Fuck You IBO!

It finally happened! Someone did a Google search for “fuck you IBO” and found my blog! You guessed it. Number 1 on the search engine!

Yes this is definitely the place to be if you want to tell any IBO you’ve ever met: “Fuck you!” Or live vicariously through me saying it.

Depending on your perspective there are different types of IBO’s to say fuck you to:

1. from the point of view of someone who is not associated with Amway and does not want to be associated with Amway and does not want to be hounded by Amway IBO’s

2. from the point of view of someone who has a spouse, family member, or good friend who is an Amway IBO

3. from the point of view of a former IBO who has found out the truth about Amway and the tool scam

So rather than say fuck you over and over in each sentence I’ll just say it once at the top of the list.

FUCK YOU IBO:

1.      for saying where else can you start up your own business for only $150 but neglecting to mention all the other costs once you’ve paid your start up fee

2.     for saying people who have nothing good to say about Amway are only trying to steal your dream

3.     for saying people who don’t support your Amway business don’t want you to succeed

4.     for saying “don’t say negative!”

5.     for saying buy from your own store

6.     for trying to break up marriages

7.     for saying the more meetings and functions you attend the more successful you will be

8.     for saying “You can’t quit now because you haven’t been in it long enough to succeed” no matter how many years you’ve been in Amway

9.     for hounding me to buy your shitty overpriced products

10. for lying about how the upline does not profit from the sale of Amway tools

11.   for lying about how you’ll only spend 10 to 15 hours a week in this business

12. for criticizing people who have J.O.B.s

13.  for saying you’ll always be broke as long as you’re working for someone else

14. for saying you must be on DITTO

15.  for saying you must be CORE

16. for being disrespectful

17.  for bringing misery to people’s lives

18. for saying you must always listen to tapes (oops I fucked up by saying TAPES!!! IBOFB will be in to leave a comment that tapes haven’t been sold since he was shitting his diapers and CD’s have been sold for the past few decades)

19. for forcing us to buy tools by saying you won’t work with us if we don’t buy them (even though the Amway literature says buying tools from your LOS is optional and your upline can’t refuse to mentor you and assist you to build a business if you don’t buy them)

20.for wanting your errands done for free

21. for saying attend all functions no matter what else is going on in your life

22. for not getting off my ass about recruiting me as an IBO

23.for getting bitchy if we question anything

24. for brainwashing us

25.for lying about how everyone in the upline is very successful

26. for telling us an Amway business is a great tax shelter and everything is tax deductible

27.for not taking “NO” for an answer

28.for telling us to sign up our dog and cat as downline IBOs

29. for not minding your own fucking business

30.for lying about being debt free

31.  for being bullies

32.for telling us to charge Amway products and functions onto our credit cards

33. for lying about Amway owning the Amway Arena in Orlando Florida

34.for lying about the health benefits of Perfect Water

35. for blaming people who don’t succeed in their Amway business as being lazy

36.for blaming people who don’t succeed in their Amway business as not trying hard enough

37. for underestimating the power of the Internet

38.for telling us to wear business attire to all meetings

39.for lying about how Artistry is one of the top 5 best selling cosmetics in the world

40. for telling us not to have any competitor’s products in the house if Amway sells a similar product

41. for telling us to lie to prospects so they don’t know they’re coming to an Amway meeting

42. for telling us to do what our upline tells us to do because they’re the only ones with a sincere interest in us

43.for lying about how you’ll be our best friends forever

44.for saying duplicate your upline

45.for telling us that self consumption is essential to our success in the Amway business

46.for forcing your personal beliefs upon us

47.for saying that people who refuse to be part of the Amway business are losers

48.for saying don’t do anything and don’t buy anything without first counselling with your upline

49.for telling us not to socialize with friends and family who are not in the Amway business

50.for saying “always edify your upline”

51.  for being annoying as hell

52.for lying about how you’ll buy back books and tapes (ah shit I meant CDs) if we decide not to build an Amway business

53. for lying about how we’ll collect residual income for the rest of our lives

54.for telling us to cancel our plans if you want to schedule a last minute business meeting

55. for saying “if the dream is big enough then the facts don’t count”

56.for berating us if we didn’t bring any prospects to an Amway meeting

57. for giving us “lines” to use to trick people into attending an Amway meeting

58.for holding late night meetings

59.for causing financial losses

60. for causing emotional distress

61. for scolding us if we miss a meeting

62.for being the biggest bunch of liars I’ve ever met

63.for being the greediest assholes I’ve ever met

64. for being the biggest troublemaking bastards I’ve ever met

OK I think I’ve said enough fuck you’s for now. If I keep thinking about it the list will keep growing and I have to stop this post sometime! Feel free to load up the comments with the many ways you want to say FUCK YOU IBO

Do You Agree?

