Married to an Ambot: An Ode To Amway Shit

Wednesday, September 27, 2023

An Ode To Amway Shit

The last time we published the post about the Amway Shit Show one of our readers came up with a poem. LOL! Around here we appreciate Amway toilet humor. The Goads should put it to music and get the Ambots to chant along!

AN ODE TO AMWAY SHIT

Amway shit! Amway shit!
Ya wanna get involved in selling Amway shit?

Amway crap! Amway crap!
Ya wanna have a basement full of Amway crap?

Amway dreck! Amway dreck!
Ya wanna order loads and loads of Amway dreck?

Amway muck! Amway muck!
Ya wanna pump your PV up with Amway muck?

Amway poop! Amway poop!
Ya wanna get your down-line to buy Amway poop?

Amway stinks -- there's no doubt!
Just squat on your toilet seat and squeeze it out.

2 comments:

AnonymousSeptember 27, 2023 at 3:54 PM
Anna, try this poem about "functions" --

(Sing to the tune of "Jingle bells! Jingle bells!")

Amway lies! Amway lies!
Whoppers every day --

Just listen to your up-line
And the bullshit he must say!

Amway crap! Amway crap!
Garbage every day!

Go to some damn function
Where you sweat and scream and pay!

Dashing in your car --
Going to some damn hotel --
In a city that's quite far
For a function that's sheer hell!

Spend a thousand bucks
For a weekend of pure shit
Along with stupid cheering fucks
Whose brains don't work one bit.

Amway lies! Amway lies!
Whoppers every day --

Just listen to your up-line
And the bullshit he must say!
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