Thursday, December 2, 2010

We Are Robots: Bizbot (HD)

I found this on Youtube and although its been around for awhile I thought I'd share it even though some of you may have already seen it before. Love the sniping prospects. Everything in here is so true of Amway. Notice the robot is half a body with a flame beneath him. In the WWDB business plan they use half bodies and have a little cloud beneath them. I think this robot's flame is part of the Amway chant "Fired up!".

Invest your money with this Robot entrepreneur and watch it multiply... by zero.

It's not a pyramid scam. It's a pyramid money making system. Sign up with Bizbot's organization and everyday will feel like a rock concert on the moon. Bizbot may not be able to make you a billionaire overnight, but he seems to think he has the secret to success... if he can just get people to come to his meetings. He doesn't work in an office. He's out in the field, turning any setting into an opportunity for growth. Whether he's giving a motivational lecture to a captive audience in line at the bank, or turning your romantic dinner for two into a power lunch by inviting himself to join you, he is ready to achieve success by any means necessary. He's like Tony Robbins, Oprah Winfrey and Sean Diddy Combs all rolled into one. So put on the monkey suit, bet the bluetooth in your ear, drench yourself in cologne or perfume and get ready to be inspired. Don't be the last one to show up on this bus to cash town.


  1. That was good for a few laughs!

  2. Yeah I was laughing too when I watched it. Pretty much summed up our Amway experience.

  3. Funny shit someone should show this to ibofb.

  4. He might eventually show up here and if he wants a good laugh he'll play the video. IBOFB is kept busy enough on other websites and blogs defending Amway. My blog specializes in cursing out my former upline which I don't think is of much interest to him except unless it gets sidetracked to Amway products I don't like.

  5. I like this video from the believe movie. Havent seen the entire movie but this clip is funny.

  6. I haven't seen the movie either but I've seen all the clips from their website awhile ago. Sounds like it would be a movie worth watching.

  7. The movie is hilarious. I saw it in the movie theatres when it was being promoted originally. Buy it on ebay for next to nothing:


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