Monday, July 2, 2012

Things to do in Boise, Idaho instead of Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2012

Seeing as how Amway WWDB Puryear Family Reunion 2012 is being held in Boise, Idaho in July 13 to 15 2012 its time to refresh a post I wrote last year about what there is to do in this town instead of attending the Amway function.

I’m sure IBO’s would be absolutely shocked that there are people out there who are travelling to Boise in July who are not interested in attending Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2012!

The problem is due to my high standings in the search engines I bring other people to my blog who are genuinely searching for things to do in Boise and don’t give a flying fuck about Amway and their brainwashing conference! Well who does?! Sorry folks!

Boise Art Museum  Adult admission is $5, slightly less for other age groups. Let’s see if I had no interest in visiting the Louvre then I think I’d have to give this art museum a pass too. I got no culture I guess! Hell! If I was forced to choose between Family Reunion and the art museum I’d be looking at paintings!

The Boise Zoo  Adult admission is $7. Less for other age groups. You know that’s not a bad price for a zoo. I’d probably go. Beats listening to those orangutans from the stage!

Boise Trolley Tours  Admission for a narrated tour around Boise is $18 for adults and less for other age groups. You know, you’ve been on one trolley you’ve been on them all! I think this would be a pass for me. Unless of course I was forced to choose between the trolley and Family Reunion. Clang! Clang! Clang! All aboard!!!

There are free tours at the Idaho Capitol Building.

Roaring Springs Waterpark  Now we’re talking! This is my kind of fun on a hot summer day. Price depends on how tall you are. If you’re over 4’ its $27.99. Unless you’re a senior (over 55!) no height restriction $22.99. Ha! Hey its cheaper and cooler than Family Reunion!

Check out Trip Advisor for top attractions to Boise.

And just what is the #1 rated tourist attraction in Boise according to Trip Advisor?
The old penitentiary! Reasonably priced for a tour - $5.
Hey you all know the drill now. I would go there! Absolutely if I had to pick between an Amway function or going to jail - I would go to jail!

So there you have it. All the better stuff to do in Boise Idaho instead of attending the Amway WWDB Family Reunion.

Of course most of you are on to me now. This is just another blog to get to the top of the Google search engines using the key words I need to screw up IBO searchers looking for information on the Amway WWDB Puryear Family Reunion 2012. Also I hope this helps out a wife who has been dragged off the Family Reunion by her brainwashed husband but resists going inside the Centurylink Arena for the brainwashing sessions. There are other things to do in Boise. Hell sitting in your hotel room reading a book or watching TV is more productive than losing your mind at a Scamway meeting listening to those fucked up Amway cult leaders!


  1. Pretty much doing ANYTHING other than attending the Amway WWDB Family Reunion in Boise, Idaho is more productive to one's finances. Sitting in an alleyway clipping toenails while humming "Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey" by the Beatles is more productive than attending the Amway WWDB Family Reunion in Boise, Idaho. Sitting on a toilet and pretending to have a bowel movement in a store display in Home Depot is more productive than attending Amway WWDB Family Reunion in Boise, Idaho. Dressing up like a horse and running up and down the streets in Boise while whinnying is more productive than attending Amway WWDB Family Reunion in Boise, Idaho. Going to a local park and giving each of the ducks in the lake a formal name is more productive than attending the Amway WWDB Family Reunion in Boise, Idaho.

    Because unlike the Amway WWDB Family Reunion in Boise, Idaho, you won't lose money, family, friends and spouses (well, as long as they have a sense of humor) doing those things.

    Amway calls these events important at "building your business", but what do they actually give you for your money? Good, sound business advice? Solid tips for improving and keeping track of one's profit/loss statements?

    Nope. They are only smoke and mirrors brainwashing sessions. Designed to keep people "fired up" and motivated to continue losing money to Amway by dangling a fantasy carrot of future riches by having one phony blowhard after another pretending they got to where they are by just doing what they want the Ambots to do. Don't expect any of them to tell the truth and say "I actually got my money by selling you suckers tons of useless CD's and books and a speaking fee for standing up here lying to all of you plus a portion of the gate receipts. But please keep on lining my pockets on your way to the poorhouse! Bwahahahahaha!!!!"

    If one finds the activities they experience at the Amway WWDB Family Reunion in Boise, Idaho, valuable then they should really love attending a Scientology or Unification Church rally. Same kind of getting folks "fired up"(brainwashed) with late night, sleep deprived sessions, droid chanting, endless ranting speakers, etc.

    (I hope that helps the search engines. lol)


    1. Ha ha! Thanks Dave! Very funny! Watch the Jackass movies much?

  2. Hi Anna I am a 21 year old girl who has recently ended up in a terrible situation with my long term boyfriend joining amway and being turned into a monster. I really need your help but would rather not explain myself publicly if I could somehow email you or something I would so so so appreciate I don't know what to do anymore. Thank you for all the advice you post on this site.

    1. Hi Kristy. I'm sorry to hear about your situation. Been there. Hated being there. Hated putting up with the Ambot monster my husband became. Hated putting up with the fucking assholes in the Amway upline. You know what's happening. A nice, thoughtful man turns into a raving Amway cult follower who's broke, angry all the time and sneers at you for not supporting his "Amway business".

      A few times over the years myself or other bananas on this blog have emailed readers and all have the same thing happen. We don't get a response. Not even so much as a thank you for taking the time to write so we don't usually waste our time doing that anymore.

      However if you have a story to tell you can leave a comment anonymously and we'll respond. Or you can write a comment and ask us not to publish it and then I or one of the administrators will write a response. I'd recommend doing that on one of the more recent posts rather than one that's a few years old!

      If you haven't already done so you need to download and read a free ebook called Merchants of Deception. Written by a former Emerald its a true Amway horror story. Practically everything he wrote it's like I could have been right there in the room with him. Saw and heard most of the same stuff. However he had more knowledge than most Ambots because he was starting to get to the stage where he could profit from the Amway tool scam. A link to download this free book is in the right side of this page under more information about Amway.

      It'll keep you up all night reading this one! If you can, try to convince your boyfriend to read it too. Maybe he'll finally get it that Amway has over 99% failure rate. The book's author had 1000 people in his downline and was only topping out around $3000/month. Does your boyfriend know 1000 people he can sign up to Scamway and keep motivated to keep buying shitty overpriced Amway products?

      If your boyfriend likes high risk "investments" like Amway with such a high failure rate maybe you can convince him to play the stock market instead. He's got a better chance of making money. I've got a post about that coming up next month.

      This blog has a lot of information in it if you've read some of the other posts and some very kind readers who will leave comments offering encouragement.

      You don't say how long your boyfriend has been in the scam. And here it's important to note that he's at the right age to get scammed into Amway the Cult of Greed because he's too young to have heard about Amway's bad reputation. He should have talked to his parents or grandparents first. Most ambots quit after a few months when they realize they got scammed and they're not making money. 95% quit Amway inside 2 years. Knowing the averages is on your side, you can either do what most of us "negative unchristian dreamstealing" (The words of the assholes in the Amway upline!) wives/girlfriends do and that's wait him out.

      Or you can move on and find a man who'll treat you better than a broke Amway loser ever will.

      But for now get started reading Merchants of Deception so you have a better understanding of the evil Amway cult. Also try reading some of the other blogs on the reading list on the upper right side of the page.

      If you haven't already done so, watch the Dateline Youtube videos. Link in more information about Amway. Undercover at an Amway brainwashing conference. Smoke and mirrors and lies.

      Good luck to you!


Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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