Wednesday, December 20, 2023

Once We Make Our Amway Treasure Fa La La La La La La La

Thanks to one of our readers who has provided us with another Amway themed Christmas song!

(Sing to the tune of "Deck the halls with boughs of holly")

Pile up lots of tapes, by golly --
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la!
Amway functions must be jolly --
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la,la-la!
Let's all cheer the gay apparel
Worn by Diamonds Bob and Carol --
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la!

See the up-line creeps before us --
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la!
Screaming in a loudmouth chorus --
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la!
Telling us of endless pleasure
Once we make our Amway treasure --
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la!

Fast away the old year passes --
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la!
Let's recruit new Amway asses --
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la!
That we we'll make Platinums happy
Even though our profit's crappy --
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la!

Be prepared to lose your money --
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la!
Going bankrupt isn't funny --
Fa-la-la-la, la-la, la-la!
You'll scream that you're "not a quitter" --
Though you're broke, divorced, and bitter --
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la!

 

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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2024 at 12:13 AM

    This is perfect! This gave me a laugh, and as a child of Ambots, I really appreciated it. Thanks!

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    1. Anna BananaJanuary 8, 2024 at 2:43 PM

      Thanks for stopping by! And sorry to hear you're an AmKid.

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