Thursday, November 4, 2010

Be Your Own Best Customer

The upline would tell the IBO’s when purchasing Amway products to be your own best customer. Why would you go out and support other stores when you can be buying from your own store?

Let’s see. Price? Quality?

When did we ever buy energy drinks before getting involved in Amway? Never. When did we buy food bars and protein bars and all those other nasty tasting Amway bars? Rarely. I buy granola bars a couple of times a year but its not a regular purchase. When did I ever buy vitamins before Amway? Never.

So now I have to buy all these things from “our” (pretend) store that I never bought before. So we can save money?

Are you kidding me????

I can save even more money by not buying stuff I never bought before anyway.

Ambot would be outraged if I went to the drug store to buy toothpaste. “How come you won’t buy from our store and support our business?” He’d ask. Oh, a couple of reasons. First off we’re a bunch of fucking idiots for having the items in our store too high priced to get any real customers. Oh, I guess its not really “our” store otherwise we can put a price tag of our choosing on the product. Second that nasty Glisten toothpaste makes me gag when I brush my teeth. I had a similar problem with a fluoride toothpaste we used when I was 10 years old. I prefer not to puke when I’m brushing my teeth thanks just the same!


  1. I always baught health food products but never from a mlm company. My ex upline would come over to my place and find 100-150 of health food products/vitamins purchased from where i worked at the time at true wholesale prices. My upline gave me a couple hour lecture on basically it's ok to spend more money buying from your bogus amway business than to get a good deal on decent products from a competitor.
    Early on i felt the same way it's impossible to find a sucker to buy amway products. Only people who baught a few items from amway where a few relatives cause i think they felt sorry for me and see that im busting my butt to make a sale(Not cause the products where good or from decent pricing). First time i tried their bar soap ...i thought wtf is this thing so rough on my skin. Same thing with the stinkin shampoo which i wouldnt even use on my dishes. With amway nobody is selling anything which i heard is a illegal pyramid. Amway reminds me of another mlm monavie which nobody sells anything

  2. Ah yes, I remember the days when the upline would sneak through the house and lecture us on the things we currently had that were just like what Amway sold and that we should be buying the Amway stuff. Tough sell on me when I like to get a good product for a good price, especially if its on sale I'll stock up.


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