Showing posts with label J.O.B.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label J.O.B.. Show all posts

Monday, July 16, 2012

Amway Ambots Hate Their Jobs and Teach Others to do the Same

One of the things I heard at Amway meetings was how simple the business was. All you had to do was eat one Amway food bar and one Amway beverage daily and teach others to do the same thing.

Well not that simple because nobody likes to eat nasty tasty shitty products that are priced through the roof. Unless they’re an ambot brainwashed to believe that they actually taste good and are good for you. Hell. Caramel coated cardboard tastes better than Amway food bars!

Amway is all about teaching others to do the same thing you’re doing. Usually referred to as duplicating your upline.

At every Scamway meeting the sack of shit Platinum would sneer at people who had jobs. J.O.B. Just Over Broke. People who were employed by others and held jobs were held in lowest contempt because they weren’t big and important business owners like Amway (pretend) business owners.

According to the sack of shit Platinum after people had been in Amway for a couple of years they could quit their job and sit back on their asses and watch the big bucks coming rolling in every month in residual income.

Freedom! Something that none of those poor fuckers who held jobs would ever know about.

Or the Platinum either because after 15 years or so he still works a much hated job. He hates his job so he is all about teaching others to hate their jobs too.

The Platinum cult leader would roll the noses of the followers into the big shithole known as a job. Making a living working for someone else and getting paid for it. And on and on it would go. How jobs are horrible evil things that only lowly bastards have. People with jobs have to set their alarm clock and get up every day and take orders from someone else. And then when they turn 65 they automatically either die or are broke.

And what about the people in the room who ran their own business. Ambot was usually the only one but there were a couple of other guys in crossline who might be at some of the Amway cult meetings we attended. It must have pissed off the sack of shit Platinum to no end when he asked how many in the room earned 75 or 100k the fictional amount you can make in Amway at Platinum or Emerald level and the people who already owned their own businesses were the only takers. So now the sack of shit Amway Platinum must poison the minds of the business owners and mock them for their choice of business and how hard they work and blah blah blah Amway brainwashing bullshit.

The Platinum sneers at them how they could be so stupid to own another kind of business when the best business for anyone to own is Amway. Well OK maybe for the people who actually own the Amway company thats a good business to own but not for the commissioned salespeople Amway hires and barely pays to flog their overpriced shitty products with a phony ass title of Independent Business Owner.

When we were in Amway a lot of people who attended cult meetings were unemployed. Other IBO’s became unemployed during the time we were inside this hellhole cult.

They’d been brainwashed to hate their jobs, hate their bosses, and hate their coworkers. A person who shows up at work everyday hating everything about it is not pleasant to deal with. Ambots sneer at everyone in the workplace because they’re a bunch of dumb fucker employees and don’t own their own business. Well neither does the Amway asshole! Amway IBO is a pretend business where they earn a measly $10 commission if they buy $300 worth of Amway products every month buying from their own store. Most jobs employees earn $10/hour and they probably don’t have to buy anything to earn that $10!

Because ambots are brainwashed to become insufferable Amway assholes and they bring their shitty attitude to the workplace they don’t stick around too long. They either quit because they don’t want to keep working with these losers who won’t support their business or the boss gives them the old heave ho.

What about when the ambots descend on a prospect who has a job. They’ll ask the person if they like their job. Some people like their job others don’t. Hit or miss. I’d say the people who don’t like their job are probably looking for another one and maybe they are open to going to a Scamway meeting to hear more about this once in a lifetime opportunity bullshit. Others will stand their ground and say they like their job. The ambot will sneer at them incredulous that someone could actually like their job. And then because Amway ambots are dumb fucks they’ll probably make some dumb ass comment like would you still work your job if you didn’t get paid for it. Uh what do you think you dumb ass ambot. If I don’t get paid I am like fuck you I am outta here! Most people do not stick around at a job no matter how much they like it if they don’t get paid. Not to mention thats a violation of employment laws pretty much everywhere!

Just because Amway ambots are brainwashed to hate their jobs doesn’t mean everyone else shares their shitty attitude.

Friday, July 13, 2012

Do You Agree?

When I attended Amway meetings our sack of shit Platinum used to play this dumb ass game that I call “do you agree”.

Its all part of the subtle brainwashing techniques that are used in the Amway cult.

He’d start off by saying things to get the group to agree with him, things that would be hard to disagree with like does everyone agree that there is a painting on the wall of a lighthouse. Does everyone agree that Washington DC is our nations capital. That sort of thing.

Now that the Platinum has the group agreeing as one on what he is saying is true he moves on to other points that people may or may not agree with but due to peer pressure and the cult setting you don’t dare disagree with what everyone else in the room is nodding their heads to.

Does everyone agree that its stupid to have a job where you make the boss rich.

Does everyone wish that their boss paid them more money.

Does everyone wish their boss gives them more time off work and still pays them.

Does everyone agree that its better to be a business owner than an employee.

Does everyone agree that if you own your own shop that its smarter to do all your shopping from your own store instead of shopping at someone else’s store and making that other business owner richer.

I can argue all those points though I’d probably look like a moron if I argued that the lighthouse painting looks more to me like a bunch of dogs playing poker or that New York City is the capital.

Is it stupid to have a job? No not when theres bills to be paid. Who says the boss is getting rich. Maybe he’s just covering all his business and personal expenses and has nothing left over for retirement savings. Not all businesses are high earners and make the owner rich. The real point here is that the Platinum is putting the seed into the Amway cult followers head that having a job is stupid.

As for more money and time off work we’d all like that. Most people think they’re worth more than what they’re being paid. Many times business owners don’t take time off work for vacations especially if they’re a one man show. Didn’t think of that did you you sack of shit Platinum! Those questions don’t do much other than get the Amway cult follower to start disliking their job and their boss because they don’t get enough salary and vacation.

Does everyone want to be a business owner instead of an employee? Not necessarily. Not everyone has the finances, brain power, leadership, drive, interest, physical or mental ability to be a business owner. Not everyones got what it takes. Doesn’t mean they’re any less of a human being. Though that’s how the Amway cult leaders want to make their ambots feel that they’re low life bastards if they’re employees instead of business owners.

As for buying from your own shop, if your prices are too high then you’d be a fucking moron to buy from your own shop if you can get better quality and better prices from a competitor. The sack of shit Platinum wants the ambots to understand that they better do all their own shopping from Amway. They better not sneak off to the drugstore and buy toothpaste.

