Sunday, May 27, 2012

Ambot Denial: Amway is Not a Get-Rich-Quick Scheme

I can't tell you how many times I heard our sack of shit Platinum say Amway is not a get rich quick scheme.

What he does NOT say is that Amway is also not a get rich slowly business.

Amway is a get rich NEVER kind of business. Except for a fraction of 1% of IBO's who make money though unllikely to be the promised riches some Amway asshole from the stage tells you.

I heard every amount from $100,000 to $750,000 a year promised to us by Amway assholes from our sponsor to the Diamonds.

Lying bunch of bastards!

Ambots spend a lot of time denying that Amway is not a get rich scheme and not a pyramid scheme. Anyone who has to spend so much time denying something and arguing why its not - gotta have them canned Amspeak responses ready! - you know its gotta be exactly that otherwise why spend so much time in denial mode?

I've never heard anyone from McDonalds telling franchise owners that buying a restaurant is not a get rich quick scheme. Owning a McDonalds is kind of the same thing as owning a gold mine! Its always gonna make money. Likewise I've never heard anyone from McDonalds going around convincing the public that they are not a pryamid scheme and they are not a scam. They don't need to spend time denying what they are not. They need to convince people what they are.

Legitimate businesses don't need to spend an enternity denying anything. You don't hear representatives from Dairy Queen going around convincing people that Blizzards taste great. Most people can figure that one out after a couple of spoonfuls.

I saw an interesting article on Yahoo that I wanted to share called How To Retire With $1 Million.

Of course the first thouht that comes to mind is if you want to retire with any money, don't fritter it away in the Amway scam!

Anyway its something to think of. People like us who are small business owners don't have a pension to rely on so in our working years we have to figure out other investments to supplement our social security. That small amount coming in each month is all some people have. For others its just a regular amount coming in each month that can be counted on to show up and probably just covers monthly expenses depending on where you live. Its a lot more expensive to live in New York City than somewhere out in the boonies in Oklahoma. People like us need investments to bring in a steady income when we retire for the fun stuff. Or maybe the not so fun stuff when a major appliance needs to be replaced.

What we don't need is some bullshit claim from the lying assholes in the Amway upline about the gazillions of dollars in residual income that will be rolling in forever in our golden years.

I hope everyone is enjoying the Memorial Day weekend! I have been swamped with activities for the past couple of days. Everyone wants me! Got some more fun planned this afternoon! Woo hoo! At least I'm not stuck at some fucking Amway cult meeting!

24 comments:

  1. They only say Amway is not get rich quick to avoid the "too good to be true" label. What the heck do they think it is when they say 2-5 years, six figure income while you walk the beaches sipping mai tais the rest of your life. Scam! WWDB = Scam!

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    1. Yup. A millionaire in 2 to 5 years of being inside the Amway cult? Sounds pretty quick to me. The assholes in our upline said we'd be making $10,000/month after 5 or 6 months in Amway, sounds kind of get rich quick to me too.

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    2. The funny part is how it changes the longer an ambot is involved. They will start with the un-brainwashed prospect promising things like $10,000 a month after 6 months with only part-time hours needed. Then when the 6 months are up and the prospect is losing money instead, they can start changing the timeline and amount because now the ambot is plugged into the brainwashing system and can be much easier manipulated. It is interesting that they will themselves then go out prospecting and giving the same unrealistic promises despite the fact they themselves have already seen that it is bullshit. But, of course, they are told it is only a "white lie" to pull people in for their own good.

      ~Dave

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    3. Dave - that's when the assholes in the Amway upline start saying "you can't quit now not when success is right around the corner." But yeah by the 6 month mark most IBO's have figured it out than the Amway business isn't all that the assholes in their upline pumped it up to be.

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  2. Amway isn't even sort of a deal lol.

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    1. How much money did you make in amway?

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  3. There has to be a disclaimer so that when the cult adherents (Ambots if you will) discover that Amway is actually a 'Never Get Rich Scheme,' the cultic scam artists can then say, "Didn't we tell you that Amway was not a get rich quick scheme!" Most Ambots quit blaming themselves, which I suppose they should, even though they've been lied to and cheated in the worst of all possible ways, by someone they believed in and trusted.

