Thursday, August 31, 2023

Your Amway Upline Are Greedy Bastards Sucking Blood And Money Out Of You

The last time we ran the post about fucking Amway royalty one of our readers had this to say:

 

Jerks in Amway are really touchy about any criticism of their up-line, or about big pins in general. They fly into a rage if you make any negative comment about some fat-assed Platinum, or about the Amway "Plan" in general.

If you say to an Ambot "Your up-line is a greedy bastard who's sucking the blood out of you every month," two things happen. The Ambot gets enraged, but he also is forced to listen to something that he himself has been thinking privately for quite some time.

Platinums, Rubies, Emeralds, and Diamonds are more than just royalty to Amway schmucks. They are gods. These are the divinities that have made it into Amway Heaven. If you say anything against them, it's blasphemy. But it also forces them to consider the possibility that Amway is just a racket for ripping them off.

So when Ambots get angry, it's actually a good sign. It means that you have touched a raw nerve in their consciousness. And that will eventually break the psychological hold that Amway has on them. Thousands of IBOs have quit Amway because of the blogs of Anna Banana, Joe Cool, David Brear, and many other brave bloggers.

 

 

2 comments:

  1. In my opinion, if your AMO is asking...no...MANDATING (under the guise of "highly recommending") the processing of a Ditto on the 1st, run away from them as quickly as possible.

    Say you don't process a Ditto on the 1st and get a subsequent NastyGram from your Upline, well...I already told you to run away from them as quickly as possible. :) Want to think about moving forward with that? :)

    Same thing applies for "attending all events" (which is one of the Nine Core Steps they preach). If you have something that comes up and you can't attend, await the NastyGram from your Upline. It's inevitable.

    For example, I once had strep throat and couldn't attend a weekly business briefing in URA / URAssociation / UR Association. I texted Upline saying I couldn't attend. All I got was, "OK...". Not even a, "Oh man...I'm sorry. I hope you get better. See you next week."

    Shows what these Uplines really think of their Downline IBOs.

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    1. Anonymous - and then there are the dumb asses who quit ScAmway but forget to turn off the Ditto LOL! Ambots leaving the cult who don't want to buy shitty overpriced Amway products no more but can't shut down the Ditto.

      Yeah no one in the Amway upline gives a flying fuck about the downline except how they can abuse them. If you're sick or lost a family member or lost your J.O.B. the fucking assholes in the Amway upline will still figure out a way they can make money off you. I'm surprised your upline didn't try to sell Nutrilite products to you to cure the strep throat.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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