Thursday, October 27, 2011

How To Get Rid of An Amway Salesman

One of these things you find online and it makes you laugh. Forget the guy coming to the door. This is what I want to do to our upline!

Ah sweet revenge! This will keep you laughing and hitting the replay button over and over!

10 comments:

  1. Person in the video sorta looks like IBOFB :)

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  2. Ha ha! Good one Colin. Now the rest of us watching can put a name to that guy at the door and laugh even more!

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  3. Anna What a great blog! I stumbled across it while trying to find out if someone who told me he is a business owner is really involved in business at all when in fact he is just an Amway salesman/recruiter. I told him he is using someone else's business, someone else's name, someone elses product, following someone else's rules, making someone else money, but calling it his own, and this deception led to this search to see if he even has a business license.. I will bookmark your blog and read it regularly!

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  4. Thank you for dropping by Anonymous! My blog is where you'll find out the truth about common lies in the Amway business and how the upline abuses their downline IBO's. As for a business license I wrote a post about that a few months ago. Our Emerald started referring to the Amway registration fee as the Amway business license which led to some audience questions about if the registration fee included licensing with your city laws. About the only good business advice I heard the Emerald tell was to check with your city to find out if you needed a sales license to operate your Amway business in your town. Amway business owners are really just commissioned salespeople but the twist is that they have to spend a whole lot more money than they'll ever earn from Amway. You're right its not your own business if you're selling someone else's products and following their rules, etc. Amway can also terminate you at any time for whatever reason. Real business owners don't have to deal with these things.

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  5. Anna Bannana,

    How does one get rid of an ex-girlfriends boyfriend who works for amway? Do you think we can talk?

    Respectfully,

    J.B.
    jbarniker2002@gmail.com

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    1. J.B. - Amway salespeople are like cockroaches. You can't kill them with a rock! You can be mean to them and they'll still stand there smiling stupidly at you and try to convince you of the error of your ways for not seeing the great value in their products or their business opportunity.

      The only way to get rid of them and you have to be able to keep a straight face is to tell them you want to produce and star in gay porno movies and you nearly have enough money saved up to start up your company. Ask the Amway salesperson if they would like to invest in your production company and would they like a part in your movie.

      Amway ambots are huge prudes and homophobes. That'll probably get rid of them if cursing them out didn't already work!

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  6. Hahaha! this is the funniest thing I have seen all morning. And trust me, this is apt to. Exactly what they deserve. Can't stop laughing and can totally imagine myself kicking'em in the face!

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    1. LOL! Glad you enjoyed it and it made your morning. Love the way you think! LOL!

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    2. It's a new found hatred.. After being haunted by one of these ambots (by the way love the name you've given to each one of them!).. He tried his level best, guess put all his training into convincing my husband to become one too. We managed to save ourselves the pain. But somehow, in the hindsight, I think, should have used one of your ideas of ruining their 8 pm meetings.. Maybe I should go to one and do it *evil grin :D

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    3. Hi Prerna. Wish I could take credit for coining the Ambot word but it had been around before this blog started. I thought it was perfect. Perfect description of people in the Amway cult. Yup the only reason to go to an Amway meeting is to disrupt it!

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If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
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