Things to do in Boise, Idaho instead of Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2012

Seeing as how Amway WWDB Puryear Family Reunion 2012 is being held in Boise, Idaho in July 13 to 15 2012 its time to refresh a post I wrote last year about what there is to do in this town instead of attending the Amway function.

I’m sure IBO’s would be absolutely shocked that there are people out there who are travelling to Boise in July who are not interested in attending Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2012!

The problem is due to my high standings in the search engines I bring other people to my blog who are genuinely searching for things to do in Boise and don’t give a flying fuck about Amway and their brainwashing conference! Well who does?! Sorry folks!

Boise Art Museum  Adult admission is $5, slightly less for other age groups. Let’s see if I had no interest in visiting the Louvre then I think I’d have to give this art museum a pass too. I got no culture I guess! Hell! If I was forced to choose between Family Reunion and the art museum I’d be looking at paintings!

The Boise Zoo  Adult admission is $7. Less for other age groups. You know that’s not a bad price for a zoo. I’d probably go. Beats listening to those orangutans from the stage!

Boise Trolley Tours  Admission for a narrated tour around Boise is $18 for adults and less for other age groups. You know, you’ve been on one trolley you’ve been on them all! I think this would be a pass for me. Unless of course I was forced to choose between the trolley and Family Reunion. Clang! Clang! Clang! All aboard!!!

There are free tours at the Idaho Capitol Building.

Roaring Springs Waterpark  Now we’re talking! This is my kind of fun on a hot summer day. Price depends on how tall you are. If you’re over 4’ its $27.99. Unless you’re a senior (over 55!) no height restriction $22.99. Ha! Hey its cheaper and cooler than Family Reunion!

Check out Trip Advisor for top attractions to Boise.

http://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g35394-Activities-Boise_Idaho.html

And just what is the #1 rated tourist attraction in Boise according to Trip Advisor?

The old penitentiary! Reasonably priced for a tour - $5.

Hey you all know the drill now. I would go there! Absolutely if I had to pick between an Amway function or going to jail - I would go to jail!

So there you have it. All the better stuff to do in Boise Idaho instead of attending the Amway WWDB Family Reunion.

Of course most of you are on to me now. This is just another blog to get to the top of the Google search engines using the key words I need to screw up IBO searchers looking for information on the Amway WWDB Puryear Family Reunion 2012. Also I hope this helps out a wife who has been dragged off the Family Reunion by her brainwashed husband but resists going inside the Centurylink Arena for the brainwashing sessions. There are other things to do in Boise. Hell sitting in your hotel room reading a book or watching TV is more productive than losing your mind at a Scamway meeting listening to those fucked up Amway cult leaders!

Recent Search Criteria to Land On Married to an Ambot

My blog is pretty high on the search engines for just about anything related to Amway so I decided to put down what some of my searchers have been using to end up at my blog over the past day. Followed by my thoughts on that search!

“sex sex sex Amway big” - those Amway bastards ain’t getting sex because being in Amway is such a huge turn off that they gotta head to the Internet for their sex fixes

“XS energy drinks” - what can I say? Piss water!!!!

“Amway IBO” - seems a little on the tame side as far as searchers go

“Brad Wolgamott affair” - mind your own business you fucking nosy ambots!

“how to quit the Amway website” - how about just stop visiting there? Don’t click the link!

“Ron Puryear scandal” - I can’t nail down only one

“Platinum level income Amway” - whatever amount the lying sack of shit tells you. They lying Amway assholes like to throw around $100,000. They’re losing money though they won’t admit it - fake it till you make it!

“Amway summer conference 2012” - yup see Anna Banana for your Amway info cause its top secret info that you won’t get out of WWDB or Amway!

“Equipo Vision Amway scam” - I believe this is a Spanish speaking Amway cult.

“Amway Boise 2012” - yup still number one for ambots to find their info!

“Inspiring letters from Amway Platinums” - oh excuse me while I puke!!!!! Ha ha ha!!!!

“go to hell Amway” - Impossible! Amway is already there!!!!

“Amway CDs for sale” - why the fuck would you want one????

“Family Reunion WWDB 2012 location” - at least ambots can find that info from my blog because its very hard to find from their cult leaders or anywhere else on the Internet. Top secret location for big cult meeting!

“fuck Amway” - yup that searcher came to the right place!

“Amway Double X” - yup we’ve discussed this one a few times. Puke city!

“WWDB is a scam” - you got that right!

“Amway sex” - yawn!

“We hate Amway” - usually the searchers just say “I hate Amway” so I got a tag team here

“my wife is an ambot” - ooh, I feel for you guy. Maybe you should write a blog too giving the male perspective. You are in the minority. Usually its the husband who is the ambot.