If you’re a brainwashed ambot and agree with the sack of shit Platinum on simple points that just makes it easier for him when the more intense brainwashing into the Amway cult gets underway.

Friday, June 1, 2012

Amway IBOs Are Lousy Employees

I’ve been to enough Amway meetings where the Platinum or Diamond speaker shows contempt to anyone who has a job.

They sneer at people who have jobs. They put down people who have jobs. They criticize people who have jobs. They demand to know why IBO’s are still working for other people. How come their Amway business isn’t successful so that they can retire.

Amway cult leaders brainwash their followers into believing that J.O.B.s are evil and that nobody who is in Amway should suffer the injustice of working for an employer and make the boss richer. The Amway cult leaders go on and on and on why J.O.B.s should be hated, the boss should be hated, and the coworkers should be hated.

WWDB = World Wide Destructive Bastards and nothing brings the upline Amway assholes more happiness than destroying the lives of their cult followers. All part of the scheme to make them more dependent on the Amway cult leaders.

Soon the ambots duplicate their upline and sneer at people who have jobs and show contempt for people who work for someone else. These ambots hold down jobs themselves. In fact its how they can afford to be in the expensive Amway social club. When we were in Amway no one in our WWDB line other than ourselves owned their own business or were self-employed and very few crossline were self-employed.

Armed with the hateful things they have been brainwashed to think by their Amway cult leaders about people with J.O.B.s it doesn’t take long for their shitty attitude to infiltrate the workplace. Ambots criticize their co-workers and probably their boss because they’re all fucking morons for having a J.O.B. and working for someone else instead of themselves. They probably start complaining about how much they hate their job and they can’t wait until they’re finally free, thanks to Amway.

Better keep your mouths shut or that day might come sooner than you think! And you won’t be financially free when it does!

No workplace needs a fucking Amway IBO bringing the moral down and pissing off the other employees who have to listen to the Amway drunken IBO spout off their brainwashed bullshit.

I was amazed at the number of ambots in our line and crossline who became unemployed. I could certainly understand why their employers didn’t want to keep them around because all ambots have this brainwashed “J.O.B.s Suck” attitude. I never saw any of them find another J.O.B. while we were still in Amway and most unemployed ambots resorted to taking odd jobs wherever they could find them.

One of our friends found out when he hired an ambot that the bastard didn’t get much work done but wanted to be paid top dollar just for showing up and spending huge amounts of time on his cell phone, calls and texts. If that wasn’t bad enough he brought a boom box and blasted out the latest Amway CD from his tools order. That job didn’t last long for him!

I wouldn’t hire that bastard again either!

But then I wouldn’t have hired him in the first place! Never hire an Amway IBO! Their work ethic SUCKS!!!

Then there’s an ambot from Edmonton who showed up on my blog the other day to leave a comment that he can’t wait to be “free” thanks to Amway so he will no longer have to suffer putting up with his coworkers who are all a bunch of assholes. I bet his boss would love to know that! Not to mention knowing that his employee is fucking around surfing the Internet on a government issued computer for an hour (maybe longer, just an hour on my blog) instead of getting his work done. Yup Alberta taxpayers dollars hard at work at this government office.

This is exactly the type of attitude towards J.O.B.s that ambots are brainwashed by Amway’s cult leaders that often puts them out of work very quickly. Ambots have the attitude that working a J.O.B. is soooooo beneath them but out of the goodness of their hearts they will show up to bless their boss and their coworkers with their presence but you better not expect them to actually do any work while they’re there. Oh they still want the boss to pay them for showing up but they’ll be too busy conducting Amway business to get anything else done.

Is that whole showing up routine. Like when you show up at an Amway meeting and the sack of shit Platinum tells everyone they are winners just by virtue of showing up. And if they religiously show up for the next two to five years then they will become rich beyond their wildest dreams and Amway will send them gazillions of money just because they showed up.

I would never hire an IBO for any job for the reasons I’ve already listed. They’re negative toward work, they waste too much time on the phone of Internet, they want to crank the volume on Amway CD’s, and they have a bad attitude. You pay somebody to get a job done you want them to do the work and not fuck around with texting, phone calls, surfing the Internet, recruiting prospects, selling Amway shit, blasting Amway motivational CD’s, and otherwise being annoying.

Lazy ass ambots need not apply!

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Amway Asshole of the Week from Alberta Canada

I had some Amway asshole from Edmonton Alberta show up at my blog to leave his words of wisdom.



Wow, I had no idea there are so many sad failures that gave up on WWDB! I found this disappointing dialogue while searching for the Foglio's because they are speaking in Edmonton Alberta Canada this weekend. And I am excited to glean some knowledge and positive attitude from them. I saw Brad Duncan the other night and it was great and Greg Duncan in Calgary 2 weeks ago. I just want to say that no one is perfect, but the people in WWDB are better than the ass holes I work with at my job. It is WWDB that is helping my wife through depression and keeping her from working some shit job serving people with bad attitudes. People like you complainers. Look at your own life with the criticism you look at WWDB and you will hate your life too. BTW Canada is breaking 3 new Diamonds in the next 6 months. Quit being haters and sorry for yourself and leave your house, show the plan, have some faith, and if all goes well, we will all be Ambots. Canada Guy

Typical canned Amspeak response. Let me tackle a little bit of it.

This guy likes listening to Greg Duncan who is in bankruptcy court. What does he do? Give ambots advice on going bankrupt thanks to the Amway scam?

WWDB = World Wide Destructive Bastards - the biggest assholes in Amway can be found in this cult.

The wife is probably depressed because her asshole husband is throwing away all their money at the Amway pyramid scheme and they’re taking Duncan’s advice and heading to the bankruptcy court. If she’s depressed she probably enjoys being love bombed by the assholes in the Amway upline. People whose minds are clear just find the Amway love bombing really fucking creepy!

So why don’t you give us names of who these breaking Diamonds are? Because it ain’t happening!!!! Every Scamway meeting I attended there were going to be 2 or 3 new Diamonds, a few Emeralds, and countless Platinums all breaking in the next 6 months. How original! Yawn! Never happened but ambots are always bragging its just around the corner.

Typical ambot Amspeak.

Here’s a little clue for you Amway assholes. You ain’t as anonymous as you think. If some Amway asshole leaves a dumb ass comment I’m going to check my stats to see who left a comment on that blog post and I might call you out in a response.