When I attended Amway meetings our sack of shit Platinum used to play this dumb ass game that I call “do you agree”.

Its all part of the subtle brainwashing techniques that are used in the Amway cult.

He’d start off by saying things to get the group to agree with him, things that would be hard to disagree with like does everyone agree that there is a painting on the wall of a lighthouse. Does everyone agree that Washington DC is our nations capital. That sort of thing.

Now that the Platinum has the group agreeing as one on what he is saying is true he moves on to other points that people may or may not agree with but due to peer pressure and the cult setting you don’t dare disagree with what everyone else in the room is nodding their heads to.

Does everyone agree that its stupid to have a job where you make the boss rich.

Does everyone wish that their boss paid them more money.

Does everyone wish their boss gives them more time off work and still pays them.

Does everyone agree that its better to be a business owner than an employee.

Does everyone agree that if you own your own shop that its smarter to do all your shopping from your own store instead of shopping at someone else’s store and making that other business owner richer.

I can argue all those points though I’d probably look like a moron if I argued that the lighthouse painting looks more to me like a bunch of dogs playing poker or that New York City is the capital.

Is it stupid to have a job? No not when theres bills to be paid. Who says the boss is getting rich. Maybe he’s just covering all his business and personal expenses and has nothing left over for retirement savings. Not all businesses are high earners and make the owner rich. The real point here is that the Platinum is putting the seed into the Amway cult followers head that having a job is stupid.

As for more money and time off work we’d all like that. Most people think they’re worth more than what they’re being paid. Many times business owners don’t take time off work for vacations especially if they’re a one man show. Didn’t think of that did you you sack of shit Platinum! Those questions don’t do much other than get the Amway cult follower to start disliking their job and their boss because they don’t get enough salary and vacation.

Does everyone want to be a business owner instead of an employee? Not necessarily. Not everyone has the finances, brain power, leadership, drive, interest, physical or mental ability to be a business owner. Not everyones got what it takes. Doesn’t mean they’re any less of a human being. Though that’s how the Amway cult leaders want to make their ambots feel that they’re low life bastards if they’re employees instead of business owners.

As for buying from your own shop, if your prices are too high then you’d be a fucking moron to buy from your own shop if you can get better quality and better prices from a competitor. The sack of shit Platinum wants the ambots to understand that they better do all their own shopping from Amway. They better not sneak off to the drugstore and buy toothpaste.

If you’re a brainwashed ambot and agree with the sack of shit Platinum on simple points that just makes it easier for him when the more intense brainwashing into the Amway cult gets underway.

Can Cancer Be Cured By Amway Products?

Oh shit. I get a searcher finding their way to my blog after Googling “can cancer be cured by Amway products”.

This is all part of the Amway bullshit propaganda machine that works full force to scam people out of their money and give them false hope.

I do not have evidence that anyone from Amway’s head office is making outrageous claims that their products cure cancer. I don’t know one way or the other. I swing towards not because otherwise they’d be slapped with lawsuits from the FDA and victims of false advertising that their products can cure cancer. I vaguely recall some half-assed memo from Amway head office requesting IBO’s do not make false claims about their products. Like that is really going to stop a money obsessed ambot because head office doesn’t take any action against their lying scamming IBO ambots. Can you imagine if they did! Their entire commissioned sales force also known as customers who shop from their own store would be GONE! So would all the company profits because less than 5% of Amway products are sold to customers who are not IBO’s.

The Amway propaganda machine are the Amway cult leaders and their followers who spout off lies and bullshit.

Amway ambots have no conscience or morals. They will scam and lie to anyone to make a buck to try to recover some of the tons of money they’ve thrown at the Amway pyramid scheme.

Of course an Amway ambot is going to lie and tell a potential customer that cancer can be cured with Amway products so they can make money. Lying little bastards that Amway assholes are!

Amway is all about selling the hope.

People who have incurable diseases or even diseases that aren’t life threatening but are painful or progress downhill are looking for hope. Any miracle cure. Amway assholes with their snake oil products are there to scam patients out of their money and lie to them about how they’ll be feeling better soon.  

When we were in Amway I observed all the lying ambots around me who didn’t give a flying fuck about nothing except their own greedy pursuit to become outrageously rich and retiring before everyone else they know.

Yeah dream on Amway assholes!

And what happens when someone suffering from cancer listens to a lying Amway asshole and buys overpriced shitty Amway products that are “guaranteed” to cure their cancer and it doesn’t cure them and they complain to the rotten Amway bastard that sold them the shit? Amway is a blame the victim scam. The Amway asshole will accuse the cancer patient that they must have done something wrong. They didn’t consumer the Amway product correctly. It’s the patient’s fault for not following the instructions.

