My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Friday, December 30, 2011
Best Paying Jobs for Women? Not Amway!
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"I concluded many years ago that Amway will never ever be one of the best paying jobs for women. (Or men!)"
ReplyDeleteI could not have said it better myself!
Thanks ExAmbot! Sometimes I do come up with these little gems!
ReplyDeleteAmway doesn't discriminate. They pay everyone peanuts (or nothing) LOL
ReplyDeleteHa ha Joecool! That should be Amway's slogan!
ReplyDeleteJoecool is quite accurate. That was so LOL! Yes it should!
ReplyDeleteNow ExAmbot you are going to get IBOFB confused. Joecool and I are one and the same and fake out others by pretending to be 2 different people having a conversation!
ReplyDeleteAnna, if you and Joecool are the same person, then you had no better training than Amway for learning to speak out of both sides of your mouth ;)
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year! ~Chelsea
Ha ha! Chelsea, so true! Happy New Year to you too!
ReplyDeleteThanks very much for this great article;this is the stuff that keeps me going through out these day. fun jobs
ReplyDeleteYou just didn't do the work. Classic 95%er mentality.
ReplyDeleteHi Anonymous from San Diego. Why are you looking at this old post. We've re-run it at east a couple of times in the past 8 years. Why would you say we didn't do the work? Define what you mean by that and I'll know whether or not I meet your high expectations.
DeleteClassic dumb fuck Amway asshole mentality.
To Anonymous at 12:50 PM --
ReplyDeleteNinety-five percent of your fucking brain doesn't work.
If you disagree with what Anna has posted, why not tell us what's incorrect about it? Or are you just too stupid to make a coherent argument?
This jerk from San Diego comes to view an eight-year-old thread. He's obviously in Amway, but won't admit to it. Then all he can do is leave a snotty comment.
Anonymous - these brainwashed Amway losers show up on old threads, spout off a bunch of bullshit that hundreds of other Ambots before them have left here and think they're so clever defending the Amway cult. Yeah what's incorrect with the Forbes article portion that was quoted with women in low satisfaction jobs? Similar low satisfaction jobs are where the bulk of Amway Ambots are employed.
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