Although quitting Amway anytime of the year is a good idea I
wonder if it happens a lot around Spring Leadership time. People who signed up
with Amway during the previous year and made zippo money were undoubtedly
pressured by their upline to renew their membership prior to year end and were
forced to go to Dream Night in January. But its been a few more months with no
income but plenty of money going out purchasing Amway products and tools. The
upline pressures the disenchanted IBO to purchase tickets to Spring Leadership.
Don’t give in! Buying the tickets is the cheapest part. There’s transportation,
hotel, and meals on top of that. Not to mention your time. More time wasted at
an Amway function. Time you will never get back.
I think spring is probably the time of year when most IBO’s quit but I have no
statistics to back this up one way or the other. Spring cleaning. Get rid of
the shit that is cluttering your life or not bringing you happiness. Amway is
probably at the top of that list!
Anyway this blog lets us look at stats showing what people type in search
engines to end up at the Married To An Ambot blog. We get some interesting
search phrases such as how to say fuck in igbo which shows up many times a
week!
Right now there are tons of hits every day from people looking for information
about Spring Leadership. It would be logical to think most of these searchers
are IBO’s and once the poor suckers end up here they don’t stick around to hear
about how we were abused by our upline. Sometimes a city will be typed into the
Spring Leadership search criteria though at the moment I don’t know which
cities.
Just for the record I have no idea when the Amway World Wide Dream Builders
Spring Leadership will be held. I also have no idea what city or cities it will
be held in. I don’t know who will be speaking. I don’t know the agenda. I don’t
know nothing. And I ain’t doing a Google search to learn about Spring
Leadership! I’m guessing there are several locations across the states and on
different dates but I have no proof one way or the other. It doesn’t interest
me enough to do a search ever since the Amway cult sect World Wide Dream
Builders changed their guest log in so us infidels can’t see this top secret
shit. Only cults are secretive about this stuff. Legitimate businesses don’t
usually keep stuff secret like where you can find them and when general
meetings are being held. Apparently information about Amway Spring Leadership
is difficult to search for otherwise there wouldn’t be so many horrified Ambot
searchers ending up here. I’ve noticed that in the past. You’d think Amway and
WWDB would have this information readily available near the top of the search
engines for IBO’s trying to learn about Spring Leadership. Nothing top secret
around here. We tell it like it is the stuff we saw and heard firsthand so you
can save your money, time and brain cells and not go to these Amway cult
meetings.
All I know is that Married To An Ambot is a top hit on Google for people
looking for information about Spring Leadership! Gotta love it! More
astonishing is that doesn’t seem to be a concern to WWDB or Amway. That’s
arrogance for you!
We also get a lot of searchers every day using search criteria on how to quit
Amway. Right now I’d say we get more searchers for Spring Leadership than
quitting Amway but that’s only because its in April. But its still wonderful
the number of searchers looking for information on how to quit Amway. Best
decision they’ve made since signing up to the Amway cult!
Its simple. If you quit Amway then you don’t need to waste any more money going
to shitty functions like Spring Leadership. Bottom line is these are
motivational seminars and very little, if any, business advice is given. The
IRS has already determined that Amway functions do not increase most IBO’s
sales or increase their recruitment. The IRS has labelled Amway functions as
social gatherings. If you think going to Spring Leadership will be a good tax
write off, think again. Expect to be audited if you try to write off anything
about Amway. It might not happen this year or next year. But if you piss off
the wrong person they might call the cheaters hotline and suggest they
look a little closer at your files.
Save your money and stay home.
Spring Leadership sucks! All Amway functions suck!
And one more time from marriedtoanambot let’s just send another big old FUCK
YOU out to Amway Scamway and their scammer army of Ambots.
Congrats on the success of your blog! You provide an invaluable service and I hope those who seek out information find your blog and decide to quit if they are already in or say no if they are being approached to join.
ReplyDeleteThank you Anonymous! Glad you're enjoying the blog. We aim to entertain and educate about ScAmway at the same time.