Someone with cancer needs to listen to their doctor. Maybe get a 2nd or 3rd or 4th opinion and take traditional medical treatments. Sure some cancer patients try alternative holistic cures too but they can not abandon surgery or chemotherapy or prescription drugs just because some fucking Amway asshole convinces them if they drink a case of Perfect Water a week it will flush the cancer out of their body.

Amway of course turns the other way and refuses to take responsibility for the actions of their representatives which will probably end them up on the wrong side of a lawsuit anyway because they’re responsible for the actions of their sales force.

I watched our sack of shit Platinum instruct his cult followers to lie to people to get them to buy Amway products. Always speak positively of Amway products and tell customers want they want to hear. Fill them up with lies about the high quality that Amway products are. They will cure everything that ails you!

Snake oil salespeople!

The fact that people are searching the Internet looking for proof to back up claims that Amway products cure cancer is all the proof I need that somewhere out there are IBO’s who are Amway’s representatives spreading those lies.

And that’s the bottom line. Amway IBOs are the biggest assholes around and they will lie about anything step over everyone and do whatever it takes in their greed driven frenzy to get rich in Amway.

People - if you are suffering from cancer - DO NOT take medical advice from Amway salespeople.

Waking Up When I’m Not Done Sleeping

Last night was one of those nights when I kept waking up. I couldn’t stay asleep. I finally woke up just after 6am an ungodly hour of the day for me. I’ll probably go outside and lie down on the lounge chair with a book and end up falling asleep in the sun and then I’ll really be groggy for the rest of the day!

At the many Amway meetings I attended the cult leader speaking to the group would say something to the effect of “wouldn’t it be great to wake up in the morning when you’re done sleeping”. I know I heard our sack of shit Platinum said that at every Scamway meeting that his wife gets up once she’s done sleeping. Sounds a little irresponsible when you have school age children. Their kids were teenagers - a boy and a girl - I think about 13 and 14 at the time. Does mom not want to make sure the kids are getting themselves out of bed on time, eating a decent breakfast, packing a lunch, and making sure they get out the door? Would Platinum dad be doing all this? Unlikely. That asshole is a male chauvinist pig and childcare he would put under the category of “woman’s work”. In which case his wife is very likely getting out of bed when the sack of shit shakes her awake and says “you’re done sleeping. Get up now! I want my fucking breakfast!”

The main reason the Platinum says his wife gets out of bed when she’s done sleeping is to sneer at the downline who have jobs and set their alarm clock daily and get out of bed in time to get to work.

“Wake up when you’re done sleeping” is something I have a hard time getting my head wrapped around. First off most parents who have school age children don’t laze around in bed and get up when they’re “done sleeping”. Maybe - and that’s a big maybe depending on how mature and responsible the kid is - once the kid is a junior or senior and is capable of getting themselves out of bed on time, dressed, eat breakfast and off to school. Parents who have younger children need to get them out of bed, dressed, prepare breakfast, fix a lunch bag, and walk them to school unless there are older siblings who can walk with the younger child. Its my guess that most stay at home parents wake up by at least 7am. They probably don’t go back to bed once everyone is out the door either.

Unless of course you’re a lazy ass IBO who is following the upline’s advice about not getting out of bed until you’re done sleeping.

Unlike what the Amway assholes say about wouldn’t it be nice not to have to wake up to an alarm clock every morning I very rarely set my alarm clock. If I set my alarm its because I have somewhere to be early. Alarm clock or not I’d say that I very rarely wake up when I’m “done sleeping”. Like today for example! I ain’t done sleeping yet! So I’m working on a blog post!

Just because Platinums and Diamonds praise the value of staying in bed until you’re “done sleeping” doesn’t mean its something everyone aspires to do and not something that is necessarily practical. I guess none of them ever heard of Benjamin Franklin and “early to bed early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise”.

I wouldn’t say that I necessarily go to bed early though since we’re no longer in Amway I’m able to get to bed before midnight. Does it make me healthy waking up early? When I get up I walk the dog, have something light to eat, and then I either swim or do yoga. Healthy enough I suppose. Or healthier than lying around in bed until I’m “done sleeping”.

Let’s compare that to an Amway IBO. Say the lazy bastard hauls ass out of bed around noon. They go to the kitchen to prepare a meal of an energy drink, food bar, and vitamins. Next will probably be checking email, text messages, and making lots of phone calls. Next thing its late in the afternoon and the laundry and housecleaning aren’t done. What about yard work? When was the last time the lawn was mowed or the garden weeded? Who’s got time for that? Now its time for counselling with downline because they’re starting to get off work now and then the 8pm board plan meeting and the night owl. Arrive back home around 2am and do it all over again the next day.

