Some Amway ambots end up at this blog after doing some
bizarre searches. I just know I’ll never see it all.
But you know some things just creep you out a little bit. And Amway just creeps
you out a lot.
So this brainwashed ambot is staying at the Hilton in Lafayette, Louisiana.
Maybe one of the other scamming groups in the Amway cult empire holding their
Spring Leadership there I don’t know. My focus is on getting the word out about
WWDB because I have nothing but contempt for the cult techniques those World
Wide Destructive Bastards use.
So what is Hilton ambot searching for?
“Amway marriage book.”
What the fuck?????
Why does it not surprise me that such a thing exists. I seriously doubt the
cult leaders would make it available on the Internet for the rest of us to
mock.
So maybe the ambot just got married today and has gone to the Hilton for the
wedding night and doesn’t have a clue what to do next so he must consult the
Amway marriage book.
Probably the first thing the Amway marriage book says is no sex allowed until
you’re at least an Emerald! Remember that phrase the Amway cult leaders are
always screeching? “You haven’t earned the privilege yet!” Can’t have anything
distracting the ambot from the main goal of making their upline rich. Must put
all their energy into buying Amway products and investing in the tool scam. I
feel really bad for the bride. I know what its like to be married to an ambot
and I know the descent into hell ride she has in front of her.
So where did the creepy Hilton ambot who needs advice from the Amway marriage
book end up at this blog. The post about the creepy henchman of Amway WWDB
Spring Leadership. Kind of fitting.
Hmmm thinking thinking. Should we come up with the Anna Banana version of the
Amway marriage book!
The crap about "You haven't earned the privilege yet!" is heard quite bit in Amway -- it usually can be translated as "I don't want you to do that!"
ReplyDeleteYour up-line says it when you want to do something that he can't do -- like buy a house, have children, take a nice vacation, move to a better neighborhood, take a course in something, get a new car, or throw a party for someone. If you as an IBO do anything that he's not able to afford, or that is not possible for him, your up-line will freak out like a chimp deprived of a banana.
If you tell him that you're arranging your own accommodation at a hotel for a function, and won't need to stay in the hotel that Amway recommends, your up-line will throw a shit-fit! If you tell him that you've bought a high-quality tailored business suit, rather than the shitty one that is advertised in the Amway catalogue, he'll get red in the face from rage. If you tell him that you've heard the Plan enough times and know it by heart, and therefore you aren't coming to any more weekly meetings, he might actually assault you.
The basic thing to understand about your Amway up-line is that he is on a power-trip, and needs every bit of abject submission and blind obedience that he can squeeze out of the fools who are below him in the racket. If you do something that shows you are a free-born citizen with a mind of your own, who has his own opinions, and who makes his own choices, your up-line will go into a dangerous state of fury and resentment.
This is why if you want to free yourself from Amway, the best way to start is by simply disregarding anything your up-line demands of you, and paying no attention to him or his messages. This will get him so angry he might have a stroke. But it will also give you the courage and strength to tell him that you are quitting for good.
Anonymous - of course I did all those things of disregarding what the fucking assholes in the Amway upline demanded and I couldn't shake the bastards. The Amway upline is like having dog shit stuck on your shoe that you can't scrape off.
DeleteMost of the time I arranged my own hotels at Amway brainwashing conferences which outraged the upline. Can't make commission off me for the hotel stay motherfuckers! I can get a better deal with Booking.com.
I've seen enough fucking assholes in the Amway upline throw shit fits. Like for christsakes you're a two year old throwing a tantrum or a grown ass man who needs to learn when to shut the fuck up.
If there is a manual called "The Amway Marriage Book," it probably has a chapter on how to fuck your wife in the proper and approved Amway manner. That's the kind of control-freaks who run everything in Amway.
ReplyDeleteI can imagine some of the other chapters:
Should You Marry?
What Kind Of Person Should You Pick?
Will Your Spouse Fit In With Amway?
Be Sure To Fill Out The Amway Pre-Nuptial Agreement
Where Should You Honeymoon?
Are Children A Good Idea?
How Often Should You Screw Your Spouse?
Be Sure To Buy Whatever Amway CDs There Are About Marriage
Amway Food Products -- Have Them For All Meals
Your Wedding Presents -- Hock Them For Extra Cash
Your In-Laws -- Make Sure They All Hear The Plan
Don't Buy A House -- Rent And Use The Saved Money For More Amway Products
You're The Boss -- Make Sure She Knows This
Forget About Friends And Neighbors -- You Don't Need Them If You're In Amway
Divorce -- It's Always an Option! Keep It in Mind
Anonymous - this is truer than you think.
DeleteThe fucking assholes in the Amway upline counsel with downline about things like a pre-nuptial agreement or even an agreement if the ambot is married. This is because they tell the Ambot he's about to go really big in Amway and make bazillions of dollars and won't want to share it with his unsupportive unchristian dreamstealing wife especially in case of divorce.
What us women want is a similar agreement that releases us from the debt the ambot runs up buying shitty overpriced ScAmway products and tithing the Great Amway God.