A lot of ambots are fucking around on the Internet at work. I’m sure their boss who is helping their employee afford their expensive Amway habit really appreciates the employee stealing time and not getting their work done. But whatever. I ain’t the get your work done police.

But this Amway asshole from Alberta really pissed me off because he is a government employee and using a government issued computer to fuck around on the Internet instead of getting his work done like he’s paid to do.

People who are hired by the government are public service employees and their job is to provide service to the public either directly or indirectly and they are held to higher accountability than others because they are public servants - serving the public. Government employees are usually in a union and are usually well paid like at least $20/hour for an entry level position and get health care benefits, generous allotment of vacation and sick days, and a pension. And yet these overpaid paper pushers are usually the ones who bitch the loudest about their jobs. Yeah well there are probably hundreds of unemployed people who would like to have your overpaid job. No one pointed a gun at your head and forced you to apply for the job, accept the job, or stay working at a much hated job.

I wrote a post last year why hiring Amway ambots is a really bad idea because of their piss poor attitudes ambots have about jobs and their coworkers and how they spend a lot of time on the phone texting or Internet instead of working which is what they’re being paid to do. In other words ambots steal from their employees.

This asshole from Edmonton Canada is stealing from his employer. On Tuesday May 29 2012 he was surfing around on Married to an Ambot between 1:15 pm and 2:20pm. That’s Pacific time. I think Alberta is an hour or two ahead.

He is in WWDB the most unethical line of sponsorship Amway has in its cult. This is the values this cult instills in its cult followers to be thieves and scammers. They’re only out to rip other people off.

This ain’t my battle. I don’t live there so its not my tax dollars hard at work funding an Amway ambot not doing his job and surfing the Internet and leaving comments that his coworkers are a bunch of assholes. I’m sure the boss will like to find out what this bastard really thinks of his coworkers!

This overpaid paper pusher who’s ripping people off with his Amway business and ripping off the taxpayers of Alberta really pisses me off. I am providing the information of the computer this Amway asshole is using in case someone wants to forward it to the government of Alberta in Edmonton where this guy works and report him for stealing taxpayer dollars. I don’t quite get the web address other than I can figure out its the government of Alberta. Possibly works in the elections department?

What employers don’t realize when they use a company computer is that they have their footprints on the computer. They have a user name and a password so they can sign in and work anywhere in the company. And if the tech department gets a request to monitor a user’s history they can track them down and see exactly what they are doing. And if they ain’t doing what they’re supposed to be doing they can get fired real fast. And then watch the union put in a grievance that their guy got canned for fucking around on the Internet calling his coworkers assholes instead of getting his work done.

Most of my readers are in the states. The next highest number of readers come from Alberta. Rest of Canada only has a couple of readers here and there but Albertans love my blog. Surely one of my readers will be outraged enough at this employee ripping them off that they will report him.

LISTEN UP ALBERTA! HERE’S YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK!




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Someone put this complainer out of his misery so he no longer needs to suffer the indignity of a J.O.B.!

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Easier Jobs Than Amway - Where You'll Actually Make Money Doing!

At every Amway meeting the cult leaders used to mock the ambots and say Amway is so easy anyone can do it. Though that message is more to the point of “I’m a fucking loser and I can do Amway and if you can’t do Amway then you’re an even bigger fucking loser than I am!”

So I have found an article that shows some jobs that I think are a lot easier than being an Amway IBO. Pays way better too! Hell digging ditches is probably an easier job than being in Amway! I’d say any job where you don’t have to put up with a bunch of fucking assholes from Amway is a much easier job. Because that is the hardest part about being in Amway. Putting up with the Amway upline assholes.


  1. Professional sleeper, mattress tester - if you’re practically falling asleep at Amway meetings because the upline assholes are boring you to death, then at least being a mattress tester is something you’ll get for sleeping. Unlike Amway meetings where you have to pay the cult leader to show up and sleep.
  2. Chocolate tester - sure the hell beats being the poor bastard that has to test the Amway food bars. “Phewwy! Yucky! Tastes like shit!”
  3. Cute pet photo picker - sure the hell beats being the poor bastard that has to sift through Amway photos and decide which one they like the best. What! How the hell do I choose from this fucked up mess!
  4. Mansion sitter - kind of a step up from a regular house sitter this person takes care of luxury homes while the owners are away. Hmmm. Maybe Amway Diamonds already do this and use the opportunity for a photo shoot for one of those videos shown at Amway functions to bullshit the Amway cult followers.
  5. TV watcher - and those fucking assholes in our Amway upline used to mock their cult followers and say how much money are you making sitting at home watching TV. Well $10/hour if you’re doing research for Nielson! That’s the same amount of money you’ll make in one month of commission from Amway if you’re CORE! Looks like Nielsen’s only qualification is owning a TV set so if you don’t have one you can go out and buy one for $300 coincidentally the same amount of money on a minimum you have to spend each month buying shitty overpriced Amway products.
  6. Professional know it all - well every Amway asshole I met all claimed to know everything! Oh wait maybe I mean the people I knew in Amway were all smart asses! Put together DIY videos for youtube. Hot damn! How come some Amway cult leader hasn’t tapped into this market yet!
  7. Spa critic - I guess this is like a secret shopper for massages! I’d rather get a massage than go to an Amway cult meeting!
  8. Resort consultant - I think this is kind of like a secret shopper thing too. Provide feedback on resorts and the services they offer. Well I’m an Amway upline consultant. I provide feedback on what a bunch of fucking assholes my Amway upline are!
And some of these jobs you can even combine more than one. Chocolate tester by day. Mattress tester by night. Double the income!

Beats the hell out of being in the Amway cult. J.O.B. by day. Amway (phony) "business owner" by night. Use the day job income to tithe the Amway cult leaders and go into debt, lose your house to foreclosure, marriage end in divorce court.

Hmmm. Whichever one should I choose.....

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Lying Amway Asshole of the Week - April 24, 2012

So I get some lying Amway asshole from Seattle Washington who showed up at this blog to leave his lying words of wisdom. Yet another lying Amway asshole who accuses me of having a job - not that I think people who have jobs is a bad thing I haven’t worked a job for someone else in years. So I gave the lying little Amway asshole 12 hours to prove that I have a job - where I work and how much I make etc - and if I don’t then I’m going to feature him as the lying Amway asshole of the week. So here we are! When pressed to prove their lies, lying Amway assholes scramble back into the sewer like the little rats they are.


