Amway assholes claim that the “very
important information” at Amway functions 5 years ago, 10 years ago, 20 years
ago is not the same “very important information” being taught today and us old
timer bloggers have outdated information.
Bullshit!
Nothing ever changes in Scamway except for the names of the worker bee Ambots
at the bottom of the Amway pyramid.
The Amway cult leaders claim that every Amway function is the one that
is life changing and the not to be missed event of the year.
Yawn!
Where have I heard that lie before? Could it be from our sack of shit Platinum?
They don’t teach piss all at any Amway function. There is no leadership skills.
There are no sales techniques. There is no business training. Every Amway
function is a social gathering (as determined by the IRS) hosted by Diamonds
who earn the bulk of their Amway income from the tool scam and conning ambots
into attending these major functions. Instead of the promised training all the
ambots get are one Barbie and Ken after another slinking across the stage
bragging about how rich they are thanks to Amway and showing videos or pictures
of their riches. Or maybe that’s the magic of a Hollywood photo shoot! That’s
all there is. For hours on end ambots are tortured listening to the Amway
assholes up on the stage. The majority of attendees are brainwashed ambots.
They are really creepy screaming like the Beatles are up on the stage and
rushing to be close to the scamming lying bastards who are taunting them with
their words of wisdom about how much they love you and if they can do it then
you can too.
The minority are IBOs or their guests who haven’t been brainwashed into the
Amway cult. They find Amway functions really creepy. Then they get angry. They
were lied to. Instead of the promised business and leadership training they got
stuck listening to a bunch of fucking greedy materialistic Amway bastards.
Here are some observations from new IBO Sammy who went to the WWDB Amway Las
Vegas Spring Leadership. He heard the same lies I heard years ago. He was told
to be CORE and invest in the Amway tool scam - Communikate, premier membership
to WWDB, buy motivational books and CD’s, etc. He told his upline to fuck off
when ordered to attend a night owl and did his own thing - went to sleep. He
heard the usual lies about no need to bring money, the ever so generous (gag!)
upline will help out with his food and expenses. Lies! Yeah I really want to
eat a Scamway food bar in a town where I can get a beer and a hot dog for $1.
And as typical with the assholes in the Amway upline they already had their
hands out demanding he pay up for a ticket to the next Amway function.
Yes Sammy is one of very few people who go to Las Vegas and lose money without
even going inside a casino!
He got scammed by Amway!
Glad I came to this site and am not the only one that found this stuff to be
bullshit!
I went to the Vegas leadership because i was told its a “Once in a lifetime
opportunity” and that it would be “life changing” if I went. 3 days of just
nonstop talking about how rich the diamonds are, how we need to plug into CORE,
how much they all love us, and on an on and on....I've never felt so stupid for
wasting money like that before, ever! We had to sit for 8-12 hours straight and
then we went to “night owls” where they just kept repeating the same shit.
I said enough and just went upstairs to the room to get some sleep. The worst
part is that Im a med student and I have never heard of Amway. Ive been super
skeptical since day one and when the guy told me to take out a loan to get to
the convention(again, student so Im essentially broke) I just looked at him
like he was insane. Loan? I just paid to get into this dumb idea, paid for a “startup
package,” paid for my super ultra necessary “communikate” system that gets
useless voicemails while I still get txts and phone calls from everyone(I'll
never understand that concept) and on top of that, Im gonna pay 50$ a month for
cds and books I dont need.
I've already got one foot out the door. Im just trying to bring my friends with
me(my buddy who Ive known for 14years) since I thought I was doing him a favor
by bringing him into this company. I found myself bugging him to buy once he
was my downline and since then, Ive stopped and am doing everything I can to
get him out.
Its been only 1 month and theres already a new convention in Washington. Guess
what, I cant afford to go since Vegas cleaned me out(must be a first since
there was no gambling) and my upline lied to me about costs and food(his words:
yea man, just bring like 50$ and we'll help you out and give you meal bars and
everything!). He never helped me once while I was there and wouldnt even give
me a perfect water without selling it to me.
Guess what, If I miss this one, apparently its the second thing in the world
you will regret missing and “you have to be there to set the example for your
downline!”
Psh, please, blow it tout your ass ambots.
The "functions" are an intellectual joke. They didn't exist in the beginning of Amway, but were developed by the various AMO subsystems (like WWDB, BWW, URA, Network 21, and the rest) as a way to bleed money from IBOs four times a year.
ReplyDeleteNOTHING is taught at the functions except unquestioned obedience to up-line, and mindless rah-rah-let's-go enthusiasm. You are taught nothing about how to sell Amway products at retail to the general public, nothing about setting up a real business, nothing about making contacts with potential new members. All that happens at the functions is hype, hoopla, and bullshit.
Amway up-line will privately admit all of this. But their argument is that the functions serve to keep IBOs "fired up." The translation of that is this: "It keeps them from thinking about how much money they are losing in this racket."
Anonymous - Amway functions main purpose is to give the Diamonds at the top of the pyramid the majority of their income from selling tickets to Ambots. Then they have to figure out how to entertain the losers in the audience.
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