Wednesday, September 17, 2025

Amway Losers Always Be Closing

This movie isn’t about Amway but watch Alec Baldwin give an impressive speech as if he was an abusive Amway cult leader.

Amway Ambots must always be thinking about sealing the deal. Finding a new sucker to sign up to ScAmway.

The man who has the last word sums up thing perfectly about treating people like that. Amway cult leaders abuse the ambots in their downline and they just take it.

I speak up for all of you who can’t tell the fucking assholes in the Amway upline to fuck off.

FUCK OFF Amway motherfuckers!

 

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  1. It's practically impossible for IBOs in North America to "close the deal" on recruitment anymore.

    There is just too much on-line publicity and information about the Amway racket, and about the evils of all MLM schemes.

    The days of accosting strangers at Barnes and Noble, or calling up you distant cousin, or drawing little circles on napkins in Starbucks, are over. And on-line recruitment doesn't work either, because if your prospects all have computers and internet, they also have access to reams of solid critiques of the Amway absurdity.

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    1. Anonymous - that's why at every Amway cult meeting the leader tells the audience not to look up Amway on the Internet. LOL! They don't want any recruits to read about how Amway is a pyramid scheme and the obnoxious behavior of Ambots and upline abuse. Someone left a comment that he'd been prospected and was sitting in an Amway meeting at that very minute and the cult leader specifically told the audience not to look at Marriedtoanambot so of course he looked it up and began reading. And thanked us for steering him clear of ScAmway! Yeah telling someone not to do something is almost like an engraved invitation to do that. A legitimate company has no problem with potential clients looking them up online and doing their research. A pyramid scheme or any scam outfit goes into panic mode if someone checks them out. We used to get tons of Amway losers showing up here screeching at us to do our research. Something that is forbidden to do by Amway cult leaders. Like our personal real life experiences with using Amway products and getting abused by fucking assholes in the Amway upline doesn't count as research. At least not to brainwashed Amway losers.

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    2. The Amway assholes don't really show up here much anymore, do they? I think they still come here and lurk, but they are afraid of posting anything. They know that they'll get their asses flamed if they try to argue with us.

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    3. Anonymous - you can bet Amway put the screws to all their cult sects and said control the vicious evil motherfuckers in your downline who are going all over the Internet making assholes out of themselves and assholes out of Amway. I haven't seen what Amway's current code of conduct or IBO agreement looks like but there used to be a section saying not to get involved in arguments with people who have opposing viewpoints when it comes to Amway. But who knows. If Amway fired every IBO who broke one of the terms in their code of conduct they'd have nobody left.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. There's over 1000 spam comments left here each month. We don't check them. We just delete them. If your comment landed in spam - sucks to be you!