Wow you people are very misinformed or just don't care to learn some facts. Amway is a very successful business model for over 50 years. How long has your company been doing business? Are there some bad IBOs? Yes, just like there are bad people in every industry. Amway did $10.9 billion is sales in 2011 and 63% of that is returned to the producing IBO. If you don't produce you don't get paid. It is that easy. Artistry brand skin care and cosmetics is used by Miss America and all of the contestants. Amway has been giving International Environmental Awards before going green was cool. I could go on and on how you are misinformed but it is actually a waste of my time. I am trruly sorry you have devoted an entire blog to stealing people's dream. Enjoy your lives of working for other people and worrying if your company or government job will be around in the future.


Seeing as how this was a post where I made fun of a searcher who was staying at a hotel and looking for information on Amway’s book of marriage I hardly see how I was misinformed or didn’t care to learn the facts.

If there is an Amway book of marriage I admitted I don’t know anything about it but I’m not surprised that such a thing exists. Seeing as how this Amway asshole from Seattle says I’m misinformed and don’t care to learn the facts that tells me an Amway book of marriage does exist and the fact that I was poking fun at it and saying no sex when you’re married until you hit Emerald may be incorrect. Maybe you can have sex after you’re married when you reach Platinum according to the Amway book of marriage. I don’t know. Amway asshole from Seattle didn’t clarify exactly what I was wrong about.

Amway has been a successful business model for 50 years? By whose standards? Who says so? What legitimate person - who is not a fucking Amway asshole - says that and where do they have their facts? And more importantly where in my post about the Amway book of marriage did I even bring up the Amway business model? Fucking jerk ass Amway ambot!

Typical Amway ambot strategy to change the topic as a distraction technique.

Amway did 10.9 billion in sales last year? So what? That’s good for the people who own Amway. Not so good for the lying Amway asshole IBO’s in their sales force who only get a few bucks in commission. And more importantly where in my post about the Amway book of marriage did I even bring up how much Amway made or didn’t make last year? Fucking jerk ass Amway ambot! My blog is for pointing out how my Amway upline and everybody’s Amway upline are a bunch of lying assholes! My blog isn’t to discuss Amway sales and business plan.

Lets talk about Amazon! 40 billion in sales last year. MUCH better $$$ than Amway! Been around a lot less time than Amway. No one goes around accusing Amazon of being a pyramid scheme. They do get accused of other things though! Namely being a bad ass employer who don’t supply air conditioning in their warehouses and staff passing out from heat exhaustion. http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2393303,00.asp You’d think Amazon could take some of that 40 billion and put in a few air conditioners.

Likewise you’d think those greedy ass owners of Amway could give their employees benefits. Amway employees show up on my blog and leave comments that the company treats them like shit. As if I needed any proof of that, in 2011 Christmas Day fell on a Sunday. On Monday December 26 the businesses that are open tend to be restaurants and retail because a lot of people got Christmas money and they want to spend it ASAP. Banks, office employees, non-essential services get the day off on Monday if Christmas Day falls on a Sunday, its the right thing for employers to do. Not Amway. I had an Amway employee who was really pissed off not to get a day off for Christmas and a long weekend like many employers offer that they were fucking around on the Internet instead of getting their work done and one of the places they surfed to was my blog.

Artistry is used by Miss America contestants because Amway supplies it and pays them endorsement fees! Fucking moron! Do you think Miss America does it out of the goodness of their heart? Do you think the Miss America pageant actually pays for this shit? Its called endorsement! Its called advertising! If McDonald’s paid me a million bucks to appear in a commercial and I had to chomp into a Big Mac and say it tastes great I’d do it too. Many companies pay models and spokespeople. And more importantly where in my post about the Amway book of marriage did I even bring up the Amway Artistry cosmetics or Miss America? Fucking jerk ass Amway ambot! Using the old Amway technique of throwing in other shit to distract people away from what is being discussed.

So who gives a flying fuck if Amway has been giving environmental awards or not? Where in my post about the Amway book of marriage did I even bring up the Amway and enviromental awards? I brought it up in another post a long time ago. Fucking lying jerk ass Amway ambot!

If you want to waste everyone’s time on how misinformed we are about the Amway book of marriage that was pertaining to my post - then keep to the fucking topic! How are we misinformed about the Amway book of marriage and that the Amway asshole looking for it isn’t a fucking loser. Stick with the topic you lying Amway asshole instead of throwing out distraction bullshit about how misinformed we are and then spouting off a bunch of bullshit that has nothing to do with the topic I posted about which is making Amway upline look like a bunch of assholes.

I have devoted my entire blog to stealing people’s dreams? Where in my post about the Amway book of marriage did I even bring up people’s dreams? Fucking lying Amway ambot asshole! My entire blog is devoted to showing everyone what a bunch of assholes my Amway upline are and how the lying Amway ambots that show up here to post comments are a bunch of assholes too? How is discussing Amway assholes stealing people’s dreams? Fucking lying Amway asshole!!!! Amway is the biggest dream stealer around!

Enjoy my life working for other people? Here’s what got you in trouble in the first place you lying little Amway asshole from Seattle. What job? I enjoy my life just fine helping my husband in our business as we slip into semi retirement so our business won’t be around forever when we decide to retire for good. What’s it to you anyway you fucking lying Amway bastard from Seattle? How does whether or not our business is still operating years from now affect your life one way or the other? We're a local business. We don’t have clients in Seattle so obviously you’re not one of our customers. Whew! I wouldn’t want a customer who is a lying Amway asshole anyway!

What makes you so sure Amway is going to be around in a few years? People who have been scammed by Amway and Amway’s former cult members take to the Internet and let others know of our experiences. Eventually due to mass saturation the Amway pyramid scheme will be so well known that the cult leaders will be unable to recruit more members to scam.

So why don’t you take a one way trip up the space needle you fucking troublemaking lying ambot? The world doesn’t need any more lying Amway assholes!

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Lying Amway Ambots Love Being Bashed!

My Married to an Ambot blog is a magnet for Amway ambots who like to leave canned Amspeak responses and have a masochistic desire to be bashed by me and/or some of my other commenters.

Yeah, sure show up here and leave an unoriginal comment and be an asshole and I’ll curse you out no problem. In all my posts when I curse out my Amway upline I’m cursing out everyone’s upline. People who wished they could have cursed out their own upline love it and keep coming back to read more. I give my readers what they want! Curse out Amway ambots!

