A big thanks to one of our readers:
Here's a Halloween poem that might brighten up the day for
your many readers around the world.
A HALLOWEEN CHANT FOR AMWAY
Halloween! Halloween!
Ambots ring your doorbell and they start to scream!
Put on masks! Dress like spooks!
IBOs in Amway are already kooks!
Here they come! Here they come!
Ghoulish little Ambots who are human scum!
Sign up now! Join our plan!
Quit your job and just become an Amway man!
Keep the faith! Never quit!
Eat our Amway products though they taste like shit!
Buy more stuff! Make PV!
Force your friends and family to use LOC!
Work like mad! Be a nut!
Even though your up-line fucks you in the butt!
Shell out cash! Purchase tools!
Scream and shout at functions like a pack of fools!
Lose your friends! Lose your spouse!
Get a second mortgage and then lose your house!
Walk in malls! Bother folks!
Try to drum up business telling corny jokes!
Go broke fast! Then confess:
Amway's made your whole damned life a rotten mess!
Halloween! Halloween!
Only stupid losers join the Amway scene!
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