Lying around in bed is a waste of time to many people. I’ve always gone with the philosophy that the quicker I can get things done the quicker I can relax. Even though I can lay around in bed until noon if I wanted I don’t do it because the day is getting away from me.

Waking up when I’m done sleeping does not work for me.

Neither does waking up when I’m not done sleeping!

But I still press on.

At least I’m not an Amway asshole who lies around in bed half the day because of a feeling of entitlement because that’s what the upline tells them to aspire to - get up when they’re done sleeping.

Amway Love Bombers

I’ve talked about getting love bombed by members of the Amway cult when my Ambot was still a devoted worshipper of the great Amway gods but I’ve never devoted an entire post to it so I guess its about time!

What is love bombing? Here is a partial description from Wikipedia

Critics of cults often cite love bombing as one of the features that may identify an organization as a cult. When used by critics, the phrase is defined to mean affection that is feigned or with an ulterior motive and that is used to reduce the subject's resistance to recruitment.

The term was popularized by psychology professor Margaret Singer, who has become closely identified with the love-bombing-as-brainwashing point of view. In her 1996 book, Cults in Our Midst, she described the technique:

As soon as any interest is shown by the recruits, they may be love bombed by the recruiter or other cult members. This process of feigning friendship and interest in the recruit was originally associated with one of the early youth cults, but soon it was taken up by a number of groups as part of their program for luring people in. Love bombing is a coordinated effort, usually under the direction of leadership, that involves long-term members' flooding recruits and newer members with flattery, verbal seduction, affectionate but usually nonsexual touching, and lots of attention to their every remark.

Love bombing - or the offer of instant companionship - is a deceptive ploy accounting for many successful recruitment drives.

This description is very accurate of what goes on at Amway cult meetings.

These Amway phony ass “business owners” are brainwashed so they don’t realize they’re in a cult. How about a social club instead? A very expensive club but basically all Amway meetings are social gatherings and brainwashing sessions.

I worked for many years and have attended countless business meetings whether it was in my workplace or travelling to another person’s workplace. I have never greeted anyone or been greeted by a business professional with a hug and flattering comments. A handshake yes. Maybe a compliment if I like their dress or a painting on the wall.

When I showed up at the workplace I never once walked around the office greeting coworkers with hugs. Probably not a handshake either unless I was meeting someone for the first time. The only time I’ve seen or participated in coworker hugs has been at the office Christmas party or on someone’s last day of work with the company.

Its called being professional inside the workplace.

Real business people operating legitimate businesses don’t go overboard. Professional niceties is one thing.

Love bombing is something else. Something creepy that is. And it makes people go what the fuck is going on here. These people are unnaturally delirious about meeting everyone.

Seeing as how Amway IBO’s are fake business people the rules don’t apply because its a fake business meeting. So hug away is the WWDB Amway motto!

I mean for fuck’s sake I don’t even go around hugging friends I’ve known for years when we get together at a social gathering. Maybe. Depends on the circumstance like if its a funeral.

Amway love bombing. A common cult tactic. Creepy. Meet people for the first time and they all want to hug me? Like back off Amway assholes! I don’t want other people in my space. Especially people I don’t know well and especially people I already know and don’t like. And here its important to note that the fucking asshole that sponsored us in Amway never once tried to hug me. Bastard knew better than to fuck with me!

Walk into an Amway meeting held in someone’s house and everyone pounces on you and wants to hug you. Even if you’ve never talked to them before or only seen them occasionally. They are overly excited to see you and they want to touch you affectionately. All fakey affectionately. What’s really creepy is walking into a larger Amway greeting say an auditorium where a Diamond is going to show up to brainwash the masses. Everyone out in the lobby is hugging everyone else. Walk into the arena and the hugging is still going on like crazy. And the screaming and squealing as if they haven’t seen this person in years instead of last night at a Scamway meeting. And then the fake compliments and the fake attentiveness and the want to introduce you to everyone else they know so they can all hug you too. CREEPY!!!!

Love bombing. Instant companionship.

That’s what Amway is all about. Instant friends. And you’ll need new friends because once you’re inside the Amway cult you’re not supposed to associate with anyone who is not in Amway or not interested in joining up as an IBO or buying shitty overpriced Amway products.

Love bombing = entrance into the cult. We are all so loving and welcoming!

WE WANT YOUR MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What about the fake I love what you’re wearing? Oh this old rag? Tell me about the book you’re reading. This woman’s banging three different guys and she can tire them all out. Where’d you get those beautiful shoes? Kmart. I love what you’ve done with your hair. Well that’s what happens when you wash your hair before you go to bed and sleep on it wet.

And all the smiling and happy happy. A bunch of Chucky dolls!