My Amway upline is everyone’s upline. I’ll curse them all out for anyone who needs helps cursing!

I have a new commentor who seems to mostly be focusing on my older posts when IBOFB used to stop by my blog and leave comments so everyone could laugh at him. But he’s been gone a long time now because he didn’t want to continue getting laughed at by debating why women should buy Amway’s leaky prestige tampons instead of buying tampons that get the job done so its not like he’ll be stopping by to read messages the scambot destroyer has been leaving him:

tinscam piece of scambotwaste sputtering dated Scamshit-programmed dialogue Quixcum! What a loaded memory-card you must have scambot, sure hope you don’t try to upgrade on your own amshit.

You stupid little Scambotshit piece of quixcum!

You’re a laughable unit at best Scamfuck! What a little scambucket of shitbolts that’s soon to be shattered into pieces of Quixcam shit!

Scambotshit, your ambolts must be malfunctioning

Pretty funny stuff! I’m not the only one around who has no problem cursing out those lying Amway bastards! And yes - anyone is welcome to show up on my blog and curse out their Amway upline or any lying Amway asshole that shows up here to leave a canned Amspeak response. We’ve been on to you for a long time you fucking little Amway liars!

So the latest lying Amway IBO shows up to accuse me of having a job. Oh gee I’ve never heard that one before! Even if I did have a job what’s so bad about that? All those lying Amway IBOs have been challenged to tell me what my job is, who I work for, how much money I make, and where is this money cause it sure ain’t hitting my bank account! None of those Amway liars have an answer. The Amway cult leaders mission is to sneer at everyone who has a job even though many Scamway cult leaders hold outside jobs from Amway as do most of the ambots so they can afford their expensive Amway habit. It is so inconceivable to Amway assholes that there are people in this world who don’t work jobs because: they’re self employed business owners (and here we’re not talking about phony Amway business owners, I mean real businesses!) they’re independently wealthy, their spouse earns enough that they both don’t need to work, they’re lucky professional gamblers, they won the lottery, they came into an inheritance, they’re successful investors, they’re physically or mentally handicapped (or otherwise incapacitated that they can’t work), they’re retired, they’re not old enough to work. Other than our own business I haven’t worked a job in years. Lying Amway assholes refuse to accept that its possible that there are actually people in the world who don’t work a job.

Get a fucking clue you lying little Amway assholes! Once people hit 40 most of them are looking to go into semi-retirement which means either working less hours or starting their own business - which will probably mean they work even more hours. When you’re the owner you don’t stop working until the work is all done. Scamming Amway assholes don’t have any concept of THAT!

I’m also told I’m broke. We easily make the same range that Amway’s published literature states an Amway Diamond makes, around 150k. That’s a nice income for semi retirement. It means I don’t spend as much time working in our business as I used to. It means taking time off when we want, having decent vehicles, and a nice house. It means all the expenses that go along with those things. Seeing as how Diamonds earn about as much as we do they likely live similar lifestyles if they’re able to keep their spending under control. Its my guess they have debt through the ying yang trying to maintain an imaginary lifestyle of riches that their cult followers expect them to have. If the lying little Amway bastards show up at my blog and accuse me of being broke - similar income as a Diamond - then that shows what they think of their Diamonds - all broke too! Which is probably very close to the truth. Its my guess that most Diamonds are more broke than we are! But then we’re not living a lifestyle beyond our means to impress anyone. People work hard to build their businesses to a point where they make a nice income and can take time off and go on vacations and live a nice lifestyle. 6 figures is a nice income but its not nearly enough to quit and retire on for the rest of your life. No matter what those fucking upline Amway assholes try to brainwash you into believing! Ever notice how those Diamond cult leaders are still flogging their wares? They stop they got no income. Then they will be even more broke than they are now.

Lying Amway ambots that show up here to bitch because they can’t contain their anger that someone is getting the truth out there on the Internet about what its like being inside the Amway cult - so a big fuck you to all of you. That’s because there are people in your downline likely wives of ambots who are dying to tell you to fuck off and rot in hell for scamming them into the Amway pyramid scheme. And if you don’t have a downline yet, then I speak on behalf of your future downline when I tell you to fuck off.

You lying little Amway assholes go around with your negative canned Amspeak bullshit that you’ve picked up from listening to your cult leaders accusing me of having a job, being an unsupportive wife, being an unchristian dream stealer, being broke, being a negative loser, being a quitter, not trying hard enough, blah, blah, blah. How unoriginal can you be? Brainwashed ambots don’t have an original thought in their head. They parrot what their upline say and come off looking like a bunch of assholes. You bring misery to other people’s lives. You recruit them into a cult, brainwash them, steal their money, cause financial ruin, and destroy marriages and families.

And you wonder why people like me take to the Internet and talk about why their Amway uplines are a bunch of assholes who should go fuck themselves instead of fucking over others.

Everyone is my upline. So fuck off you lying Amway assholes!

Monday, March 12, 2012

Who is Worse? Your Boss or Your Amway Platinum?

A recent comment left on my blog got me to thinking this would be a good topic for a post. Who is worse? Your boss or your Amway upline?

Its been many years since I’ve held a job. No matter what those dumb ass ambots say who show up and leave comments on my blog that I work for somebody else! Prove it liars! I’ve always gotten along fairly well with bosses at various places I’ve worked. There have been a couple of bosses along the way who weren’t the type of people I’d want to hang out with after hours, but didn’t affect professional behavior inside the workplace. When I look back at jobs I’ve held, my workspace was usually in a different part of the building than my boss. Sure I’d interact with the boss throughout the week, either by phone or in person, and as technology came into the workplace, by email. Some jobs I’ve held there were department meetings once a week or so. For the most part in every job I’ve held I did not have a boss hanging around watching what I’m doing or working closely in my area. I know what my job is or I get a list of tasks to do and away I go. I probably dealt with former bosses no more than 2 hours a week. Most jobs are probably the same. The boss is busy dealing with their own work and not hanging around their employees constantly yapping.

