We just reposted about the Amway marriage book and Ambots
who haven’t earned the privilege yet.
Check out some comments left the last time it appeared here:
Anonymous said: This "You don't have the privilege yet!" line
is always spouted by Amway assholes. Consider these examples:
"You don't have the privilege yet of owning a private home! Sell it!"
"You don't have the privilege yet of having investments and a savings
account! Liquidate them!"
"You don't have the privilege yet running your own personal business! Give
it up!"
"You don't have the privilege yet of driving a stylish automobile! Buy
something cheaper!"
"You don't have the privilege yet of taking a leisurely vacation! Stay
home and work on Amway!"
In addition to this sort of thing, you NEVER have the privilege of missing an
Amway business meeting, or a function, or declining a tools pitch.
What self-respecting IBOs should do is tell these Amway assholes that free-born
Americans have the right and privilege to do whatever the bloody fuck they
choose to do.
Anna Banana responds: Hey Anoymous - were you in the room listening to
our sack of shit Platinum bitch at us. All of those you haven't earned the
privilege lines were used on us. You forgot the one about how we haven't earned
the privilege yet to drive a nice recent model car that doesn't break down all
the time so sell it and buy an Ambot shitmobiles for $200 and use the rest of
the proceeds from selling the car to buy shitty overpriced Amway products.
Too bad for that son of a bitch I wasn't drinking the Kool Aid. You work hard
to get to a point in your life and all Amway losers want to do is destroy your
life.
Ray said: (on the Anna Banana Version of the Marriage Book) Anna, maybe
your readers could contribute some helpful suggestions for your book. For
starters, Ambot wife should learn how to cook rice and beans because that will
be much of their staple as long as her husband is in the Amway cult. Before
long she will probably not feel like having sex with her angry frustrated Ambot
husband who just can't seem to figure out why he's not getting rich by spending
their money buying useless Amway junk from their "store" and his time
desperately searching for some poor sucker he can lure to his next cult
meeting. But if she does have sex with him then by all means as long as he is
in the cult she should avoid pregnancy for obvious reasons. Of course anger
management classes will be helpful for her once she gets to know her hubby's
Ambot upline sponsor who will be always there to "help" Ambot devote
more of his (and her's) money, time and effort to the cult. Wouldn't hurt to
learn a little basic mechanics to learn how to keep running the cheap rusty old
Ambotmobile (or immobile since Ambot won't be able to do both Amway and afford
to pay a professional mechanic). Won't have much money for parts either so
she'll have to learn to be handy with bubble gum, baling wire and a roll of
duct tape from the 99 cent store. And if you really love the guy just hope and
pray he wakes up.
Anna Banana responds: I doubt Amway Ambots can afford rice and beans! No
money left after they're done tithing the Great Amway God.
The thing about Amway is that the cult really only believes in the following:
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2) Religious posturing, but not any real religious life that might inconvenience you and your Amway fake business.
3) "Leadership," but only if that word is understood to mean absolute unquestioning obedience to one's up-line and Platinum.
4) Faithfulness to the idea of marriage, but only under the condition that your wife is a completely submissive slave to you, and that divorce is always possible if she shows skepticism about Amway, complains about being poor, or objects to you going to distant "functions" and fucking female IBOs on the side.
The Amway cult is also very big on destroying people's lives - financially, professionally, emotionally, and separating from friends and family.
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