“how do I cancel Communikate” - yup we have that covered here too!

“Amway free gift” - ha ha ha!!! Now there’s a laugh. And was a topic of a post I wrote so this search comes up often.

“quit IBO” - I ain’t quitting you!!!!

“Can I quit Amway through the website” - Amway makes it very difficult for IBO’s to figure out how to quit. The simple way is to stop buying Amway shit, stop attending Scamway meetings, and don’t renew your membership at the end of the year. Its not like you get a refund on your membership fee for the unused portion for the rest of the year.

“Ganesh Shenoy divorce” or various themes on that. A lot of nosy ambots out there.

“fuck Amway” - or did I already cover that one. Get it a lot from my searchers!

“kicked out of Amway” - oh you should be so lucky!!!

“Amway school sex” - Amway has schools for sex classes? Holy shit! Just one of those things you don’t really want to know about!

What is there to do in Portland Oregon during Amway WWDB Duncan Family Reunion 2011?

Seeing as how I did a travel blog about the things one can do in Boise instead of attending Puryear Family Reunion 2011 I thought it was only fair to investigate Portland’s tourist attractions that one can go to instead of attending the Duncan Family Reunion 2011.

If I can find out who Nelsen is and what city they’re holding their family reunion I’ll give the tourism in that town a boost too.

A Google search tells me that Portland has a lot of museums and Oriental inspired gardens and parks. Not really my thing but certainly if someone held a gun to my head and told me to choose between going to the Amway WWDB Family Reunion or a museum, I’d go to the The Hat Museum.  Admission is $15, way cheaper than being bored to death by a bunch of aging Diamonds ripping off IBO’s.

No one will want to miss the Church of Elvis. Its in the store window of a shop in Chinatown. Has a coin operated movie that you can plug from the sidewalk. So I’d call it nearly free. Spooky coincidence that the poor bastards attending Family Reunion will also be up and about pretty much 24 hours a day because the brainwashing techniques work better on sleep deprivation. I’d rather hear what the Church of Elvis movie has to say at 2 in the morning than the sack of shit Platinum!

House Spirits Distillery tour and tasting. Yummy! Have to be 21. There is a fee for tasting but if you buy a bottle it will be waived. This will make you forget about those nasty Amway IBO’s!

Widmer Brothers Brewing  Free tour. Free beer. Need I say more?

The Oregon Zoo  Adult admission is $10.50. A little cheaper for other age groups. It’ll be fun to visit the bear exhibit and imagine feeding your upline to the grizzlies!

For anyone really interested in visiting Portland, Oregon and doing tourist attraction things see Trip Advisor http://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g52024-Activities-Portland_Oregon.html#TtD for suggestions. Most attractions are museums and parks.

As best as I could figure out Portland does not have a water park. There are 3 or 4 within a 2 hour drive of the city.

July? No water park? Yikes! Can anyone say find a hotel with a swimming pool?

Trade Show at Puryear Family Reunion 2011

Seeing as how I have such “fond” memories of the trade show at Family Reunion I thought I’d check the WWDB web page and see if there’s any mention of the kind of trade show treats that await the poor bastards going to the Amway WWDB Family Reunion in Boise Idaho in July 2011.

This year’s fakey trade show seems slightly different than the one I attended. They’re calling the Friday night trade show workshops and seminars. It sounds like it might be more or less the same thing as the trade show I went to. Booths and demos. Stingy demos judging by the dixie cup of Perfect Water and packet of one use Artistry face cream that we received.

How’s this for a way to kill a Friday night?

1. Learning about standing orders and digital delivery. Yeah right. I’d rather be learning this bullshit than attending a Friday night Rolling Stones concert.

2. Introducing the new WWDB app. Yeah sucks if you don’t have an iPhone. Expect the cult leaders to be riding their downline’s asses to buy new phones so they can buy this new app. More money flushed down the old Amway tool scam toilet!

3. Demonstrating how Legacy of Clean works. Here’s a news flash for those pompous Amway bastards. Most women learned how to operate a washing machine and dishwasher by the time they were twelve years old. Sorry guys this might have been a skill that took you a little longer to learn! We all know how to use laundry soap and dishwasher soap. We figured it out a long time ago. Through trial and error over the years we figured out which detergents do a good job of getting our clothes/dishes clean. We know the approximate prices of just about every soap out there because we’re good comparison shoppers. We know a good deal and will buy an extra one if its on sale. We all know that Amway’s soap is overpriced and there are better, less expensive options in the market. You can be pretty certain whoever is demonstrating this bullshit had to go to a lot of trouble to find maybe the one soap out there in the world that doesn’t clean as well as Amway.

