Wednesday, November 15, 2023

Mortgage Your House To Bless The Great Amway God

I’ve heard from a reader who mortgaged their house to buy Amway products.

Why the fuck do people do things like this?

Its all part of Amway’s sell the hope not the soap campaign. We go to Amway functions and the Diamonds stand on stage and tell their hard luck story. They all have the same rags to riches story told slightly differently. I swear these bastards got together to figure out what fables to tell to the ambots in the audience anxious to devour every bullshit word from their beloved cult leaders.

The Diamond’s hard luck stories usually go to the effect that both the husband and wife were working minimum wage jobs when a dear friend came along to show them the Amway business plan. Every one of them seems to have borrowed $20 from their aunt to put gas in the car to get to the first Amway function. And the rest is history. The stuff that Amway fairy tales are made of. Ambots are ordered by their cult leaders to do whatever it takes to get to Amway functions. They fail to say the real reason they need high attendance is because those functions are how the Diamonds make most of their money from the Amway tool scam. They give shitty advice to skip a few meals or skip the mortgage payment or take out a 2nd mortgage on your house. That way you’ll have the money to get to Amway functions.

The brainwashing that goes into these ambots to make them do dumb things just to make their cult leaders richer is incredible.

Mortgaging your house to buy Amway products? Just how many shitty overpriced Amway products does one person need? I guess that depends on if they plan to single handedly - no downline or customers - get to their 1000 pin that month. Or maybe 2500 pin or 5000. Take any of those PV pin amounts and that means the dumb ass ambot is spending thousands of dollars a month to reach that level.

How did the fucking assholes in the Amway upline brainwash the ambots to mortgage the house for no other reason than to help their upline meet some goal that month. Probably had something to do with an upline Diamond falling out of qualification and everyone downline who owned a house was ordered to mortgage it and buy Amway products. You help your upline and one day there will be someone downline who will do the same for you.

Fuck that shit!

Can we say inventory loading? Sure sign of a pyramid scheme.

I’ve never been brainwashed by a cult so I can’t pretend to understand what is going through the minds of these people who do crazy dumb ass things like mortgaging their house to buy Amway products just so they can get a little recognition and praise from their upline.

I thought it was bad enough to drain the savings account and run up the credit card debt just to keep the Amway cult leaders happy. Risking your house, probably your biggest investment, the place where you have a roof over your head and a warm dry place for your family to live and keep their stuff just because some upline asshole needs more PV to reach their monthly goal is stupid.

I’ve seen too many stories from former IBO’s who’ve lost their house thanks to the Amway scam. A little maneuver our upline tried to do with us too to take out a 2nd mortgage so we could buy lots more Amway shit. Ambot was convinced this was the right thing to do just because some upline Amway asshole said so. Too bad for him he’s not the only name on the deed and I ain’t putting up the house because some despicable fucking Amway asshole that I can’t stand says to do so.

So let’s just send out a big old FUCK YOU to all those fucking Amway assholes in our upline.

Ah yes. No wonder those fucking assholes tried so hard to destroy our marriage. Once the ambot’s money supply runs out and the wife/husband refuses to use their credit card or sign away the house or car there’s nowhere else for those bastards to go except to destroy the relationship.

As all good little Amway cult leaders must do.

Call it revenge for the PV not being as high as they want.

Can you image what becomes of a house that goes into foreclosure due to the Amway scam. The sherrif evicts the family and goes in with a crew to remove the belongings and put them into storage. And what are they removing? Boxes and boxes of $50 bottles of Perfect Water, boxes of XS piss water, boxes of shitty Amway Nutrilite food bars, and enough bottles of Nutrilite vitamins to clog every toilet in the Trump Tower.

And then when the evicted don’t pay the storage fees it gets auctioned off. Can you see that one on Storage Wars? Jarrod and Brandy pay a few hundred bucks for the unknown items inside the abandoned locker and end up with boxes and boxes of Amway shit.

Bring the dumpster over!

