An Amway ambot and his phone
are parted. Such a sad tale! LOL. Fucking Amway loser! LOL!
After World Wide Dream Builders Amway Spring Leadership ended I joined the mass
exodus of cars heading out of town. I’d been driving for about half an hour
when Ambot’s phone rang. It’s one of his upline’s phone numbers coming up on
the call display but its someone crossline who’s actually on the phone talking
to him.
The gist of the conversation is the bozo can’t find his cell phone and wonders
if Ambot has seen it or taken it with him. Now you’d think a conversation like
that would end pretty fast with Ambot saying he hasn’t seen it, he doesn’t have
it, he doesn’t know where it is. Then the cellularless bozo can hang up and try
someone else. But no. Him and Ambot have some deep philosophical conversation
about the missing cell phone that dragged on a good ten minutes. How dumb is
that? Especially since we’re in another state and racking up long distance
charges seeing as how we don’t have a flat rate plan across the land way back
then like we do now. Hey, Bozo! Get a clue! Ambot ain’t seen your fucking
phone. Hang up! Try someone else instead of discussing the possibilities of
what happened to it.
I guess his cell phone has a recording device and Bozo set the recorder and put
the phone down somewhere near where Ambot and others in his line were sitting.
So Bozo puts his phone down and then buggers off somewhere. Maybe he had a hot
date?
Now he’s interrogating the people who were sitting near where he left his phone
thinking that one of them might have picked it up or seen who did.
I mean what does he want? A confession? OK I’ll do it just to get the bastard
off the phone! “I confess! I saw the henchman take it!”
Just get the bastard off the phone so I can enjoy the drive without enduring
any Amway bullshit.
What did you bastards do 20 years ago before everyone owned cell phones with
recording devices?
I know! I know! You packed around those big honking tape recorders, you know
the ones the size of a lap top that had a microphone attached with a four foot
long cord.
At least those big suckers are harder to lose.
As for Bozo, give it up already will you. If your phone isn’t where you last
left it and no one turned it into security or lost and found then some thieving
IBO is the proud owner of a new cell phone.
Better stop by Verizon in the morning!
Yay! Spring Leadership is DONE!
Spring Leadership sucks!
WWDB sucks!
All Amway functions suck!
Fuck you Amway!
This story is so typical of Amway and the idiocy of Amway Ambots that it made me laugh out loud.
ReplyDeleteIf you lose something or it's stolen, how the bloody hell can you think that calling up people will help you get it back? How goddamned stupid could this Ambot be?
Your husband was not too bright either. If he hasn't seen the phone, why spend endless time discussing the matter with this dumb loser?
LOL Anonymous! I'm like get off the fucking phone already! But this is what Amway Ambots do. Endless useless phone calls. Discussing strategy LOL!
DeleteWill Ambot catch shit because he talked to someone crossline? Will that be a topic of training during the next open meeting?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - I think the Ambot who phoned got permission from his sack of shit Amway Platinum who then coordinated with my Ambot's sack of shit Platinum who gave permission for the crossline to speak. But probably just for that one time emergency LOL!
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