4. Nutrilite Weight Management. Uh huh. Judging by some of the speakers who hit the stage we all see how good this product works! There’s about a 95% failure rate for people who try diets like this. Almost the same odds as the failure rate of people who don’t earn money in Amway. This is one company that loves to stack the odds against you and design their systems for failure!

5. Fast Track! Make money! Yeah, yeah! I’ve heard it all before! They were calling it Fast Track when we were in too!

6. Artistry will be there again doling out stingy sized sample packets. Avon is more generous with their samples. Less expensive. More variety. Need I say more? Artistry sucks!

So that tells me about 6 exhibitors/snake oil pitchers will be at the trade show. In my previous post I didn’t remember how many though I thought less than 10. We zipped through the trade fair in less than 20 minutes. This time they’re forcing “serious business builders” to stay a little longer by enticing them with “very important” seminars spaced out over a couple of hours. The seminars and demos start at various times between 6:30pm and 8:30pm. Don’t get your undies in a knot. Those seminars last about 5 minutes. There’s only so many ways you can bullshit about a lousy product.

There are more fun ways to spend a hot July weekend in Boise. Waterpark anyone?

More about the Amway WWDB Puryear Family Reunion 2011

This post serves no purpose other than to say hi to IBO’s searching for information about Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2011. I need some more keywords. That would be World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2011. Also known as the Puryear Family Reunion 2011. Its being held in Boise Idaho from July 8 to 10 2011.

If you do a Google search for Amway Family Reunion 2011 four of my posts are in the top 5. What’s the number one hit? A paid Amway ad. Well if they can’t beat me in the ranks they’ll damn well pay Google for the top spot! If you do a search for WWDB Family Reunion 2011 again four of my posts are in the top 5. The 5th post belongs to Amquix so let’s give them a little boost on my blog. Its a former WWDB Direct talking about the function costs. Some of the prices have gone up but really things haven’t changed too much. http://www.amquix.info/amway_wwdb_direct.html

You’d think those bastards at the World Wide Group would change their password but they don’t. Log in name is guest. Password is dream.

The purpose of this post is that I want to put in this year’s speakers in case someone is specifically doing a search for one of them at Amway Family Reunion 2011. You’ll find them here and they’re really hard to find anywhere else. Amway cult secrets. Keep it quiet. Hush hush.

So here are the Diamond speakers at the Puryear Family Reunion 2011 as listed on the WWDB web page who will be fighting over the admission proceeds the IBO’s coughed up to get in to the event. Those bastards really need to change their password! Ha ha!

Ron and Georgia Lee Puryear

Glen and Joya Baker

Dave and Jan Severn

Mike and Michi Woods

Greg and Laurie Duncan

Jim and Judy Head

Matt and Sandee Tsuruda

Dan and Sandy Yuen

Joe and Norma Foglio

And just because it’ll be fun to screw up a few more IBO’s searching for information on WWDB Amway Puryear Family Reunion lets toss in a few more names that are missing from the list. Notably absent:

Dean Kosage

Brad Wolgamott

David Shores

Brad Duncan

The reasons may have something to do with reports on other blogger’s websites: jumped ship to start their own LOS, bankruptcy, divorce, foreclosure, etc. The Amway bad boy’s club.

What to do in Boise during Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2011?

Seeing as how Amway WWDB Puryear Family Reunion 2011 is to be held in Boise, Idaho in July I thought I’d take a look at what tourist attractions are available for people travelling here.

I’m sure IBO’s would be absolutely shocked that there are people out there who are travelling to Boise in July who are not interested in attending this function!

So I did a good old Google search and here’s what I came up with.

Boise Art Museum  Adult admission is $5, slightly less for other age groups. Let’s see if I had no interest in visiting the Louvre then I think I’d have to give this art museum a pass too. I got no culture I guess! Hell! If I was forced to choose between Family Reunion and the art museum I’d be looking at paintings!

The Boise Zoo  Adult admission is $7. Less for other age groups. You know that’s not a bad price for a zoo. I’d probably go. Beats listening to those orangutans from the stage!

Boise Trolley Tours  Admission for a narrated tour around Boise is $18 for adults and less for other age groups. You know, you’ve been on one trolley you’ve been on them all! I think this would be a pass for me. Unless of course I was forced to choose between the trolley and Family Reunion. Clang! Clang! Clang! All aboard!!!

There are free tours at the Idaho Capitol Building.