 

 

4 comments:

  1. Taking out a second mortgage on one's home when it is not absolutely necessary to so is FINANCIAL INSANITY.

    And there is absolutely nothing necessary about buying Amway products or going to half-assed "functions." In fact, there isn't a single real thing that Amway can offer you except hype and fake love-bombing. Amway is a fucking FRAUD. It has destroyed the lives of countless thousands of people world-wide.

    Do we have to say it again? Your up-line in any of the rotten AMO subsystems (WWDB, BWW, URA, Network 21, etc.) are all goddamned thieves. They want you to go broke sending money to them every single month, and they don't care where or how you get the money. Mortgage your home, don't pay your rent, sell any valuables or property that you own, max out your credit cards, empty your savings account, borrow from relatives... it doesn't matter at all, as long as you can hemorrhage money to your rotten, thieving up-line.

    I am deeply sorry for anyone who is involved in any way with the corrupt, sick, and destructive thing called "Amway." I beg those who are reading this to listen: Amway and the scam artists in it will force you to bleed money to them endlessly. It won't stop until you are bankrupt. GET OUT NOW!

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    1. An Ambot will disagree with you Anonymous! But that’s good advice gir people who are not Amway losers. Don’t take out a second mortgage for stupid reasons. That includes to give the money to any scammer out there. Other scammers who are not in Amway will also convince their victims to take out a second mortgage or sell the house and give them the money. All scammers have the same goal. To steal your money!

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  2. Hi Anna.

    I am just posting on this one as it's the newest blog entry as I hope it gets a lot of views. If not, feel free to post as a standalone post.

    Anyways, I just wanted to send out this PSA.

    This is the time of year where you might hear the term "Broke People Season". This is what they called it in my former AMO, URA / UR Association / URAssociation . Basically, they tie in the fact that because we are approaching the holidays, people are spending money on their family when they are somehow supposed to be looking for opportunities such as Amway. Take that for what you will.

    Anyways, in my former AMO, they are currently in between major conferences. But then again, all AMOs are currently in between major conferences. And as we all know, the pressure to buy tickets for these events is constant and overbearing.

    It's also "Seminar Season" in URA / UR Association / URAssociation which means for the "cheap" price of $15 (that's what the price was six years ago), you get to be stuck in a high school auditorium or five hours or a church without enough seats for the same amount of time in order to hear the same Emeralds and above that babble on all the time, "LET IT RIP!". And then there will be the push for IBOs to get everyone they know to these events which are around the country.

    My advice to a current IBO? Don't go. Take that Saturday Night (usually early to mid December) and do something for yourself or stay in with your family. It's not worth it. Also, you will be pressured into forking over even more of your time and money to take part in community events and covered dishes up until the New Year. If your Upline pouts about you "not being CORE" or "not attending all events", tell them to go pound sand and walk away.

    And if you're a current IBO not only in my former AMO, but in ANY AMO, question...EVERYTHING. Also, don't take any crap from Upline. You're a grown adult. Don't feel like you're trapped. Get out while you can and it will be like a huge weight lifted off your shoulders.

    That's all I wanted to post. Not sure how many views this will get. I hope it gets several and I hope it changes one current IBO's life for the better.

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    1. Hi Anonymous- thank you for stopping by and sharing. Oh yes this blog gets plenty of views. Amway cult leaders even forbid Ambots to visit and leave comments. They are outraged this blog ranks high in the search engines for just about everything Amway and we share our experiences on the financial and emotional devastation Amway brings to our lives so that we can prevent others from falling into the Amway hell hole.

      Broke People Season LOL. The biggest broke people are Amway losers LOL!

      Amway cult leaders are outraged when Ambots spend money on Christmas gifts instead of buying overpriced shitty Amway products. Especially if tgey didn’t ask permission from the assholes in the Amway upline first before hitting the malls.

      Good advice but brainwashed Ambots are terrified to stand up to their Amway cult leaders because they know they’ll be in for a shit kicking.

      And speaking of Christmas- stick around. Our holiday favorites are coming soon to the blog!

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If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
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