Who is seeking an answer to that burning
question?
How many ambots does it take to change a
lightbulb?
The entire “team”!
A lowly newly recruited IBO who still has enough room on his credit card to buy
an overpriced piece of shit Amway lightbulb.
Another lowly newly recruited IBO who will be sent up the ladder first to wash
down the area. Free IBO slave labor!
Another lowly newly recruited IBO who has been assigned to provide refreshments
- XS cat piss water and shitty Amway food bars.
5 IBOs who have been assigned to be a committee to figure out what to do with
the old lightbulb.
Another 5 IBO’s who have been assigned to pray that the spirit of darkness has
not descended upon this home to spread negativity.
The Eagle who asks permission from the Platinum if they are allowed to change
the lightbulb.
Someone from crossline who is a specialist in changing lightbulbs but first
permission must be granted from the Emerald for him to fraternize with the
crossline enemy team.
The crossline’s Platinum who is only showing up to ensure no MLM espionage is
going on here.
The ambot’s Platinum who shows up to whine and bitch that he could be spending
time with his family and instead he is here to “help” his downline and “bless”
the lightbulb once its installed.
The Emerald who shows up to tell all of them he doesn’t believe in change.
The Diamond shows up to sell motivational books on how to get it done.
One negative dream stealer who claims its a mathematical probability that it
can’t be done.
You know all they had to do was find one woman who could do the work of 20 men. Who would then point out the blatantly obvious that the light isn’t even burned out it just needed to be screwed into its socket a little tighter! And then point out the even more blatantly obvious that there were already extra lightbulbs in the cupboard that were stocked up the last time there was a sale at Lowe’s so they didn’t even need to go out and buy those expensive shitty bulbs from Amway!
And now what to do with that expensive shitty Amway lightbulb?
Add in a bigshot from Amway's head office in Ada, Michigan to get the lighbulb shoved up his ass and he can now go around bragging that every time he farts the light shining out of his asshole blinds everyone to his lies and bullshit! LOL!
How many Amway Ambots do you need to change a lightbulb?
ReplyDeleteNONE! Electric lightbulbs are negative, un-Christian dreamstealing devices, and should be shunned. Depend instead on candles and whale-oil lamps.
Anonymous - electricity may be tough for some Ambots to get hold of if they've been counselled not to pay the bills and use that money instead to buy Amway shit or attend the next Amway brainwashing conference.
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