DeleteAh man. This post makes me wonderfully happy Anna, and I can tell you're a beautiful person by how passionate you are. It sounds like your upline must've been really terrible for you to feel so bitter towards Amway. So much so that you dedicate your life to destroying something instead of building a life for yourself and your kids, your husband. I'd assume you viewed Amway as a scam the entire time your husband was in it, and you held it against him when he couldn't produce results, scolding him for wasting time on that stupid business instead of giving attention to you. If any uplines had genuinely reprimanded you for doing any of those things that you say they accuse you of, shame on them. Their uplines must be setting a terrible example for them. I can say with relative certainty, however, that no one that made it in Amway would say those things about anyone, because that would make them a terrible "ScAmway" salesperson. That leaves only one conclusive answer, you're projecting. How terrible for you to say and think those things of yourself, you deserve so much better, Anna. I really hope you do find happiness and success in whatever you do, even if you have a kink for dissing Amway :). Thank you for sharing your opinion, I value it deeply.
ReplyDeleteJonah - thanks for dropping by with your holier than thou Amway attitude. Don't think for a moment that you're not the first snotty snobby Amway Ambot to show up here to leave a comment. And your sanctimonious bullshit about how you value my opinion. And also for making sure that the Amway attitude of blaming the victim is still taught in full force at cult meetings. In other words you're not the first person to blame the fucking assholes in the Amway upline and then swear on a bible that your upline is different. All Amway cult leaders abuse the downline.
DeleteTake a closer look at the Amway literature - the small print that says how many participants make money. That number is something like .000666. Reverse it. That means there is a less than 1% chance of making money at Amway.
Poor Jonah.
DeleteProbably one of a myriad of IBOs who are told not to count costs and then is gleefully protective of Amway despite being in the hole financially several hundreds of dollars per month.
Jonah is just another example of battered wife's syndrome in Amway where's one who is abused tries to justify staying in a toxic relationship.
Anonymous - I'd say Jonah enjoys being abused by the Amway cult and tithing the Great Amway God. All while being in denial.
DeleteWWDB doesn't publicize the place or date of the Spring Leadership function for a good reason. If an IBO finds out too soon that the thing will be held in a place far distant or inconvenient, he will have a good excuse to refuse buying tickets in advance. But if his up-line can browbeat him into buying the tickets well ahead of time, then he is more easily tricked into purchasing them by means of pressure or insults or love-bombing. When the date and place are announced close to the actual event, the IBO has no opportunity to back out.
ReplyDeleteIf Amway IBOs actually totaled up the money spent for a function -- tickets, transportation, hotel rates, meals, fees -- they would NEVER attend. Why waste money on what is essentially a hype festival where you can scream insanely as Diamond couples walk onto the stage?
That's true Anonymous. Pay money for your Amway function in advance and then just try getting a refund if you decide not to go.
DeleteDepending on whether an Amway function is held in your hometown, somewhere within driving distance, or have to get on a plane - the Ambot is looking at spending hundreds of dollars maybe more than a $1000.
And that's basically what happens at Amway brainwashing conferences. A bunch of Ambots screaming hysterically when one of the Diamonds gets on the stage.
To Jonah at 8:56PM --
ReplyDeleteClimb back into the great Amway whale, Jonah. You seem to prefer the darkness of MLM propaganda, rather than seeing things in the light of open day.
And take your phony-baloney fake psychologizing and your love-bombing Amway politeness and shove them up your ass.
LOL Anonymous! Totally missed the Moby Dick thing LOL!
DeleteJonah and the Amway Whale
ReplyDeleteJonah and the Amway whale --
It's really quite a funny tale.
The guy lost every cent he had,
But still he isn't sad or mad.
Amway's still a cherished dream,
And not a lousy cultish scheme.
He comes here to defend "The Plan"
Pretending he's an honest man
Although he's just a stupid schmuck
Who never had success or luck.
And yet he claims that Amway's great
And Anna is consumed by hate.
In fact the simple truth is this:
Jonah's full of shit and piss.
He couldn't make a goddamned dime
And wasted all his strength and time.
That's why the whale just spat him out --
He's just a stupid Amway lout.
But still he comes to read this blog
And croak at us just like a frog.
LOL Anonymous! Love that prose! Jonah will come back and read it and brag about his infamy at the next Amway cult meeting LOL!
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