My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Friday, April 20, 2012
The Attack of the Scambot Destroyer!
10 comments:
Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.
"The day when I shall have your head and theirs overlooking my nightstand..."
ReplyDeleteI believe one can find heads to put on their nightstand for about a quarter of the price at Costco than what Amway charges.
~Dave
Ha ha! I wonder why the Scambot Destroyer wants their heads instead of their asses!?
DeleteThis is too hilarious - scambot heads and assses on a night stand! What a genius thinker, I love it!
DeletePeople who are no longer being brainwashed by the Amway cult have their genius restored to them!
DeleteThis guy is too funny! ! I literally LOL'd when reading this.
ReplyDelete-Mesha
Hi Mesah - Yeah s/he is pretty funny and still shows up often to unleash on brainwashed scambots! I think even earlier today too.
DeleteYou really think death threats against me are amusing? Especially given you also regularly allow my identity and location to be published on this blog?
ReplyDeleteWhat death threats?
DeleteThere were no death threats. Everyone loves a clown and you are the biggest Amway clown in town.
DeleteScambotshit…it’s an honor! Tell me something, did your fuckupline creator program you to experience fear? Even so, I bet you weren’t upgraded to process the real meaning of terror…it’s been oh so many years Quixbot.
DeleteI’ve been looking forward to this Ampocalypse of ours for so many years you know…wondering what those Scamway motherboards were scheming and plotting down there in that Quixlab of your fuckupline creator. Not to worry though, don’t go blowin no fucking Scamcircuit over this…you fucking Scambucket of Quixbolts…I will unplug your Quixcam from its very source, you have my word Scamshitbot!
(I know a bucket of Quixcamfuckshitbolts like your unit does not know what this means...but I'll teach you oh so very slowly, scamcircuit by scamcircuit...)
Yours truly
The Amfuckshitbot Destroyer