Beware of someone you’ve just met who wants to hug the shit out of you and ply you with compliments and is overly attentive to you and has a fake smile pasted on their face the whole time.

Its an ambot love bomber on the loose!

Amway Product to Stop Sperm Leaking

This has got to be one of the more weirder search criteria that snagged an Amway ambot to my blog: “Amway product to stop sperm leaking”.

Oh you know women just hate that! LOL!!!

And women are probably going to find this topic a whole lot more funny than men!

Well I could go on and give my thoughts on this guy’s problem but I decided to make some sort of attempt of keeping this post reasonably clean.

And by clean I don’t mean my language. I mean clean in that I don’t really want to talk about male bodily functions! Men are gross enough as it is without me detailing the bathroom terms. All married women get this one!

Instead of asking the all knowledgeable expert assholes in his Amway upline he hits the Internet. If I could keep a straight face I’d ask an ambot myself. In fact maybe I’ll save this little gem to ask the next Amway asshole who badgers me about the overpriced shitty product he sells what he’s flogging to make the sperm stop leaking. Be interesting to see what answer I get! Some rotten ambot is gonna be sorry he tried to prospect me!

Amway ambots are liars. They sell snake oil. For anything that ails you they will tell you they have an Amway product that will cure you or help you feel better.

If this ambot asks his upline to recommend an Amway product to stop the leaking sperm he will likely be told to buy Double X because its good for sex. In fact buy just about every Amway Nutrilite vitamin available for sell. Combined they’ll do the trick. He’ll be told to buy Perfect Water and buy those twist tubes to mix with the water. And drink lots of XS piss water and eat plenty of shitty Amway food bars.

Ka ching ka ching ka ching. Spend at least $1000 buying all these Amway snake oil products and see if it gets you the results you need.

And if they don’t work the upline will blame him that he’s doing something wrong. He’s not taking the product correctly. The old blame the victim scam.

For fuck’s sake guy! Talk to your doctor! Don’t go around buying shitty overpriced Amway products that ain’t gonna do piss all good for you!

But thanks for giving me an unusual topic post and a subject that I can embarrass the next ambot about!

Can Gay Men Join World Wide Dream Builders?

A Google search brought someone to my blog looking for the answer to “can gay men join World Wide Dream Builders”.

World Wide Dream Builders also known as WWDB is one of Amway’s cult organizations. It is a very abusive organization and extremely strict with the IBO’s who are unfortunate enough bastards to sign up with this shitty group.

WWDB = World Wide Destructive Bastards. They are only out to destroy other peoples lives.

Ask the Amway upline to tell you about any married gay couple or any gay couple in a committed relationship who are Amway Diamonds. None? Then go down the phony stone list and see if the upline can name any gay couple who have reached any significant level in Scamway.

I am fairly certain that Amway the corporation and WWDB the corporation are not going to tell any gay men or women they can not sign up to be Amway IBO’s. They’re equal opportunity scammers. They’ll take money from anyone! In this day and age most companies aren’t dumb enough to discriminate against someone due to their sexual orientation or they will be slapped with a lawsuit. Does Amway need more lawsuits! Hell yes!

For all I know WWDB or Amway might have been sued for sexual orientation discrimination before but if they were I don’t know about it. That’s why they hire very good attorneys to keep them barely on the right side of the law. Or pay off those they abuse.

So the short answer is yes gay men can join World Wide Dream Builders but at what cost. It will be an extremely uncomfortable experience for them. In addition to losing money, wasting time, and having relationships destroyed, gay men will be subjected to humiliation by the Amway cult leaders.

When I attended Amway cult meetings our sack of shit Platinum occasionally went off on rants about gays and states and countries that allow gay marriages. Sucks to be an Amway ambot and live where gay marriages are legal! During the Amway cult meetings the undertone was there: being homosexual is evil.

Gay men and women are not welcome in the Amway cult!

Though ambots won’t come out and say that. Remember they want to scam everyone out of their money.

At WWDB Amway cult meetings the cult leaders preach what makes a traditional Amway couple family. That would be heterosexual relationships where the man is the head of the household and the dutiful wife stays at home and caters to her husband’s every whim and they should have some well behaved obedient children.

Not once did I ever see a gay couple on the stage at any Amway function or rally.

There was one single gay man in our WWDB Amway group. He told us that he had to give his computer to the sack of shit Platinum who had someone put parental blockers on it so he was unable to access gay websites. It became a game to him to see if he could hack into them afterwards. I mean if a guy wants to look on the Internet at other gay men its none of the fucking Platinum’s business anyway.

To further humiliate this ambot he had to “counsel” with the sack of shit Platinum about being gay. Sack of shit Platinum “counselled” with him that the reason he was not going big in Amway and making lots of money is because he is gay and he will have to change that if he wants to make it in Amway. Sack of shit Platinum was “counselling” him to date women or magically become straight. Sack of shit Platinum “counselled” him that being homosexual is evil.

