OK! Who would do a search for “Amway Double X is good for
sex”?
After I noticed someone ended up on the blog looking for answers to that all
important question it gave me a good laugh and then I had to sit back and think
what kind of person is hitting Google with that kind of search. This has gotta
be some deprived man. I just can not see a woman doing that kind of search!
Because all women know the answer to that question - chocolate!
What the hell are the cult leaders teaching from the stage these days? WWDB -
World Wide Destructive Bastards - were a bunch of prudes so sex never came up
in any meetings I attended. Whether or not it came up when ambots counselled
with upline, I’m going out on a limb here and saying yes. They were probably
told no sex until they reached Platinum because it would distract them away
from the task of sniping prospects to come to Amway board plan meetings and
signing up new IBOs and finding customers to buy overpriced shitty products.
When you’re in Amway and hustling from one meeting to another and hustling
people to join the scam there is no time for sex anyway so why would an ambot
care if Double X is good for sex. It makes for a good nursery rhyme thats for
sure!
Double X is good for NOTHING! It is an overpriced expensive piece of shit
vitamin that costs Amway about $10 to produce including the packaging and they
sell it to the brainwashed masses for around $80 for a one month supply! Rip
off! Rip off! Rip off!
I checked Walmart’s website for a daily complete vitamin and Equate Mature
costs $10 for a bottle of 220 pills.
OK people. Instead of gobbling vitamins how about just eating a sensible well
balanced diet and you probably don’t need to take any supplements unless your
doctor has done a blood test on you and notices your body is lacking in
something and tells you to take it.
Come on man. Instead of doing a dumb ass search on the Internet about Double X
good for sex just go to the grocery store and look for a magazine that has a
cover story about the top 10 foods to boost your sex life and buy that instead.
Cheaper to buy a magazine and some chocolate coated strawberries than Double X
which ain’t good for sex!
Unless your problems are deeper than that. Keep an eye on your email’s inbox
and turn off the spam filter. I know if I keep getting emails to enlarge body
parts I don’t possess then everybody else must be getting them too! Cheaper
than Double X and will probably give you the same results that Double X will
give you for sex. Zippo!
You ambots need to get a clue. If your significant other has cut you off it has
something to do with them being pissed off that you are spending all your time
with other Amway cult followers and spending all your money on overpriced
shitty Amway products.
Your answer does not lie in buying Double X and hoping its good for sex.
In fact spending more money on useless Double X will likely be very bad
for sex.
Instead of doing a search on Valentines Day about Double X being good for sex,
the best thing you can do is quit the Amway cult. That will probably be better
for sex than Double X!
And now that I’ve got all these wonderful keywords in this post I’m probably
going to have this guy visit my blog again real soon! And reel in a few more
sucker IBO’s with the same problem!
Amway has tried very hard to connect their Double X vitamins with all sorts of good things -- health, long life, energy, good looks, and of course sex. It's just another part of their marketing plan.
ReplyDeleteIf you're going to sell a bottle of vitamins for eighty bucks, you have to make absurd and unprovable claims for it. Up-line in Amway used to say similar things about Nutrilite vitamins. For example, they would say if you didn't take Nutrilite regularly you would "shrivel up and die."
Anonymous- that’s all very true. When you’re a salesman of snake oil you have to come up with all kinds of miracles it can cure. Amway Ambots love to lie about their snake oil cure all with all kinds of outrageous claims. Yup shrivel up and die is one if the scare tactics those Amway losers use to make a sale.
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