Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Better Things to do in Denver Colorado than Amway WWDB FED 2012

One of the places that Amway World Wide Dream Builders is holding Free Enterprise Days is at the Colorado Convention Center in Denver Colorado. WWDB FED will be held there from October 26 to 28, 2012.
Its time to come up with some better things to do in Denver instead of attending the Amway brainwashing conference. Hell sitting in your hotel room watching TV would be a much better option than getting FED up listening to a bunch of Ken and Barbies spout off their Amspeak bullshit!
As usual my blog is getting tons of hits from ambots desperate to find information on how they can love and worship their cult leaders and hand over all their money to them. Its not my fault that Amway WWDB is so secretive about keeping this information away from the ambots who want to learn more so they have to come here for the information they seek.
Here’s my advice. Don’t go! There are better things to do in Denver! And lower priced!
October is a little early for skiing but I’ve found some other things to do.
Denver Zoo - Most of the places Amway holds functions have a zoo. Coin toss! Should I visit the baboons at the Denver Zoo or the baboons stomping across the stage at Amway WWDB FED? Admission is $15 or slightly cheaper if you’re over 65 years or younger than 12 years. A couple could spend a day at the zoo and go out for a really nice dinner all for less than the cost of one $125 ticket to FED.

Denver Art Museum - if you’re into looking at works of art this is the place to be. It costs $13. Slightly cheaper if you’re a Colorado resident, a senior or a student. Where’s that coin for the toss? Museum or zoo? Goodbye Picasso hello lions.

Wings Over The Rockies Air and Space Museum - I’ve visited a few aircraft museums and this is something I’d consider seeing as how I still haven’t gotten over the Spruce Goose being moved out of Long Beach! Not that its in Colorado. I think it went somewhere in Oregon. Admission is $11. Slightly cheaper if you’re over 65 or under 12. On Sunday afternoon October 28, ditch those lousy bastards brainwashing you at FED and go to the Haunting at the Hangar instead.

Molly Brown House Museum - If you’re a Titanic trivia buff you’ll enjoy this museum where the unsinkable Molly Brown lived. Admission is $8, slightly cheaper for other age groups. But the good news is if you’re in Denver for FED on Friday and Saturday night October 26 and 27 from 6pm to 9pm the house is hosting an evening called Victorian Horrors. Lets see. We have our choice. Going to an evening of Amway horrors for $125 or going to an evening of Victorian horrors for $18. I know which one I’m choosing!

Elitch Gardens - October is Fright Fest month at the theme park. Tickets are $49.99 for the full experience. A little pricey but still costs less than going to Free Enterprise Days. So you’ve got your choice. Fright Fest at an amusement park or fright fest listening to Amway Diamonds!

Want to do some shopping? Denver’s 16th Street Mall is a much better place to spend the day than stuck inside an auditorium listening to a bunch of aging Diamonds who use Amway functions to make their real money. Free shuttle buses and free Wifi anywhere up and down the pedestrian mall. A little too late for Amway FED but the mall is having a candy exchange on November 2. Can you imagine ambots showing up there and what they’d be exchanging!


  1. Not sure why they call it free enterprise. It's not free and Amway's opportunity is not free enterprise.

    1. Just one of life's unexplained mysteries I guess. Maybe ambots should spend more time debating that name than arguing why Amway is not a pyramid scheme.

  2. I remember with I was in the Bizness, I dreaded weekend functions... two days of meaningless bullcrap and hype. A couple of times they held them in stadiums, which was ok, at least you could stretch out a bit. But hotel function rooms were the worst: they'd pack as many chairs in as possible and you're all cramped up, especially bad for 6-ft tall guys. I'd end up with cramps. And all this in a freakin suit and tie, it really was torturous. At least at work seminars they provide coffee and cookies... but Bizness functions you get nothing, the stingy bastards.

    1. JQ - legitimate businesses don't charge their staff to attend functions and training seminars. Also you're right at just about every legitimate business meeting I've gone to the hotel or venue supplies coffee, water, juice maybe even snacks to the attendees. Not those cheap Amway bastards! It's all about scamming the followers out of their money.

  3. my wife sometimes call me ambot and i suspect its not in a nice way.
    If you don't know the exact answer then don't reply . its a Visayans or Tagalog saying. it could also be anbot. my wife got a writing disorder


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If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
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