Wednesday, August 30, 2023

Amway Royalty AKA Fucking Amway Losers!

I get brainwashed ambots doing Google searches for “Amway is awesome” or “World Wide Dream Builders WWDB is awesome” and they end up at this blog. I can hardly help it that this blog is so high up on the search engine! Gotta get those keywords in!

Then these ambots see how I feel about my upline, particulary the asshole who sponsored us into Amway, Captain Fuck Up, and the fucking sack of shit Platinum.

Not to mention my reviews of the overpriced shitty Amway products.

These ambots who are brainwashed to believe that Amway and WWDB are awesome are shocked to show up on a blog where someone is writing about all the dirty little Amway cult secrets. Then they become outraged because of their fierce loyalty to their upline cult leaders who they put on a pedestal and refer to as Amway royalty. How dare anyone tell the truth about what happens inside the Amway cult! How dare anyone disrespect their Amway upline! How dare anyone tell about how much money that Amway cult followers spend each month purchasing overpriced shitty Amway products, buying motivational tools - CDs and books -  signing up for Communikate and WWDB premier membership, how much it costs to go to Amway meetings and functions! How dare anyone reveal the amount of the small commission check Amway issues each month if the IBO meets the minimum requirements! I’ll say it again! You might get $10 back after investing $700 in a month! These Amway prudes are shocked by my language and my honesty and feel compelled to leave a comment bitching about this blog with the usual Amspeak canned response when they only read the one post the search engine pointed them to.

Amway cult followers are brainwashed to believe that their Amway upline are the most wonderful human beings that ever walked the face of the earth who can do no wrong. These god-like Amway upline ambots are supposed to be worshipped and praised and referred to in glowing terms.

No one would ever DARE be disrespectful and speak negative of the Amway upline and curse out the bastards.

Except Anna Banana. I’ll even go one further. I’ve been speaking negative of the asshole that sponsored us into Amway for at least 10 years before getting involved in Amway so I had plenty of practice at disliking that fucking troublemaker before the Amway cult became part of our lives.

I write about how the Amway upline cult leaders fuck over their downline. How the Amway cult leaders destroy marriages. How the Amway cult leaders destroy their downline’s finances. How the Amway cult leaders are dream stealers. Amway cult leaders have a fucked up view of people who work jobs instead of being self employed business owners. How the Amway cult leaders have an intense obsession for listening to motivational CD’s where their beloved Diamonds are the speakers. How the Amway cult leaders are liars. How the Amway cult leaders can’t mind their own business. How the Amway cult leaders are only your friends as long as you’re investing in the Amway pyramid scheme. How the Amway cult leaders cause emotional distress. How the Amway cult leaders are greedy. How the Amway cult leaders are the biggest troublemaking assholes I’ve ever met.

I’ve also talked about the bullshit that goes on inside Amway cult meetings.

The crippling grief that these upline Amway bastards bring to the lives of the victims they sign up for the Amway scam is revolting. Those fuckers deserve to be cursed out. And this blog was created to fill that niche!

Amway cult followers and Amway’s head office might not like me revealing the dirty secrets of the leaders in the Amway cult but I am here to let the world know that the Amway upline are shitless cowards who need to go straight to hell for the misery they bring to their victim’s lives.

That’s what I think of the Amway royalty! Fucking Amway losers!

Fuck all of you Amway demons!



2 comments:

  1. Amway is a poisonous organization that that owes much of its evil to the two men who founded it. Van Andel and DeVos were both Dutch Calvinists, and they had the typical Calvinist notion of the small number of the "elect," and the very large number of the reprobate and damned. Salvation is only for a few, and everyone else goes to hell.

    But that's just the beginning. Van Andel and DeVos were also competitive American businessmen, and they were deeply influenced by the "power-of-positive-thinking" ideology that developed in the 1930s, and the rah-rah-let's-go-team" spirit of big-time entrepreneurs, all looking to make a huge financial killing in the world of free enterprise

    Combine these two things, and what do you get? The answer is easy: a "business" that separates the world into those who are "saved" (Amway members) and all the rest who are "lost" (the losers who have J.O.B.S.) Add to this the cultic atmosphere of a fundamentalist church, with its insistence on obedience in all members, and a complete rejection of all "sinners" who speak against the church, or refuse to join it.

    Then there is the endless tithing of money to the church's upper-rank members, who constantly preach and sermonize on how "great" and "wonderful" Amway is, and how it promises salvation to all faithful members -- in the form of huge financial profits from the capitalist side of the equation.

    That's the deep-seated ideology that is responsible for Amway, and for all of the pain and grief that it has spread among millions of people. It convinces IBOs that they are superior to all other human beings (because they are in a special cult), and that they are bound to be rewarded for their faithfulness with great wealth. And then it proceeds to bleed them dry of money for years, driving them to bankruptcy and despair.

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    1. Anonymous - all dead on. One of the things at Amway cult meetings is the teaching that all Ambots are superior to everyone else in the world because they are inside the Amway cult.

      There are those who worship the Great Amway God and the rest of us sinners who say FUCK AMWAY!

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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