And that trip would be cheaper than what you spend in a month in Amway being CORE.
You have uncovered something that all Ambots have to be when inside the Amway cult - inauthentic. I bet you've never seen so many smarmy fakey nicey nicey people in your life as you saw in Amway. Hopefully never to be seen again.
And congratulations on getting your life back on track!