Not Living the Amway Nightmare

I am one of the lucky ones who got away from the evil clutches of the Amway cult. Though these evil bastards had their clutches into Ambot and never me I suffered greatly through financial and emotional distress that those Amway assholes brought into our lives.

However I lived to tell about it and here we are at my blog. Getting the story of how I suffered at the hands of those evil Amway IBO’s helps others who are struggling within the evil grip of this cult.

One of the things I always heard at Amway meetings from one of the cult leaders was that they wake up and get out of bed when they’re done sleeping and wouldn’t the rest of us like to do that too.

Some of us already do that and have been doing that for many years. I wake up when I’m done sleeping. I’m usually done before 8am! I’ve got things to do and I need to haul my ass out of bed and get going.

I often heard Amway cult leaders talk about their last day at a regular job and how they busted their alarm clock. I bet soon enough they’ll regret that childish little move!

Just because I’m used to waking up whenever doesn’t mean I never set my alarm clock. I frequently get called upon to drive people to the airport. Oh yeah lets call Anna for a ride she doesn’t have anything better to be doing anyway. And what’s with everybody I know who seem to book flights for 7 or 8 in the morning????  That means hauling my sorry ass out of bed around 5am and I definitely have to set the old alarm clock for that one!

This weekend is Free Enterprise Days in Denver Colorado. There’s another FED in Portland Oregon early November. These two cities are a pain in the ass to access from eastern and southern parts of the US. I’m not talking about flying in because I think both these cities have decent airports and Denver is a major airline hub but anyone taking flights in is probably going to be frantically searching for an alarm clock to make sure they get out of bed in time to make their flight. I would say IBO’s in states adjacent to Colorado can drive there. Maybe. A friend of mine in Colorado said they already had snow a couple of weeks ago. So maybe a day’s drive to get to Denver. Maybe two days if you live a little further out. I’d think if it was a 2 day drive by the time you add up the cost of gas, wear and tear on the car, one night at a hotel on the road, and meals it would probably be cheaper to fly in.

My point is that those poor cult followers going to Denver are likely having to set their alarm both while on the road and while in their Denver hotel to make sure they wake up in time to get to the cult meetings.

So why all this interest in alarm clocks and waking up? Yup you guessed it. Keeping up with my usual wake up when I’m done sleeping today I slept in and I missed a couple of things I wanted to do!

Ambot’s advice? Tomorrow I should set my alarm clock!