In Amway the main cult leader that most new recruits have to deal with is the Platinum. That’s the boss. When you go to Amway business meetings they last at least 3 hours and probably go closer to 5 hours because there was training or night owls or nuts and bolts or whatever bullshit they called it. In Amway meetings you’re stuck listening to the sack of shit Platinum the whole time. There is no getting away from the asshole to get other work done. The Amway cult meetings will be 2 or 3 times a week. Then the Platinum sends dozens of emails/text messages and if you’re really unlucky the bastard will phone you too. Then there are other Amway meetings throughout the month, at least once or twice a Diamond comes to town and the Platinum orders all the downline to attend. Rallies, seminars, major functions - the Platinum will hold a meeting before and/or after for his downline. Let’s just say you’re dealing with the Platinum cult leader a minimum of 20 hours a week on a more or less individual or small group setting.

At the end of the work day you go home and do not have to deal with the boss anymore.

Amway Platinum expects downline to give him complete attention any time of day or night whether you are working your job that pays the bills or at home relaxing. You can not escape the fucker!

Boss at work is responsible for paying the employees. Lets just call it $3000/month salary.

Platinum boss pays his employees - zippo! Free IBO labor! If the Platinum bullies his downline into buying overpriced Amway products and investing in the tool scam. Platinum causes his IBO employees to lose money.

Your boss at work is probably not out to scam the employees.

The Amway Platinum scams everyone in the downline, mostly telling them to buy overpriced Amway products and invest in the tool scam.

The boss at work probably does not threaten their employees unless they want to be sued!

Amway Platinum threatens the downline with whatever they can get away with to make them toe the line. One of the threats heard at every Scamway meeting was if you do not buy the tools the Platinum will refuse to work with you.

Depending on your business, your boss from work is probably honest, trustworthy, treats employees well, and values integrity.

Our Amway Platinum is a liar, dishonest, twists the truth, treats the downline like shit, tries to destroy others finances and relationships, and is extremely negative.

Boss at work likely does not bring up religion in the workplace.

Amway Platinum preaches religion constantly at business meetings.

Boss at work probably does not greet employees by hugging and kissing them and gushing all over them.

Amway upline love bombs everyone.

Boss at work probably does not sneer at people who work for others and do not own their own business.

Amway Platinum sneers at everyone who has a J.O.B. and reinforces how everyone in Amway is better than everyone else because they own their own business.

Boss at work may or may not be abusive to their employees.

Amway Platinum is always abusive to the downline.

Boss from work doesn’t send emails to employee’s home or texts or phones when off shift. Well, maybe occasionally if someone has called in sick and they want to know if you can cover. But it would be rare for a boss to contact an employee outside normal working hours except in unusual circumstances.

Platinum boss is constantly on the IBO employee’s asses: phone calls, texts, maybe emails, or demanding the employee’s presence somewhere. 24/7.

If your boss where you work is an asshole and you don’t get along, you quit and find another job you’ll like better.

If your husband is a brainwashed Amway ambot and the Platinum is an asshole its tough going to make him quit because he’s been brainwashed to believe that people who quit Amway are losers and success is right around the corner.

Its my calculation that I much spent less time during the workweek with any boss I’ve ever had than with the Amway Platinum.

I’ve made more money in a day at any job I’ve ever had than I’ve made in a month of being an Amway IBO. Hell! Probably made more money in an hour at any job compared to a month of what I earned being an Amway IBO.

If I had to choose between going back to work or going back to Amway, I’d find another job. Amway is hell! Most jobs working for someone else are tolerable.

If I had to choose between spending a day with any of my former bosses or a day with our former Platinum, I would choose a day with any former boss over an Amway asshole.

So to answer my question of who is worse - my boss (if I currently had one so I’ll choose a former one) or our Amway Platinum - our Platinum is the biggest motherfucking cocksucking son of a bitch straight out of hell’s worst nightmare I’ve ever met in my life. Can’t say that about any of my former bosses.

Monday, March 5, 2012

How to be a Good Amway Cult Leader

Here are my observations based on observing our sack of shit Platinum on what qualities a person must possess if they want to be a good Amway Cult Leader.

If you don’t possess these qualities or unable to be coachable and learn them then Amway is a bad career choice. Well.....Amway is a bad choice all around no matter what your aspirations are!

