Just a quick addition seeing as how this post has come around in the rotation again. Apparently Amway Ambots can't say the word "retirement" anymore. They have to say "walked away". Well, anyone can walk away from their job. They just find a new one. When you have to tell your employees what words they are not allowed to say, it only means one thing: You are trying to prevent them from talking about actual reality.
Don’t laugh - but a searcher ended up on the blog searching
for “does Amway have a retirement plan”?
OK. I will laugh. LOL! LOL! That is funny that some dumb ass
actually thinks Amway has a retirement plan! I don’t know if that refers to
Amway employees or Amway IBO’s which are pretty much one and the same. They’re
all (mis)representing Amway in some staff capacity. And neither has a retirement
plan.
I heard from an Amway employee who worked for the head office in Michigan for
many years. No retirement/pension plan. And quite bitter about it, as rightly
they should be. There are ambots showing up on the blog leaving comments about
how Amway did $10 billion in business last year. $12 billion. $15 billion. 25
billion! 100 billion! The sky’s the limit when an Amway Ambot is lying! You’d
think a company doing this good would take care of its employees. LOL. I’ve
worked for companies earning nowhere near that amount and we had either a
pension or could contribute to a 401k or stock options or similar. Big companies
that treat their employees like shit will not offer retirement plans or if they
do only to a select few people. Ah nothing like breeding contempt in the
workplace!
Amway knows no boundaries! It breeds contempt all around the world!
But enough of talking about how Amway treats its employees like shit. I’m going
the other direction with the “does Amway have a retirement plan” theory and
applying it to the phony ass business owners who refer to themselves as IBO’s.
If there was a retirement plan in the traditional sense where the employee
and/or the employer make regular contributions to some sort of retirement
savings, then I don’t know nothing about it. I’m going out on a limb and saying
such an Amway program does not exist because our sack of shit Platinum would
have bragged about it endlessly if there was such a thing.
The Amway retirement program is something that IBO’s have to create themselves.
How? Well by showing up for Amway meetings for the next 2 to 5 years, spending
at least $300/month on shitty overpriced Amway products, attending every Amway
meeting, attending every out of town Amway function, spending hours dealing
with your Amway upline, subscribing to Communikate and WWDB premier membership
(combined close to $100/month), etc, etc. And sometime in those 2 to 5 years
the IBO will be rewarded by Amway sending them bazillions of dollars every
month for the rest of their lives in the form of residual income. Easy! Being
rewarded just by virtue of showing up and buying Amway products and tools. That
in a nutshell is Amway’s retirement plan according to all the fucking assholes
in our Amway upline.
Spending all that money on the Amway scam sounds like the IBO is funding the
retirement program of the person who owns Amway and the Diamonds who are
perched at the top of the pyramid. That’s where the money goes! It flows up.
Not down.
The BEST Amway retirement plan is to quit Amway. I averaged out that it costs
between $500 and $700/month to be an Amway IBO. Maybe higher for some people
who get carried away buying Amway products and tools to impress their upline
which only goes on for as long as there is room on the credit card. Take that
$500/month and invest it in some kind of retirement savings plan. That money
could be a down payment on a condo or house to be rented out. There’s monthly
residual income right there and when the time is right sell it for a profit. Or
$500/month could be invested in the stock market. The possibilities are endless
where one can invest an extra $500 or more a month. And probably means having
money ready for retirement either in the form of dividends, rent payments, or
selling stocks.
Put simply, the more time you spend stuck inside the Amway pyramid scheme
throwing your money away at the Great Amway God is less money that you can put
towards your retirement goals.
When you’re in Amway all your disposable income must go to purchasing Amway
products or investing in the Amway tool scam. There is no extra money to put
towards retirement savings.
Be smart. Quit Amway and start funding your own retirement plan instead of
making the fat cat bosses at Amway richer.
THERE IS NO RETIREMENT PLAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Stick with Amway = being broke by the time you are ready to retire.
One of the things that Amway recruiters do is to tell prospective IBOs that "Social Security won't be there when you retire!"
ReplyDeleteThis is such a blatant lie that it staggers belief. Social Security is the most untouchable institution in America, next to the Constitution itself. No politician or political party would dare to touch it, much less end it.
Telling people a huge lie like this to frighten them, and to coax them to quit their jobs, is criminal. A person who quits his job to get involved in a dip-shit soap and cosmetics scam like Amway will LOSE a large percentage of his normal Social Security benefits. Will those fucking Diamonds in Amway help him then?
Anonymous- yup heard that all the time at Amway cult meetings. Just another scare tactic that Amway cult leaders use to convince Ambots not to quit ScAmway. Social Security will be around long after I’m gone!
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