Sunday, February 20, 2011
How to Listen to Amway Tapes
OK. Who would do a search titled “how to listen to Amway tapes”?
Umm. You put the tape into a cassette player, push the play button, and listen to it?
Years ago I worked for a company that was located in a 5 story building. A couple of other companies had offices in the our building. I was down on the main floor bringing some work to the receptionist and probably chatting for a few minutes. A couple walked across the lobby and got into the elevator. The man - in his 20’s - held the door open, poked his head out, and called over:
“Which button do I press for the third floor?”
“Three?” The receptionist suggests in the tone she uses when dealing with idiots.
The elevator door closes and we break down laughing.
OK well maybe you had to be there....
Perhaps this poor lost IBO has already asked his upline that question and didn’t get a satisfactory answer so he now takes to the Internet in his quest to find that information and ends up at my post about Amway CD’s and tapes.
“How to listen to Amway tapes?”
Hmm, maybe you should be drunk first? Turn the volume way down so you don't piss off anyone else within earshot. Do whatever it takes not to get brainwashed by that shit. A better plan would be to burn them.
I wonder if IBOFB is reading this post. He’ll be shitting his pants demanding who has got their hands on Amway tapes because he claims they went out with the last century.