WWDB Amway Family Reunion July 2011

I figure brainwashed Amway cult followers are going to start looking for information on Family Reunion very soon so I thought I’d better get my blog as close to the top of Google searches as I can!

Calling the Amway WWDB function “family reunion” is very cultish. Its how the Amway cult leaders brainwash the followers into believing that their Amway family is their real family now. Many people join cults because they don’t have a good family and they’re desperate to join a family that will welcome them with open arms. Cults prey on these people. They prey on those who have good relationships with their family too. They're an equal opportunity cult! The Amway cult works hard at separating their followers from family members who are negative to “the business”. Separate and divide. We’re your new family now. And we’re throwing a big family reunion. You must attend. You will be love bombed all weekend. You won’t believe the love you’ll get from your new Amway family. This is how you show your loyalty to your cult leaders. Family reunion is for serious business builders. If you don’t come to Family Reunion we’ll know you’re not a serious business builder and we won’t work with you.

And the bullshit goes on. All good little brainwashed IBO’s must attend Family Reunion.

I snuck into the World Wide Dream Builders site - thanks to Former Lemming who alerted us to the guest passwords. I’m surprised they haven’t changed that log in information to keep us rebels out of there!

Here is what I see:

BELIEVE

Yes in big capital letters. They are SCREAMING at us! So what the fuck we’re supposed to believe?

Apparently if you believe your business will flourish and grow - it will.

Well holy shit! That was the secret all along. All you have to do is BELIEVE. None of this stalking recruits or selling overpriced Amway shit. All you gotta do is BELIEVE!

Nothing else!

OK I don’t want to get accused of infringing copyright laws by copying and pasting so I’ll try to paraphrase the bullshit from the WWDB web page. If you attend Family Reunion you will be inspired to BELIEVE you can build an Amway business. You will be motivated to use your talents to help others BELIEVE.

Sounds like a bunch of brainwashed bullshit to me. But this Family Reunion claims to offer something that has never been heard of before at any prior Family Reunion. Apparently there will be sales, product, and technology training.

Ha! Unlikely! Family Reunion consists of an endless march of Ken and Barbies strutting across the stage in evening gowns and tuxedos bragging about their wealth.

Puryear Family Reunion is July 8 to 10 2011.

Oh and here’s a real goodie for you smartphone users out there. WWDB will be introducing a new app! Guess what? It has invaluable features you won’t find anywhere else! I sure as hell hope not!!!! Ha ha!!!

And where will this convention of brainwashed ambots be held? At the Qwest Arena and Boise Center in Boise, Idaho!

I can not find out how much it costs. Try to click on those links and it says you need WWDB membership in order to view it. I looked at my old expenses and I put in $485 for Family Reunion tickets so that would be 2 tickets. I have $850 for other costs for this bullshit event - hotel, food, travel. So ballpark it around $1500 for a couple. The sky is the limit depending on air travel and hotel and food costs.

Boise, Idaho? Are they kidding me? No offense to any Idahoans out there but its not exactly the convention capital of the USA. There must be an airport but I don’t think of it as a major airport hub. Doesn't even look like a clear trip on a highway from other major cities. Must suck to get there from other parts of the US. Probably have to change planes 2 or 3 times to get to Boise. That has really got to suck if you live on the east coast!

But the ambots will come in droves, whipped on by their cult leaders.

WWDB Amway Family Reunion sucks!

Amway app

Someone did a search for an Amway app and ended up at my blog.

My first thought was you have to be kidding me and then I headed to the iTunes store to see if such a monster really exists.

Yup it does.

Type Amway in the search box and it brings up a few hits for Amway apps - some free, some paid, some may have nothing to do with Amway. There are also some Amway podcasts to subscribe to. I have no idea if they’re free or paid.

The top hit Amway app looks like it is probably sanctioned by Amway because the seller is listed as Alticor. Interesting that a seller is listed when its supposedly a free app. We all know by now when it comes to Amway NOTHING is free.

There are 2 reviews. I love the one who said he downloaded the app for his iPad but every time he tries it the app just closes. Now that can’t be a bad thing!

Its an omen man! Get out of Amway!!!!

So this post really serves no purpose other than to misdirect IBO’s who are looking for info on the Amway app. If I had an iPhone I’d find better things to do with it than be tormented with an Amway app.