Ever since this blog began we
get Amway ambots leaving comments bragging about Amway’s “stellar” rating with
the Better Business Bureau. How much the BBB loves Amway so much and gives them
AAAAA or 5* rating or whatever lie they heard from the assholes in their Amway
upline that they feel the need to show up here to repeat.
There was something in Amway’s terms of conduct for IBO’s that they weren’t
allowed to mention any (imagined) rating that Amway has or doesn’t have with
the BBB. Grounds for dismissal. Yup where else can you get fired from your “own
business”. Seeing as how all Amway ambots gloat about Amway’s through the roof
rating with the BBB, Amway would have to fire their entire sales force! And
then who would be left to sell their overpriced shitty products! Even though it’s
a violation for Amway IBO’s to brag about the love affair the BBB has with
Amway, these little bastards come out in droves to brag about it anyway. Its
like they’re saying to their boss FUCK YOU!!!!
Yeah! Doesn’t that feel good?!!! FUCK YOU AMWAY!!!!!!
Amway ambots crow about how Amway is accredited with the BBB and has the
highest rating that they can go but the BBB LOVES Amway so much they’d invent
different ratings so Amway would be stars and moon over the rest of the world
when it comes to BBB rating. You know all that gushy bullshit they hear from
the assholes in their Amway upline and have to duplicate it.
How easy is it to get accredited with the BBB? EASY! Fill out the application
form, throw down your money and DONE! I’m not sure how much it costs, a few
hundred bucks, closer to a thousand bucks maybe. We looked into it a long time
ago but decided it was a waste of money. So far no one has complained about us.
It doesn’t matter if you’re accredited with the BBB or not if they send you a
complaint letter. You can either respond to it or ignore it, and depending on
which way you go you get a BBB rating.
Some of the things a company supposedly adheres to when they slap down their
cash to become BBB accredited and get a logo to display on their business or
website: be responsible, honor promises, tell the truth, advertise honesty,
etc. So if they’ll let Amway in when we all know Amway is the exact opposite of
the BBB commitment, then they’ll let anyone in so getting affiliated or graded
by BBB really isn’t a big deal. It seems any clown with extra cash can get
accredited with the BBB.
So what’s it all about? The BBB helps customers resolve complaints with
companies they’re dealing with. A customer fills out a complaint. The BBB sends
a letter to the company and gives them a deadline to respond. A couple of
weeks? A month? Not sure but they wouldn’t give them like a year to respond.
The company responds to the BBB within the time limit. That’s how the company
gets their BBB rating. Most companies could get AAAAA+++++ rating just by
responding within the BBB time limit.
The company does not have to resolve the complaint to the customer’s
satisfaction.
All they have to do is respond to the BBB before the time limit to get/maintain
their rating.
Who else thinks Amway has a small army whose only job is to respond to BBB
complaints before their time limit is up?
Who else thinks Amway ambots are a bunch of dumb shits for bragging that the
BBB loves Amway more than any other company in the world and no other company
has such a high rating as Amway – according to ambots?
Not every company that is accredited with the BBB needs to go around bragging
about it because why they fuck would they? It just means they paid some money
to join and get a logo to put on their door or website.
More interesting is why Amway ambots give the big old FUCK YOU to Amway by
violating Amway’s IBO agreement when they brag about Amway’s association with
the BBB.
Like Amway gives a fuck anyway.
I remember how those Amway freaks would go on and on about the BBB rating, as if it were an admission ticket to Paradise. But this only shows how truly stupid Ambots are, since the BBB rating for any business is a pure joke, and about as satisfying as a limp dick in a loose cunt.
ReplyDeleteAmway IBOs tend to be silly and uninformed. They are dazzled by fake things like hyped-up functions, xeroxes of bonus checks, crap written in books by Kiyosaki and other fraudsters, and photos of jets and mansions in a slide-show by Diamonds.
So quite naturally when they hear about the meaningless BBB rating, they freak out and start parroting its importance and significance to anyone who's listening. What assholes they are!
LOL Anonymous! Admission to paradise! BBB aside - isn't that what all Amway cult leaders promise their followers? All cults have to offer something to appeal to their flock and it's usually some kind of paradise. For Amway the Cult of Greed - the promise of paradise is untold riches. Bazillions of dollars in residual income rolling in every month after 2 to 5 years.
DeleteBut yeah Amway losers love to violate Amway's policies and that includes bragging about an imaginary relationship that Amway has with the BBB. But yeah it is pretty meaningless. The BBB is a 3rd party mediator and they don't have to rule on the side of the consumer who filed the complaint. They just try to help them get a response from the company who are probably ignoring their pissed off customer.
Yup one of the major criteria to be in Amway is you have to be an asshole.