My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Pretend Business Owners
14 comments:
Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
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3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
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If you knew you should have done those things, why didn't you, even if the upline didn't mention it?
ReplyDeleteEver hear this one?
ReplyDelete"Never question upline."
Who are we to question upline? We are there to learn from their vast experience at being business owners. How else are we going to succeed if we don't do what they say and duplicate them?
Oh wait, I got that wrong. We are there to be brainwashed even if our common sense tells us this can't possibly be right.
My upline was a young punk construction labourer who dropped out of university. I was told to always counsel with this broke moron. Im lucky at that time i had no money for tools or this business cause of my student loan etc.
ReplyDeleteEver hear this one?
ReplyDelete"Never question upline."
Nowhere except on critics websites. In our organisations we're encouraged to ask as many questions of our upline as we want.
As for your 4 points, I own and have owned and operated number of enterprises, ranging from sole traders to Corporations and LLCs. Sole traders are not required to register a business name and in most jurisdictions are not required to obtain a business licence until their income reaches a certain threshold. Despite your claim it's not covered, the potential need for a licence and how to obtain one is covered in the section "Managing your business" of the Amway Business Reference Guide. Just to make it easier for you the relevant section is headed "Business Licences" on page C-2. Page C-3 has "Business and Family Insurance" and describes the insurance coverage you get as part of the IBOAI membership. It also provides contact details for obtaining further insurance if desired.
So, of your 4 points, one, two, and three are unnecessary for most IBOs, and explained in the Amway manual, and four is also covered.
I would think an experienced business owner like you would know how important it is to read the information provided by your business partners, with whom you signed a contract.
Now what does a tinscam piece of scambotwaste know about REAL business? Nothing of course, just untwist those scambolts of yours and go on sputtering that dated Scamshit-programmed dialogue Quixcum! What a loaded memory-card you must have scambot, sure hope you don’t try to upgrade on your own amshit.
DeleteI heard it many times, but you didn't have to question upline, you could have just gone and done the things you listed, based on your experience.
ReplyDeleteMaybe that's before a person getting into the business. After you get in the business ...it's entirely different. We're told to buy cds,attend functions,voicemail etc without questioning. We're all told to do this with blind faith...even if it means racking up the credit cards. The worst is if u question things you'd get some sleezeball diamond who acts just like ibofb when answering the questions.
ReplyDeleteIBOFB said...
Nowhere except on critics websites. In our organisations we're encouraged to ask as many questions of our upline as we want.
And with all IBOFB's (David Steadson) real business savy, he still isn't comfortable sharing his level achieved after many years of involvement.
ReplyDeleteAnd he also finds time to become somewhat of an expert on small business ownership in the US, despite not actually having one there, nor any experience building Amway in North America.
I also heard the "Never question upline". I think that exact phrase has been ferreted out, but there's other ways of saying it without saying it. Ever hear,
Tools are optional but so it success.
If you know how to do this better than Greg Duncan, then go ahead. We'll be here when you come back to get you on the right course...
And stuff like that.
Good ol' Steadson! Always there to try and save Amway. One wonders when Amway will provide him with the walkaway income that so many of its leaders promise?
Anna,
ReplyDeleteI still don't understand why you, with your business experience, decided against implementing the list of things you listed. I've read what colin and rocket have said hundreds, perhaps thousands of times. What's YOUR response?
Tex, like I said we were pretend business owners. Pretend business owners don't need to take the steps a real business owner does. Even IBOFB agrees that when it comes to Amway the points I mentioned in starting up a new business are not necessary. That's because Amway IBO's are actually commissioned salespeople, not real business owners, thereby they don't need to set themselves up as real business owners. Same with any game of pretend. I can pretend that I've climbed Mount Everest but I didn't actually take any steps that a real climber would do to accomplish doing this. Reading something hundreds or thousands of times? I'm sure you're just pretending that you read it that many times.
ReplyDeleteAnna,
ReplyDeleteIn other words, you simply didn't apply what you already applied to other businesses, for no particular reason.
I agree with ibofb, that the points you mentioned are not necessary, that's part of the attraction of Amway, you don't have to do those things.
Not doing those things doesn't make Amway "commissioned salespeople, not real business owners," it merely means they don't have to take the steps you listed.
If you knew my background with blogging, then yes, I meant the hundreds, perhaps thousands of times LITERALLY, not pretend. Just like I'm not pretending to counter sue Amway for FRAUD, I'm LITERALLY doing it: http://texsquixtarblog.blogspot.com/2010/10/amway-sued-for-fraud.html
yeah amway has liability insurance you can buy but if i remember right it does not protect you when amway sues you or high level distributors sue YOU
ReplyDeletei dont remember the details but if you go amquix you can find the whoel story
I also heard the don't question upline from WWDB leaders.
ReplyDeleteAs for IBOFB, he "claims" to have built a decent business that made him some money, but for whatever reason, he gave away his precious business to his ex wife in a divorce. Since then he admits that he really hasn't been active as a business builder. In fact, I believe he spends more time defending Amway than building it. The only confirmed level that IBOFB has achieved as far as I know, is 3% or the 100 PV level.
Anon, that's product liability insurance, and it comes at no extra cost. The "suing" is required to be done within Amway's thoroughly "unconscionable" arbitration process.
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