  1. Absolute dictatorship. This was mostly clear to me from our sack of shit Platinum who we heard speak more than we heard any other speaker, Emerald or Diamond. He demanded everyone in his downline to “ask permission” before doing anything. Constantly telling us to “submit to upline” and never question upline.
  2. No accountability. Its OK to brag about your accomplishments, bank account, material possessions, business profits, etc but never show proof to anyone who asks. If anyone in your downline asks for proof fall back on “never question upline”.
  3. Intolerance for questions. “Never question upline! Who do you think you are asking me something like that! Everything I say is the truth!”
  4. Refusal to disclose financial information regarding budget, expenses such as an independently audited financial statement. Our sack of shit Platinum never showed us none of his financial information though he wanted to see all of ours.
  5. Incite unreasonable fear about the world outside of Amway. Our Platinum was always preaching about impending catastrophe, evil conspiracies and all things negative. All the time! What else is out there except Amway? The answer to everyone’s prayers. Financial security for the rest of your life. Everyone else is doomed to have a J.O.B. and work for someone else.
  6. Must be able to lecture long sermons about negativity. Negativity is the main topic at Amway meetings - doom and gloom, businesses shutting down, social security won’t be there when you retire, etc.
  7. Must be good at insults, particularly mocking people who leave Amway. There is no legitimate reason to leave, not when success is right around the corner. Amway cult followers are always wrong in leaving and besides that they are also negative and evil. A good Platinum cult leader must ensure his cult followers understand that the people who leave Amway are quitters, losers, broke losers, negative, dream stealers, etc.
  8. Promote ostracism. Ensure that IBO’s understand they are not allowed to associate with former friends who have quit the Amway cult.
  9. Must be good at abusing cult followers. Hurling insults and then telling the ambot you are doing this for their own good and you still love them.
  10. Must be good at destroying relationships. Platinums in the Amway cult must learn to separate the ambot from their friends and family.
  11. Must be comfortable destroying other people’s finances, including but not limited to encouraging cult followers to run up credit card debt, take out line of credit or bank loans, telling them to skip mortgage payments so they can buy more Amway products or attend the next function, etc.
  12. Good at inflicting emotional distress. This can be a combination of destroying marriages, causing bankruptcy, foreclosure, alienating cult followers from their friends and family, and anything else they can think of to cause unhappiness and stress in the lives of the cult followers.
  13. Good at doling out punishment to cult followers who refuse to leave their wives or otherwise disobey the cult leader’s instructions.
  14. Must always be RIGHT. No one is allowed to win an argument with the cult leader who is all knowing and always right. The news media and Internet are always wrong especially if they have different information than the Amway cult leader. The only one who knows the truth is the Amway cult leader. Everything and everyone else is wrong.
  15. Able to control information as a means of brainwashing. Must be able to brainwash all cult followers to believe that the Amway cult leader is always telling the truth and the information must never be questioned. Do not believe any information from sources outside of Amway cult leaders. The cult leader must master the ability to control information in order to remove the cult follower’s ability to think for themselves.
  16. Good at deception. Very important for promoting the Amway scam.
  17. Ability to discredit an information source instead of debating the truth. Must excel at diversion techniques and character assassination techniques to distract cult followers from the truth.
  18. Must have a huge ego and the ability to find many cult followers to stroke it.
  19. Ability to use sleep deprivation as a means of brainwashing. This is done by keeping ambots at Amway cult meetings up to 1 or 2 or 3 in the morning until they are so tired that they’re willing to agree everything they hear at that hour is the truth.
  20. Ability to argue for hours that Amway is not a pyramid scheme.
  21. Good at love bombing - arranging instant friends for new cult members, lots of hugging, smiles, nicey nice behavior, etc.
  22. Good salesmanship - must particularly be good at bullying people into buying overpriced products that they don’t want or need.
  23. Knowledge of bible and biblical terms. All cult leaders must convince their followers that they are doing the Amway business all in the name of Jesus or God and Jesus wants you to do the Amway business. Must be good at twisting biblical references to suit Amway’s purposes. Love thyself first. Love thy money second.
  24. No conscience. Very important not to have a conscience when you are in Amway and if you want to be an Amway cult leader because you are scamming people out of their money, lying to them, being negative, destroying families, and causing emotional and financial distress to others.
  25. Must be greedy. All good Amway cult leaders must be obsessed with money and material possessions.
  26. Must have a screwy, unbalanced, and evil mindset. Normal, well balanced, compassionate human beings need not apply to be cult leaders in Amway..
  27. Ability to paint a dream land fantasy in the eyes of the cult followers of the lives full of riches they’ll have in 2 to 5 years with millions of dollars in residual income flowing in each month to easily afford their new luxurious lifestyles all thanks to Amway. In other words, the ability to sell the hope not the soap.
  28. Must strictly follow Amway’s cult leader slogan: “Lie and deny.” That is the secret to success in Amway.
  29. Must be good at bullshitting. This includes lying about your own (imaginary) accomplishments, pumping people up by whipping the crowd into a frenzy of excitement about belonging to the Amway cult.
  30. Ability not to care about who you step on as long as you make a buck.
  31. Most important. Must be able to lie and deny that Amway is a cult. The truth about the secret Amway cult must not be revealed until new recruits have been signed up and the brainwashing begins.
My list is based on my observations and it might not be a list of qualities that the Amway corporation necessarily wants their Platinums to have but this is the reality of how they turn out and behave. Amway the corporation turns a blind eye to this behavior - namely abuse from the upline - and refuses to take action against the troublemakers. Chop off a Platinum and there goes a stream of income. Its this kind of IBO antics and bloggers like myself who reveal them that contributes to giving Amway a bad name. Most companies take responsibility for the actions of their employees. Not Amway. Rather than take complaints seriously at the head office they prefer disgruntled customers and former employees to take to the Internet to make sure everyone searching for information gets the real picture. Being a good corporate citizen goes right out the window here!

Not everybody loves Platinum cult leaders the way Amway does!

Some of them, like myself, expose them on the Internet so everyone knows what hell awaits if they get involved in Amway thanks to lying sack of shit destructive Platinums!

And from marriedtoanambot let’s just send another big old FUCK YOU out to Amway Scamway and their scammer army of Ambots.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Critical Mass Is Impending!

Critical mass is impending? Doom and gloom is upon us? Sounds like something has gone badly wrong in a break out sect of the Catholic church!

Critical mass was something we heard at Amway meetings. “Now is the time to get into Amway and start building your Amway business! The Amway business is exploding and now is the time to get in and collect the benefits of getting into Amway in time ($$$$$$$$$$) before we reach critical mass.” Blah blah blah. Something to that effect.

We were always told that we’d come “on board” at just the right time. “Now is the beginning of what is gearing up to be a huge increase in Internet sales of Amway products. Exciting changes are just about to happen in the Amway business. This is huge!”

Yup all the rah rah hype the cult leaders use to brainwash their followers.

I heard that same bullshit propaganda pitch over 10 years ago the first time we signed up for Amway! The only change between round one and round two was that we lost more money thanks to more Amway tools being on the scene - Communikate, WWDB premier membership, etc - and we had to invest more heavily into Amway’s tool scam.

To further punctuate that we’d gotten on board with Amway at just the right time when the Amway business is about to explode we were shown charts of how this trend was supposed to occur over the next few years with sales going up. This chart was part of the business plan flip cards that were shown at every Amway meeting.

The sack of shit Platinum used to flip the chart upside down and say those were the statistics of people who aren’t in Amway. Doomed not to have any savings and work a job until they were 65 years old at which time they’d automatically either die or be broke.

There might have been some changes in Amway but whether or not they’re exciting depends on whether or not you’re an ambot. Or married to one.

Once Ambot was immersed in the Amway cult these are the (not) exciting changes I observed in him:

  1. he got into huge arguments with people he normally got along well with because they didn’t want to come to Scamway meetings
  2. he sneered at people who had J.O.B.s and wouldn’t consider Amway a viable career choice
  3. he was very rude to friends who weren’t interested in supporting his business by buying overpriced Amway products
  4. he dropped whatever he was doing to respond to phone calls or text messages from the bastards in his upline who wanted him to haul his ass to wherever they were for whatever they deemed was more important
  5. he quoted Amway speak constantly and parroted whatever his upline brainwashed him into repeating. Like just shut the fuck up! Nobody gives a shit about goddamned Amway! Notice how everybody avoids us and no one invites us over anymore?
  6. he questioned everything I did and how it was making him money in his Amway business.
  7. he had the brainwashed delusion that his upline sponsor was some sort of god only by virtue of the fact that he had brought him into the Amway cult and therefore we must lick his asshole
  8. he became a slob around the house littering his Amway garbage wherever he happened to be and refused to put the consumed items containers into the garbage or recycling bin. Part of the Amway male chauvinist pig club’s teachings. The only use for women in the lives of Amway warriors is to pick up after them.
  9. he used his previously debt free credit card for Amway related purchases including treating the entire upline out for meals and maxed it out buying Amway shit so he could impress the assholes in his upline.
  10. he became increasingly agitated, argumentative, rude, and snobbish
  11. he accused everyone with different points of view (from his upline) of being negative
  12. have I mentioned how fucking OBNOXIOUS he was to anyone who didn’t share his view on how wonderful, amazing, etc etc the Amway cult is.