Roaring Springs Waterpark  Now we’re talking! This is my kind of fun on a hot summer day. Price depends on how tall you are. If you’re over 4’ its $27.99. Unless you’re a senior (over 55!) no height restriction $22.99. Ha! Hey its cheaper and cooler than Family Reunion!

Check out Trip Advisor for top attractions to Boise.

http://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g35394-Activities-Boise_Idaho.html

And just what is the #1 rated tourist attraction in Boise according to Trip Advisor?

The old penitentiary!

Reasonably priced for a tour - $5.

Hey you all know the drill now. I would go there! Absolutely if I had to pick between an Amway function or going to jail - I would go to jail!

So there you have it. All the better stuff to do in Boise Idaho instead of attending the Amway WWDB Family Reunion.

Of course most of you are on to me now. This is just another blog to get to the top of the Google search engines using the key words I need to screw up IBO searchers looking for information on the Amway WWDB Puryear Family Reunion 2011. Also I hope this helps out a wife who has been dragged off the Family Reunion by her brainwashed husband but resists going inside the Idaho Qwest Arena for the brainwashing sessions. There are other things to do in Boise.

I just hope this post doesn’t hurt those poor suckers doing searches who are genuinely interested in Boise tourist attractions!

WWDB Amway Family Reunion July 2011

I figure brainwashed Amway cult followers are going to start looking for information on Family Reunion very soon so I thought I’d better get my blog as close to the top of Google searches as I can!

Calling the Amway WWDB function “family reunion” is very cultish. Its how the Amway cult leaders brainwash the followers into believing that their Amway family is their real family now. Many people join cults because they don’t have a good family and they’re desperate to join a family that will welcome them with open arms. Cults prey on these people. They prey on those who have good relationships with their family too. They're an equal opportunity cult! The Amway cult works hard at separating their followers from family members who are negative to “the business”. Separate and divide. We’re your new family now. And we’re throwing a big family reunion. You must attend. You will be love bombed all weekend. You won’t believe the love you’ll get from your new Amway family. This is how you show your loyalty to your cult leaders. Family reunion is for serious business builders. If you don’t come to Family Reunion we’ll know you’re not a serious business builder and we won’t work with you.

And the bullshit goes on. All good little brainwashed IBO’s must attend Family Reunion.

I snuck into the World Wide Dream Builders site - thanks to Former Lemming who alerted us to the guest passwords. I’m surprised they haven’t changed that log in information to keep us rebels out of there!

Here is what I see:

BELIEVE

Yes in big capital letters. They are SCREAMING at us! So what the fuck we’re supposed to believe?

Apparently if you believe your business will flourish and grow - it will.

Well holy shit! That was the secret all along. All you have to do is BELIEVE. None of this stalking recruits or selling overpriced Amway shit. All you gotta do is BELIEVE!

Nothing else!

OK I don’t want to get accused of infringing copyright laws by copying and pasting so I’ll try to paraphrase the bullshit from the WWDB web page. If you attend Family Reunion you will be inspired to BELIEVE you can build an Amway business. You will be motivated to use your talents to help others BELIEVE.

Sounds like a bunch of brainwashed bullshit to me. But this Family Reunion claims to offer something that has never been heard of before at any prior Family Reunion. Apparently there will be sales, product, and technology training.

Ha! Unlikely! Family Reunion consists of an endless march of Ken and Barbies strutting across the stage in evening gowns and tuxedos bragging about their wealth.

Puryear Family Reunion is July 8 to 10 2011.

Oh and here’s a real goodie for you smartphone users out there. WWDB will be introducing a new app! Guess what? It has invaluable features you won’t find anywhere else! I sure as hell hope not!!!! Ha ha!!!

And where will this convention of brainwashed ambots be held? At the Qwest Arena and Boise Center in Boise, Idaho!

I can not find out how much it costs. Try to click on those links and it says you need WWDB membership in order to view it. I looked at my old expenses and I put in $485 for Family Reunion tickets so that would be 2 tickets. I have $850 for other costs for this bullshit event - hotel, food, travel. So ballpark it around $1500 for a couple. The sky is the limit depending on air travel and hotel and food costs.

Boise, Idaho? Are they kidding me? No offense to any Idahoans out there but its not exactly the convention capital of the USA. There must be an airport but I don’t think of it as a major airport hub. Doesn't even look like a clear trip on a highway from other major cities. Must suck to get there from other parts of the US. Probably have to change planes 2 or 3 times to get to Boise. That has really got to suck if you live on the east coast!

But the ambots will come in droves, whipped on by their cult leaders.

WWDB Amway Family Reunion sucks!