    Amway Kingpins speak with forked tongue!

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    1. quixtarisacult - all ambots speak with forked tongue!

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    1. Jonathan - my blog is about discussing why my Amway upline are a bunch of assholes and why ambots are creepy.

      If you want to discuss people in Amway who I've never heard of or why people are doing this that and the other in Amway then you need to go to another blog that discusses the Amway business.

      Have you downloaded a free ebook called Merchants of Deception written by former emerald Eric Scheibler? It'll be a real wakeup call to how much money is actually made at the Emerald level and the mental anguish the writer suffered. Here's the link.

      http://www.transgallaxys.com/~emerald/

      There are youtube videos of other former Emeralds who also say they were earning the same amount as Scheibeler between 2 and 3 thousand a month.

      Have you actually asked those people who claim they are making all this money in Amway to show their tax returns to you? What about their profit and loss statements? This is a business. They should open their books to anyone who wants to open an Amway business.

      If they give you a bullshit answer about how its private or personal you'll know they're lying to you.

      We made more than our sponsor too. Wanna find out how?

      No really. Go to one of the other blogs where I have links in the upper right hand of this blog to discuss the Amway business plan.

      Come back later today to read my newest blog. I'll be giving an ambot a shit kicking. Take note if you don't want to star in one of my upcoming posts.

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    4. Jonathan - You're right my blog is not all about cursing out my upline. sometimes I discuss Amway products or various "lines" that ambots use to trick other people. But mostly in ways that I can make my upline look like a bunch of assholes in the long run. This particular post served a few different puproses. Making our Platinum look like the lying asshole that he is. Posting a link to a somewhat interesting article I read. And to kill time because I hadn't blogged for a few days and I was busy over the Memorial Day Weekend. Not all my posts are dedicated to cursing out my former upline but those are the most fun ones!

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    5. Oh and go to amwayscheme.blogspot.com for a more indepth analysis of the Amway business.

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    6. I'm sorry, I can't hold it in any longer...Jonathan, you're an Ambot so JUST SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP AND GO BACK TO DROPPING-OFF YOUR SOAPS AND DEODORANTS DOOR-TO-DOOR YOU STUPID AMSHIT FUCKUP! I'll make sure to have a riffle ready when I see you on the streets with your shitvette and that dollar-store suit you call dressed for success! Peace Amreps, you're a door-to-door begger not a business owner ok!

      I'm sorry AnnaBanana, I really tried, I promise! I really FUCKING tried! =(

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    7. Ambot Destroyer - is that you?

      There's not much we can do. Jonathan has been brainwashed by the assholes in his Amway upline not to believe anything from outside sources. He is only to believe what his upline says because they're the only ones who have his best interests at heart.

      All he has to do is read the small print in his Amway overview and try asking his upline some questions about their income which they'll shut him down on. Everyone's gotta make their own mistakes. Can't say we tried!

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    8. ...hehehe, yeah...hi Anna Banana, love your blog!

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  5. Did you hear about the $56 million class action lawsuit against Amway? Amway has to pay this amount - more details available online, just google search "Amway class action lawsuit". I think this information might help wake some of these Ambots up.

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    1. Dave - I think the only people who get rich in Amway quick or otherwise are Amway's owners and their lawyers!

      Depending on how brainwashed they are it takes a lot to wake some of these ambots up!

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  6. I just want to make sure that everyone is aware that Jonathan came in and deleted his comments earlier this morning June 6 2012. I didn't ask him to do so. He just showed up and deleted them. Probably some asshole in his Amway upline told him not to leave comments on a site that does not promote Scamway in glowing loving terms.

    Amway censorship hard at work again on its brainwashed ambots!

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    1. Or hopefully he has finally been able to shake off some of the brainwashing to do the math and see things for what they really are and had an epiphany in regards to the scam of Amway. Then decided to delete his comments out of embarrassment.

      I guess there could have been any number of reasons. For his - and his family's - sake, I hope it's the epiphany.

      ~Dave

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    2. Dave - I doubt it or he would have deleted his blogger profile. The ones who quit usually come back to say they finally figured out Amway is a scam.

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  7. How much money did you make in amway?

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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