The readers of the Married To An Ambot blog are very smart and very talented. Here’s another ScAmway Christmas song. It’s a Christmas sing-a-long around this blog this time of year!
Here's
a song for an Amway Christmas:
(sing to the tune of "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire")
Up-line screaming by an open fire,
Platinums getting in your face--
Stupid Goads warbling songs like a choir
And Amway "tools" piled everyplace...
Everybody knows some L.O.C. and Nutrilite
Will be the presents that you'll get--
Nothing but crap that your up-line can't sell,
And stuff that puts you into debt.
There's always bullshit, and not mistletoe,
When Amway Christmas is in sight.
IBOs, with their eyes all aglow,
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.
They know a Diamond's on his way--
He's bringing lots of Amway junk upon his sleigh,
And he's gonna tell a lot of lies
About how "winners" all get a big prize.
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To IBOs who've lost a lot of bucks:
Though it's been said, many times, many ways,
Amway Christmas just sucks.
(apologies to Mel Torme)
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