Tuesday, October 17, 2023

Amway Ambots Believe Everyone Will Be Dead Or Broke By Age 65

Our sack of shit Amway Platinum says 95% of the population will be dead or broke by age 65. And the other 5%? They had their own businesses.

I mean what the fuck????!!!!

Where does this lying son of a bitch get his information from? Seeing as how I’ve seen other bloggers bring up similar figures I’m guessing our sack of shit Platinum didn’t make up this whopper all on his own. He was likely duplicating something a lying Amway Emerald or Diamond said.

As for questioning him about where he got these statistics? Never question upline! Though he admitted he thought it was on the census. Yeah right I remember seeing those questions on the census form: “If you’re under the age of 65 are you dead?” and “Are you broke?” Like I need any further proof our Platinum is a fucking moron.

As for people dying before age 65, sadly people die for all kinds of reasons, no point in going into morbid details. I can not find anywhere on the Internet what percentage of people died before they turned 65. If I can’t find it how can those lying IBO’s find it? They can’t! That’s why they’re liars!

In this day and age people are living a lot longer. We have great advances in medical and science and generally speaking people live healthier lifestyles watching what they eat, exercising, and not smoking. People with healthy lifestyles are easily living into their 80’s and 90’s. And most of the people I know in those age groups are fairly well off or at least of comfortable means. They own their own homes, collect social security, and have savings and investments that they live off.

How does the sack of shit Platinum know how many people are broke by age 65 - the actual percentage. I’ve never recalled filling out any kind of government survey that asks the question “are you broke”. I’m not sure many people would admit to it on a survey anyway!

I can find no substantiated documentation that 95% of the population is dead or broke by age 65, therefore I come to the logical conclusion that our sack of shit Platinum is a fucking liar. If he chose to repeat lies that originated further upline then he’s still a fucking fool for repeating them without substantiating their validity.

Does anyone have any doubt that I can’t stand our Platinum! Ha ha!

There are lots of people who plan badly for their future. That doesn’t mean they’ll be broke or dead by age 65. There are lots of people who aren’t business owners. That doesn’t mean they’ll be broke or dead by age 65.

Other things may happen too. A spouse might die, loss of a job could lead to other financial woes such as unable to pay the mortgage, or illness or injury could make earning a living nearly impossible.

The above paragraph defines people that IBO’s typically prey upon to recruit into Amway. People who are already in a sad state of affairs and in a poor financial position and who can least afford to lose money are sucked into the Amway scheme by nasty ambots who fill their heads with dreams of financial freedom.

Now let’s move on to the lie about the 5% of the population who are not dead or broke by age 65 simply by the virtue of owning their own business.

Owning your own business puts an invisible shield around you that guards you from being killed in an accident or dying from a disease by age 65?

Apparently that’s what brainwashed ambots believe. Or at least what our lying sack of shit Platinum wants to brainwash them into believing.

Brainwashed ambots are also led to believe that because someone owns a business they will be successful and never be broke.

Another lie taught by the lying upline. Business fail for all kinds of reasons sometimes at great personal financial loss to the business owner that they might not ever be able to recover from. Including phony Amway businesses!

The upline brainwashes ambots into believing they are real business owners because they slapped down $150 for an Amway registration fee and $300/month for Amway products for personal consumption, and a few hundred more a month on Amway tools and functions. The upline teaches that this means they are part of the imaginary 5% of business owners who will live past 65 and will never be broke.

OK. Before signing up to this fantasy tell the Amway liar to provide proof of those statistics. Would be interesting to see what they come up with. Pretty hard to back peddle out of that lie!

 

 

 



2 comments:

  1. Anna, the whole procedure for handling IBOs in Amway is to LIE, LIE, LIE!

    The notion that if you are not in Amway you will be dead or broke by the age of 65 is a total lie -- a lie of such massive proportions that it strikes an intelligent person as bizarre. The figure was probably dreamt up by some asshole Platinum at a function, he spouted it from a microphone, and all of a sudden it went viral in the minds of all Amway freaks.

    In any business cult, there is no such thing as real facts and real figures. There are only statements that keep the cult members happy and working and obedient. So Amway up-line is not concerned in the slightest whether what they say is true or not. Their only concern is that IBOs stay in the business and pay them money every month.

    This means that Amway is a lie factory.

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    1. That’s right Anonymous- Amway is a lie factory. All business cults have catch phrases to keep the downline in check - obedience is top priority so they keep paying money up the pyramid. Bullshit Amspeak propaganda. As long as brainwashed Ambots believe it - the Amway cult leaders will keep slinging it.

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