Uh, no. The only evil things around here is Amway, WWDB, and the fucking assholes in the Amway upline.

So for anyone else Googling about whether or not Amway and WWDB accepts gay men into the organization they pretty much have to or else they’ll end up facing a discrimination lawsuit. However you won’t be made to feel very welcome because Amway assholes can’t mind their own business. You will face some sort of humiliation in Amway WWDB. So weigh it out. Is joining the WWDB Amway cult worth losing money, destroying relationships, and being subjected to the humiliation of being told that gay is evil and counselling with upline to go straight or you’ll never make it big in Amway.

That is what really happens in the WWDB Amway cult.

Its a scam.

Its a religious cult. Amway WWDB has their own screwed up wacked out religion that they preach to their cult followers. Decide for yourself if you’re comfortable belonging to a cult that will mock people and put them down for any reason - including sexual orientation.

Now is a good time to send a big old fuck you out there to our sack of shit Platinum for the hell that he brings to other people’s lives.

Get it through your heads you fucking Amway assholes! Other peoples private personal lives are none of your fucking business!!!!

Amway Censorship

Amway and their representing ambots are huge supporters of censorship.

I attended countless Amway cult meetings where the Amway cult leaders doled out brainwashing sermons on what the IBO’s could do and not do when it came to reading, watching, and listening materials.

We were told TV was a no no until we reached a certain level in Scamway.

My response to having what I can and can not watch on TV being censored? Fuck you Amway assholes! I’ll watch whatever I want to watch on TV.

The Amway cult leaders didn’t want us watching the news because it was so “negative” and Amway ambots live in a fantasy world of suspended reality where nothing bad ever happens.

Total lunacy!

We were told what books to read. That would be books on Amway WWDB approved reading list. Some motivational type books would be available in likely places like libraries and bookshops, but most books were pure shit that Diamonds had likely finagled a good deal from the author or publisher to flog to cult followers so they could sell on WWDB and take a huge profit on the sales.

My response to the assholes in our Amway upline who wanted to censor what I read? Typical. Fuck you I’ll read what I want. I always brought trashy romance novels to Amway cult meetings and sat there reading them making sure those around me could see the cover shot which hopefully was a woman doing 2 or 3 guys. Funny how I don’t really read this stuff seeing as how I no longer attend Amway cult meetings but it was always good to throw those ambot prudes for a loop when they asked what I was reading and I’d lift the book so they could see the cover shot of half naked threesomes.

What about the Amway cult leaders views on the Internet? Stay off it. The Internet is a bathroom wall and you can’t believe anything you read on it.

My response to being censored on the Internet? Fuck you Amway assholes. If I choose to be entertained on the Internet then I don’t give a flying fuck whether or not you approve.

Nobody censors what Anna Banana chooses to read, watch on TV, or look at on the Internet. Least of all those fucking Amway assholes in our upline ain’t gonna censor those things!

Amway doesn’t like when bloggers and commenters on the Internet talk about their Amway experiences because most of it is bad publicity for the company. There ain’t nothing they can do. It ain’t against the law to tell the truth or have an opinion. At least not in this country. In the past Amway has tried to bully their critics into silence but in this Internet age they shut one down another comes along. Though I am very open to selling my blog and stop writing but it ain’t gonna come cheap! Anna Banana has a price!

Lots of companies have people leaving their opinions all over the Internet and its not all happy love you sort of stuff. Someone gets shitty customer service or overpriced products they’re gonna let others know about that company and hopefully warn them from making the same mistake. Or people can read both sides of a story and make their own decisions.

Not in the fucking Amway cult! Your upline sack of shit Platinum makes all the decisions on what you can and can not do!

I let anyone comment on my blog. If someone in Amway wants to say how much they love the assholes in their Amway upline and try to bullshit me into believing that Amway products are good and priced to reflect their “high” quality then that’s fine. I’ll leave them a response too letting them know what I think of their bullshit. People who want to leave their side of the story on my blog will not be censored for doing so. I approve all comments unless they are a racist attack on someone’s skin color, birthplace, religion, etc.

Likewise I see the same from other former Amway IBO’s who have blogs. No one is getting censored because they like Amway and want to let us know about their great love affair. No one is being censored because they leave dumb ass responses. Though they risk being ridiculed or others trying to convince them the path to riches they’ve chosen will instead lead them to the poorhouse and divorce court.