Yeah that was a real joy to live with! The ambot monster from Amway hell! Created by the fucking assholes in our upline. A frankenambot!

The changes since Ambot got out of the cult and away from being brainwashed by assholes like our sack of shit Platinum have been a lot more positive such as becoming a nice person again. Despite the upline’s bullshit claims that being in Amway makes you a nicer person - a tactic used to distract ambots from paying attention to the money they’re not making - I’m here to say that NO WAY  IN HELL does being an Amway IBO make someone a nicer person. As a brainwashed group of cult followers they might all put on a fake nicey nice act at Amway functions and seminars but in private they’re nasty, surly, unapproachable sorry excuses for human beings. Losing money in the Amway pyramid scheme can change a person’s personality and make them nasty demons. Dealing with the upline asshole cult leaders who brainwash IBO’s into thinking the reason they’re not succeeding in the Amway scam is because they’re not trying hard enough or because they’re losers is another part of belonging to this shitty MLM scam.

No matter what some lousy brainwashed asshole might say about how Amway brings exciting changes to people’s lives, I’m here to say watching someone getting brainwashed by the Amway cult is not an exciting change. Its a descent into hell.

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Ambots bragging about Amway Tax Refunds

I had an ambot show up to leave a comment on this post:


LOL... she lost $35 000 in 11 years, that's just shy of $3200 a year... you all understand this is a product business and despite what you think about the business structure the products themselves are very rarely second to none. Even a deaf mute could sell enough product in amway to profit $3200 a year to cover those expenses, not to mention the tax return money if you even keep half assed books. I love how she fails to mention how much money she made from selling products and tax return income for running a home based business.... and if she didn't make her money back from sales volume and tax return, then I do not feel sorry for her.... she was just lazy and I know how much you all Love to hear that!


For a moment let’s try to put aside the canned Amspeak bullshit. This is typical of most comments that ambots leave on my blog.

Today’s post is about the part of this comment where the ambot mentions getting a tax return income based on running your Amway business. Seeing as how tax time is coming upon us I thought I’d revisit this whole get-a-tax-refund-if-you’re-in-Amway that is widely promoted by the Amway cult leaders.

This was the type of tax advice our Amway upline gave us that everything in Amway is a tax deduction and as this ambot clarified - they count Amway tax returns as part of an IBO income. What the upline really means is the only way an IBO can make money in Amway is to deduct Amway expenses from the income they earn in their real J.O.B and the only Amway income comes in the form of a tax refund. Our upline told us we’d get a big tax refund deducting all our Amway expenses - legitimate or not.

At Amway meetings I attended the Platinum and pretty much everyone else in the room would be bragging how things couldn’t be better and their business is growing. Then these same IBO’s claim they’re getting a large refund after filing their income taxes.

My Ambot was fascinated. He had no idea the secret to getting a tax refund - according to our upline - was to become an Amway IBO. Free money from the government!

Refund? Ha, that’s a laugh when your business is doing good.

Ambots can not grasp this concept.

If your business makes too much money (income) and you don’t have enough deductions (expenses) you owe money at tax time. Yay! Business is going great!

If you do not make much money and your expenses are higher that your income then the government issues you a refund. Boo! Business is the shits!

In other words it is pretty much impossible for an IBO to claim business is going great and they’re making lots of money and then talk out of the other side of their mouth about how they’re getting a big tax refund. Or as ambots refer to it: tax return income for running an Amway business.

Most Amway IBO’s in addition to being fake business owners work a dreaded J.O.B. and are employed by a company and receive regular paychecks. When tax time comes around those sneaky Amway bastards deduct all their Amway expenses (XS, Perfect Water, vitamins, food bars, hotels, function tickets, meals, travel, etc) against their job’s income.

That is the only way most IBO’s make money in Amway. By declaring everything they spend on Amway as a business expense and deducting it off their job’s income.

Lying little ambot bastards that they are! Tax cheaters!

Here is a big clue ambots! Unless you own a grocery store, items that you eat (groceries!) can not be deducted as business expenses in order to get a tax refund. When you’re an Amway IBO if you’re declaring travel and restaurant expenses on your taxes you better be showing some kind of Amway income profit on selling Amway products. If Uncle Sam catches up with you you’ll be up shit creek!

My husband and I run a legitimate business. We have a tax number. We have business license. We have insurance. We have accounting software where we create client invoices, and enter all monies received from clients and all monies we paid out in the course of running our business. We have legitimate business expenses that can be used as deductions. We back it all up on a CD and give it to our accountant at tax time. This is because we’re smart enough to hire the services of a professional who checks we entered everything correctly and aren’t missing information and ensures we are not leaving ourselves exposed and who also does their damnedest to make sure they write off as many expenses as they legitimately can so that we have less money to pay back to the government in what we owe in taxes.

Sure the hell beats “counselling with upline” and being told everything in Amway (XS, Perfect Water, vitamins, laundry soap, cleaning products, etc) is a legitimate business deduction!

For the record - our accountant disagreed with our Amway upline! Refused to handle anything Amway related saying “I deal with legitimate businesses not pyramid schemes.”

So much for “never question upline”!

If you are running a pretend Amway business and are taking your upline’s advice on filling out your taxes so that you can earn your money in Amway courtesy of a government tax refund check be prepared to end up in big shit in an audit.

When we were in Amway we were told if nothing else Amway is a good tax shelter. The taxman might disagree. Here is some more interesting reading:

IRS to Amway: The Party’s Over!

IRS answers for business or hobby and deductions. http://www.irs.gov/newsroom/article/0,,id=169490,00.html

Peter Reilly’s blog post about Amway IBO’s in tax court.

Another post by Peter Reilly about taxes and Amway. This one is kind of interesting if you go to the comments. In typical ambot fashion anytime posts like this surface on the Internet the Amway rats scramble out of the sewer to battle the truth by coming out swinging with false accusations in a bizzare attempt to create distractions away from the truth about Amway. The first ambot who posts a response accuses Mr Reilly of murdering his mother!