Tuesday, March 1, 2022

Simba Is The Amway Asshole Of The Week

It’s like hello let’s do another Amway asshole of the week post and I have one here courtesy of a fucking Amway asshole called Simba:

Anna banana, what's your real name then? Can not ask for other peoples names while you hide behind a banana. Honestly, if your parents were successful in amway and were home to raise you, there to travel with you and they had amazing people in their lives who cared about helping our society become debt free, help third world countries, helping to rebuild marriages, to have free time to write books, get involved in life passions and also, do buy you the things you needed. Would you then be thankful amway exists? Also, memories don't have a price, overcoming traumas and turning to forgiveness doesn't have a price, even choosing to help someone doesn't have a price, it's just time. I'd rather see people invest time into becoming better people in general then letting our children learn that hours on a computer is the same as quality time being face to face and talking, and thinking that's ok.


My response went to the effect of calling him a fucking Amway liar. Around here its just fine if people comment as Anonymous. Never once have I demanded anyone use their real name but fucking Amway assholes will lie about EVERYTHING. Really think about it. Do I come off as the type of person who really gives a shit if someone posts a comment using their real name or Anonymous. I give a shit about that? Wrong. I stand on the I don’t give a shit side of the fence. It’s only fucking Amway assholes that demand other people do what they want them to do and demand answers to their questions. People in Amway are a bunch of fucking demanding control freaks. But when you turn the tables and demand an Amway Ambot provide you with information such as a profit and loss statement or tax returns that detail Amway earnings the Amway Ambot fuckers refuse. Are they like me and just don’t give a shit?

Or they can’t provide financials because that’ll show they’ve been lying about their Amway income.

And fortunately my parents were NOT Amway losers! But other kids were less fortunate.

Obviously this fucker Simba has never read any of the comments from children of Ambots who complain about Amway and how their parents were never home for them always running off to Amway meetings. There was never extra money to buy toys if going to another kid’s birthday party. There was never extra money to buy them necessities or even cool clothes like other kids wear. Children of Ambots never traveled. All their friends went on cool vacations and they got stuck “traveling” to whatever city the Amway function was being held in, left alone in a hotel room, and told to entertain themselves by watching TV. Got to laugh at the children of Ambots who said fuck that and went out to explore the city by themselves. Not a smart plan for a kid but it beats being abandoned by their Ambot parents. Children of Ambots show up here and let the world know that Amway destroyed their family life. So fuck you Simba and your fucked up view of the lifestyle of Ambot children. The real stories children who have parents who are fucking Amway losers are getting told on the Internet.

Being debt free? Fuck that shit Simba. Amway Ambots spend hundreds of dollars a month in buying Amway products and investing in the Amway tool scam. Most don’t have that kind of extra money kicking around so they charge up the credit card and 5 months later they’re at their $10,000 limit and struggling to pay the minimum $200 payment. And what do they have to show for those thousands of dollars? Maybe a garage full of shitty overpriced Amway products they were bullied into buying so some fucker further up the Amway upline could meet that month’s goals. And they’ll never unload that shit. And it’ll take a long time to pay off that debt cause credit cards have 20% interest rate especially for younger people who haven’t established a good credit history. And how much money did the Ambot make from Amway’s commissions to put toward that debt? $10/month. Yeah that’ll make a big dent in the $10,000 sitting on the credit card.

Help 3rd world countries and help rebuild marriages? LOL! Bullshit! Simba’s another fucking Amway liar spouting out bullshit Amspeak propaganda. Amway is all about destroying marriages with the added strain of financial distress and dealing with a cult. If Ambots were really helping 3rd world countries Amway’s media machine would be blowing this out their asses to try to create better publicity for their scam company.

As for all that free time – LOL! Amway takes up as much of your free time as it can suck out of you. Easily 100 hours a month. And if the Ambot is already working a 40 hour work week all that Amway time suck doesn’t leave the ambot much time to do anything else that month including sleep. What did those fucking Amway cult leaders say at every Scamway meeting. You can sleep when you’re dead.

Simba is just another troublemaking fucking Amway asshole crawling out of the sewer to bitch at all who don’t support Amway the cult of greed. Fuck you Simba.

 

 

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