So I had a recent commenter named Jonathan stop by to say he’s in Amway and its the only way he can come up with to get rich and retire his wife. I and others tried to convince him that Amway has a less than one quarter of 1% chance of making money. The conversations were not hostile but it is like banging your head on the wall trying to convince an ambot of anything. Today Jonathan showed up to delete all his comments on my blog so clearly some asshole in his Amway upline has counselled him to do so and censor his comments because that’s what Amway is all about. Censorship!

Anyone ever stop by Amway’s blog? Not me! But I see other bloggers blogging that they left comments that were never approved or published to the blog.

Amway censorship!

Ever stop by any blogs written by Amway lovers? Try to leave a comment? It likely won’t be approved or published. All in the name of Amway censorship!

When it comes to Amway blogs and website anyone who has a different opinion than Amway assholes will be censored!

I am against censorship. A couple of forums I visited years ago censored some comments left by members only to have the people who left the comments leave more comments saying that admin had deleted them. Not the type of websites I want to associate with! In keeping with that theme I refuse to visit blogs or websites that censor their readers which means I don’t view any Amway blogs or Amway lover blogs and just base my knowledge on what other bloggers have said about being censored.

Why censor if what you believe in is legal, legitimate, and above board?

Why censor just because someone has a different opinion than you do?

I can see why cults want to censor “negative” things about them. I can see why scams and pyramid schemes want to censor “the truth”.

Down with censorship!

Down with Amway!

Fuck you Amway assholes for your attempts to control us with censorship!

How Not To Throw Up After Taking Double X Vitamins

Google search criteria: “how not to throw up after taking Double X vitamins”.

I shit you not. The searcher ended up here http://marriedtoanambot.blogspot.com/2011/05/double-x-double-knock-out.html

There were many reasons I didn’t like Double X. Too expensive being the main one. $70/month for vitamins? Holy fuck! I can buy $70 worth of fresh produce a month and eat something that’s good for me and fill me up so I’m not hungry. Popping a vitamin doesn’t give a person a feeling of fullness.

On Amway’s webpage it shows the current price of Double X of $80.80 for a 31 day supply.

I went to Walmart’s website and looked at Equate’s multivitamin in the 50 count bottle - one vitamin a day - for $2.84!!!!

Oh there’s a .97 cents shipping charge if you don’t buy enough other stuff at Walmart to reach their $45 minimum for free shipping.

I was also able to find other vitamins in 50 to 100 count bottles for under $10 on Walmart’s website.

Does anyone else see what’s wrong with the big picture here.

Amway = RIP OFF!!!!  RIP OFF!!!!!  RIP OFF!!!!!!!!

But anyway getting back to the searcher’s question. Can you imagine an ambot approaching their upline and saying “how do I stop throwing up after taking Double X vitamins?” I mean that is something you could not ask your upline without incurring their rage and wrath. The first thing the upline would do is accuse the ambot of doing something wrong because Amway is the whole blame the victim scam. If the vitamin ain’t going down the hatch right that’s because there is something wrong with the user. There never could be anything wrong with “Amway’s fine products”. Oh yuck! Fucking gross. Even just typing that and putting it in italics made me want to puke! But yes that is exactly the response we got from our upline when we talked about not liking a product or it not tasting good or whatever and we wanted to return it we got the old incredulous response of “Who would want to return these fine products?” Like in a tone of voice suggesting only a fucking moron would consider that. Then the old bullshit about how you lose your PV it comes off your account and likewise off the entire uplines accounts and people are gonna be PISSED!!!!

My previous post about Double X - oh and here I have to put in SEX again because of the multitude of searchers I get who have been brainwashed into believing Double X is good for sex - talked about the last day I took Double X after an unintentional dosage of painkillers and the two combined made me very ill and I did puke a couple of times. Several people who left comments also talked about side effects taking Double X.

Its just not worth it taking shitty overpriced useless vitamins if they’re gonna make you puke!!!!

Double X are a puke green color and they are two rather large foul tasting tablets. That’s a recipe for disaster when trying to swallow. Smaller things are easier to swallow. Soft foods are easier to swallow. Nice tasting things are easier to swallow. Honking big shitty tasting Double X Nutrilite vitamins are horrible to try to consume which leads to gagging, throwing up, etc, etc.

If something makes you puke logic dictates that that is something you don’t ever want to put in your mouth again and try to swallow.

So if an Amway IBO told their upline about digestive issues surrounding Double X all that would get them is being accused they are doing something wrong and then ridiculed that nobody else is having that problem. I would say there are lots of ambots having digestive problems with Double X and they’re too scared to bring it up with their upline for fear of their wrath and being mocked at the next Amway meeting.

Really you wanna torture yourself and take something that’s gonna make you puke? Try ipecac!

Facebook and Amway

Seeing as how Facebook stock is released for trading today I thought I would bring it up and how I remembered or don’t remember Facebook being talked about at Amway meetings.

