A few years ago some friends
gave me a designer lunch box for my birthday. Interesting choice especially
since I haven’t worked an outside job for a long time and have no need to pack
a lunch anywhere. I’m not sure if it was a joke or maybe they were trying to
tell me something? Hmmm. Oh well, its the thought that counts. I pretty much
forgot about it.
Until one day I was going out long enough over mid day and I thought I might
get hungry so I decided I’d pack myself a snack and put it in a lunch box. I figured
I must still have one or two lunch bags hanging around from my working days but
I couldn’t find them. Then I spotted the new one my friends gave me in the
cupboard where I keep flashlights and candles. Ah ha! So that’s what happened
to it! I clipped off the tag still held on by a zap strap - its called Fit
Fresh. Has a website too. http://www.fit-fresh.com/
Big enough to hold an ice pack, a slice of pizza left over from the night
before, and a can of 7 Up. Actually had plenty of room left over for more food
but that was all I was taking with me.
Off I go around 11:30am with my lunch bag packed like I’m heading off to work!
Then it got me thinking about ambots who leave comments on my blog and on other
bloggers pages. In addition to being told we didn’t try hard enough and that we’re
quitters and broke losers, we always seem to get accused of holding down a job,
working for someone else, having an employee mentality, and similar Amway
sneers directed at people who work for living and pack a lunch bag before
leaving for the day.
Why do workers pack a lunch bag? The first thing that comes to my mind is that
its probably cheaper than eating out. Packing leftovers from the previous night’s
dinner or slapping a sandwich together, throwing in yogurt, a piece of fruit,
and cookies, and eating in the staff lunchroom is more economical than going to
a restaurant.
I bet most ambots don’t even pack a lunch when they go off to their job. Their
mentality is they are “business owners” and therefore entitled to buy their
lunch each day or at least pretend they can afford to buy their lunch everyday
and keep that image up to others of being a successful business person. Yeah!
Make those coworkers jealous! Lazy ass broke losers that they are!
Lets estimate $10 a day for lunch and that includes a beverage and tip for the
server. $50/week or about $200/month. Egads! That’s already more than the
average IBO grosses in a month. Totally ate up the business profits! Ha ha!
Another reason I can think of for people pack a lunch is to make healthy eating
choices. Someone heading to McDonald’s or Wendy’s is going to get a greasy meal
and likely pay over $5 for it. Both these chains have a dollar menu and you can
buy a burger, small fries, and small drink for a buck a piece, maybe even
dessert for another buck. Cheaper meal than a sit down restaurant but how
healthy is that every day?
But you know what else those ambots are doing? They are holding on to the
receipts for the restaurants they go to on the lunch breaks from their job and
then write them off as business expenses on their tax return. They’ll claim
they talked Amway during their lunch - maybe phoned the fucking assholes in
their upline - and that its a legitimate expense.
Yeah, well good luck with that if you get audited and your boss can prove to
the auditor that you were on the clock that day during the lunch hour period.
Occasionally my husband and I eat lunch out because we’ve had to take care of
business in another town and were gone longer than expected and got hungry. We
have legitimate business receipts to prove we were engaged in business related
activities before or after lunch. The last time I can think of that we did that
was about 2 months ago so its not like we’re doing anything to grab an auditor’s
attention plus we have invoices to prove we were in that town conducting
business if it came down to that.
Can an ambot on lunch break from their day job prove they were engaged in
business related activities? I’d say probably not.
Contrary to what the upline brainwashes them into thinking, Ambots won’t be
living a life of luxury in 2 to 5 years while residual income rolls in for the
rest of their lives.
Save money. Eat healthier. Pack a lunch bag.
When it comes to Amway there’s no such thing as a free lunch.
Amway is a business for losers, because Amway IBOs are constantly claiming "business losses" on their tax returns. And saving the restaurant receipts for small lunches, so that you can "claim" them on your return, is so pathetically cheap and petty that it confirms the world's opinion of Amway as a collection of small-minded little nickel-grubbers.
ReplyDeleteThat's true Anonymous. A business loss is not something most people want to claim on their taxes. Business owners want to be profitable! But it you're an Amway loser - then that's what you do. That's how it's taught at ScAmway meetings that the way to make money is through a tax refund by claiming all Amway expenses against your regular income. But Uncle Sam disagrees with this technique that Amway cult leaders teach. Yup Amway Ambots are a bunch of small minded little nickel-grubbers. The lowest of the low.
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