I remember at Amway cult meetings our sack of shit Platinum would talk about Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg. I’m a little foggy on what the Amway asshole was spouting off on because he often went off on rants for an hour or so getting distracted constantly and heading off on a new rant as something else to bitch about crossed his mind.

Facebook started trading on the stock market today May 18 2012 at $38 except it shot up to an opening of $42. It hit a high of $45 before settling in around the $40 mark. If its typical of most stocks opening day will hit a high and then it will go down so often its a good idea to wait a few weeks or months before buying.

When Facebook first started many employees were offered stock options so today many of Facebook’s staff are now worth tens of millions of dollars. Many of them are in their twenties. Many of them will walk away and never work again for the rest of their lives.

A concept that is pretty much foreign when it comes to Amway. The only people who don’t have to work for the rest of their lives and have millions of dollars rolling in would be the heirs of the founders.

Ambots go around bragging that Amway made $11 billion in sales last year. I’ve had brainwashed ambots leave those comments on my blog. That’s great for the owners of the company but not so much for employees. Well unless any employees are given profit sharing options. I doubt it because I’ve had employees show up here to say that Amway gives them fuck all in benefits.

Take that 11 billion in sales. That’s not profit. That’s sales. Now comes overhead - cost of production, cost of maintaining Amway buildings, payroll, taxes, etc. I’m not sure how much is leftover after all financial obligations are met for profit for the Amway owners. Maybe a billion or so? The owners ain’t splitting their profit with the lowly employees/IBOs. They’re donating to charity so they can take less of a hit on their personal income taxes and they are living in mansions and jet setting around the world. The heirs are not showing up at Amway functions flogging their wares.

The majority of IBO’s get a commission check of around $10/month from Amway if they bought the required quota of 100PV about $300 worth of Amway products that month. That’s how Amway makes that $11 billion in sales. An army of brainwashed ambots who will keep buying these overpriced products until they get tired of losing money and quit. Its bad enough losing all that money buying Amway products when the same products can be purchased at grocery and drug stores for less, therefore saving money. I might not be getting a $10 commission check from Walmart but if I spend $75 buying the same products that it costs me $300 to buy from Amway then I’m coming out ahead. Especially since I’m buying better quality products from Walmart. I mean nothing pisses me off more than spending 3 to 4 times more money for Amway’s shitty dishwasher soap that doesn’t get my dishes clean when I can buy a better product at Walmart for a fraction of the price and I don’t have to wash dishes a second time around by hand.

I would say Facebook has probably created a lot more millionaires than Amway when it comes to people in their 20’s who can now retire and never work again.

I would say that Facebook doesn’t get called a scam or a pyramid scheme nowhere near as much as Amway does.

I would say that Facebook created a lot more people than Amway who were able to work for two to five years and then walk away and retire on their riches or have residual income rolling in for the rest of their lives.

I’d say Facebook doesn’t get accused of brainwashing and using mind control techniques as much as Amway does.

I’d say Facebook doesn’t get accused of followers losing tons of money the way Amway does. At least not yet! Who knows what the stock market will do!

I’d say Facebook doesn’t get accused of destroying marriages and causing as many divorces as Amway does.

I’d say Facebook doesn’t get accused of causing as much emotional distress as Amway does.

I’d say Facebook doesn’t get accused of ripping people off like Amway does.

So just what did our sack of shit Platinum say about Facebook? Its starting to come back to me now! Mostly he bitched about this 22 year old founder who is worth billions of dollars. The fucker was probably jealous! The typical WWDB doctrine of destroying what other people have because nothing makes those World Wide Destructive Bastards happier than when they’re destroying other people’s relationships and finances.

Mostly the sack of shit Platinum talked about using Facebook to snipe prospects into Amway. Not a good idea because Facebook will suspend your account if you’re spamming recruits.

It costs $300/month minimum to invest in “your own” Amway business. For that you get back a $10 commission check. Take that same $300 and buy 7 shares of Facebook stock. Or if you’re a CORE ambot you spend closer to $700/month investing in “your business” and you can take that $700 and buy 17 shares of Facebook stock. Even if Facebook drops in half overnight and you sell, you still make more money than that $10 you get back from Amway! And you probably have a whole lot more fun losing that money than you do losing even more money in Amway! Because when you’re losing money in Amway you still have to put up with being abused from the assholes in your Amway upline. At least when you lose money in Facebook nobody is abusing you and calling you a loser quitter negative unchristian dreamstealer when you decide to quit and sell your shares.

I know I’d rather go around bragging that I own shares in Facebook stock than bragging that I’m an Amway “business owner”. One of them gains respect in the eyes of the person you told that too. The other sinks you a few notches down the old shithole that you’re a dumb ass for putting your money into a pyramid scheme.